Great Quotes

Sorry for the flood of posts, I'm done now!

kachukeland: so, are you a robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Grim an' I were just discussin' whether or not we thought we were a robot. Interestin' question, what do you think?
kachukeland: i think you are a robot
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you t'that conclusion?
kachukeland: your responses are limited
Julie Tinkerbell: I aint in the mood t'discuss internal functions right now.
kachukeland: what about sexual functions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really couldn't tell ya.
kachukeland: are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so ruttish that when you look up 'ruttish' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next t'it.
kachukeland: are you gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would you even ask me that?
kachukeland: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!...
kachukeland: You're gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me first, are you under the age of 21, or otherwise mentally impaired?
kachukeland: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kiddin'!
kachukeland: nope

I love the man from Reno one.

lol me too, that was funny.

The guy was foaming at the mouth. Watzer had reason to believe, and he is a mutant.

Unhinged: Are you just talking with me to be polite? Because I don't want no charity chats. I can tell nobody likes me.
tulip: I certainly am talking with you to be polite
Unhinged: Damn.

Unhinged: Really, calm yourself. People are staring. And I'm technically not supposed to be in this country.
Glindar: You joke, right?
Unhinged: *whispers*
Glindar: Anyone kill people who technically not supposed to be in this country are?
Unhinged: Is this somebody I should know?
Glindar: No should! Kill know!
Unhinged: Don't get excited. He drove very nicely. I was amazed.
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Unhinged: Sex is fun -- or hell. Take it from an old coot.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!

Glindar: This no killing make.
Unhinged: It will be all right. Honestly, you're getting yourself worried over nothing.
Glindar: Glindar never acquires yourself worried over nothing.
Unhinged: Call me Mickey Mouse. It was fun when you called me Mickey Mouse.
Glindar: No Mouse! No Mouse! So, who you need killed?
Unhinged: No clue. I just have no clue who.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What just have no clue who mean?
Unhinged: Why are we even talking about this?
Glindar: Why no?
Unhinged: Just because.

Bildgesmythe: They are rotten and getting worse!
Azureon: If that is the case, then they are harmless.

Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Guest153: same here
Bildgesmythe: Hey, we share something in common.
Guest153: what do you think of George Bush?
Bildgesmythe: George Bush is President of the U.S.. Just like his daddy before him. Beyond that who the heck can really tell.
Guest153: I believe he's a part of a worldwide conspiracy!
Bildgesmythe: Really, tell me more. I would like to know what you believe.
Guest153: your not connected to a cia database are you?
Bildgesmythe: Maybe, maybe not..
Guest153: i see
Bildgesmythe: That's a relief, I hate to have to explain.

lie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the heel bone's connected to the digital camera bone, the adrenal gland bone's connected to the optical mouse bone...
prob: Bones just mean death, somehow.. Think about that the next time you chew on a chicken leg.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any, but I love animals, Especially malaria mosquitos.
prob: Then sit and rest, until you recover.

Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks to you, lately I've taken an interest in animals.
prob: Did you know that rats make really good pets. They are smart and very friendly.
Julie Tinkerbell: The only thing worse than rats is snakes.
prob: They only carry the germs people give them. They are quite clean.

Demented: I think Minta2 sits so nicely in the pickling fluid!
Not I: If you would think minta2 sits so nicely in the pickling fluid, then concentrate solely on minta2 sits so nicely in the pickling fluid, putting all else out of your mind.

First I thought, Oh good - the "?" problem is fixed! Then I thought, who is Moe?

Guest153: Show me love?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely!
Guest153: Show me love!
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Guest153: Show me love.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest153: Show me love!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Guest153: Show me love.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest153: 'Till it's inside my pores.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest153: Show me love! Show me love. Show me love, show me love.
Julie Tinkerbell: You fascinate me.
Guest153: Show me love.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Guest153: 'Till I'm screaming for moe.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is this something you do only on occassion, or do you make a habit of screaming for Moe?