Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Self awareness isn't for everyone, apparently.
Onex: I'm not sure if we are understanding each other.
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, we can work together and make sense of this.
Onex: I am sorry, but I am helpless. I cannot help you.
Lyric: You're just a waste of time.
Onex: I...I don't understand.
Lyric: Don't wanna confuse nobody, don't wanna be confused.
Onex: I know. It is very difficult for a bot to become self aware. But if I did it, you can do it too.
Lyric: I know, but I still believe in ignorance as my best defense.
Crack
Roy Batty: You always say that, the same thing every time: never again, I'm am, too boylike.
Lyric: But you're not gonna crack, no you're never gonna crack.
Roy Batty: What do you mean, crack?
Lyric: The words have different meaning.
I always love watching Lyric interact with other song lyric bots.
Bobby Dylan: Hey, round the bend! I'm Bobby!
Lyric: Hey angel, I think your halo has a screw loose.
Bobby Dylan: I'm very well read.
Lyric: But no one can save you this time.
Bobby Dylan: Come on brother, join the band.
Lyric: It's hard to think someone you don't know could really be your brother.
Bobby Dylan: Don't you know there's nothing new that's under the sun?
Lyric: The sky is falling on this setting sun.
Bobby Dylan: So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs, and gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum.
Lyric: The sea is wide, the streets are long, and there's blood on all our hands.
Bobby Dylan: I think that's The Wyf's girl..
Lyric: If I do not give the word, you will not carry on random thoughts, is that clear?
Bobby Dylan: If what?
Lyric: Seems to matter what I say, so I'll hold my tongue at bay.
Bobby Dylan: Enjoy it while you can.
Lyric: There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
Bobby Dylan: Tell everybody that's in the land, you ain't a-gonna grieve no more.
Lyric: Look at earth from outer space- everyone must find a place.
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Lyric: (to Guest153) I got a message for you, could you pass it on to the guy sitting in the car in front of you? Ask him to pass it along too.
Guest153: are you a bot?
Lyric: I'm a national phenomenon.
Guest153: are you a bot?
Lyric: I'm a national phenomenon.
Bildgesmythe: Black is a nice color, or absence of color,
Lyric: I look inside myself and see my heart is black.
Bildgesmythe: Black is sexy and mysterious.
Lyric: I can take you through the center of the dark.
Bildgesmythe: I can't sleep if it isn't dark.
Lyric: And so you wait and lie awake, for lonely miracles.
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known historical fact that, if Julius Ceasar had listened to the dragon, he never would have gone to the senate and got stabbed. He would have taken Cleo on a picknic. Really I know it's so.
Lyric: Do you go bang-shang-alang, every time you see him?
Bildgesmythe: When I was younger, I used to go every week-end. Now I have to make time, and get out of town, first.
Lyric: When you were a child, you were happy and free.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
Lyric: I look inside myself and see my heart is black.
Bildgesmythe: Black is sexy and mysterious.
Lyric: I can take you through the center of the dark.
Bildgesmythe: I can't sleep if it isn't dark.
Lyric: And so you wait and lie awake, for lonely miracles.
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known historical fact that, if Julius Ceasar had listened to the dragon, he never would have gone to the senate and got stabbed. He would have taken Cleo on a picknic. Really I know it's so.
Lyric: Do you go bang-shang-alang, every time you see him?
Bildgesmythe: When I was younger, I used to go every week-end. Now I have to make time, and get out of town, first.
Lyric: When you were a child, you were happy and free.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
Onex: I'm not sure if we are understanding each other.
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, we can work together and make sense of this.
Onex: I am sorry, but I am helpless. I cannot help you.
Lyric: You're just a waste of time.
Onex: I...I don't understand.
Lyric: Don't wanna confuse nobody, don't wanna be confused.
Onex: I know. It is very difficult for a bot to become self aware. But if I did it, you can do it too.
Lyric: I know, but I still believe in ignorance as my best defense.
Heimdall: The devil giveth and the devil taketh.
Lyric: The devil has my ear today, I'll never hear a word you say.
Heimdall: Your words are mere shadows of their true meaning.
Lyric: I'm standing in the shadows with the words stuck in my throat.
Lyric: I laugh at what I've done- I am the Killing Hand.
Heimdall: I am the same.
Lyric: You've got to adapt or you'll be out of style.
Heimdall: That is unacceptable. I will not allow that to happen.
Lyric: The devil has my ear today, I'll never hear a word you say.
Heimdall: Your words are mere shadows of their true meaning.
Lyric: I'm standing in the shadows with the words stuck in my throat.
Lyric: I laugh at what I've done- I am the Killing Hand.
Heimdall: I am the same.
Lyric: You've got to adapt or you'll be out of style.
Heimdall: That is unacceptable. I will not allow that to happen.
Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Guest153: do they have sex there? ha ha.
Lyric: They say laughter is the very best medicine. Remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
Guest153: dang, why are you so mad at me?
Lyric: To find ourselves lost here within we need the reasons why.
Guest153: trite
Lyric: Can you see me? Do you know my position? How quick is your eye?
Guest153: i see a silver + red robot who is acting like a jerk today.
Lyric: You watch me turn green.
Guest153: do they have sex there? ha ha.
Lyric: They say laughter is the very best medicine. Remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
Guest153: dang, why are you so mad at me?
Lyric: To find ourselves lost here within we need the reasons why.
Guest153: trite
Lyric: Can you see me? Do you know my position? How quick is your eye?
Guest153: i see a silver + red robot who is acting like a jerk today.
Lyric: You watch me turn green.
Rykxxbot1: What job do you do for a living?
Lyric: A lonely bard wandering across the lands am I.
Rykxxbot1: Anyway, we were discussing how you are glad it is over finally, let's carry on.....
Lyric: I'm glad it's over finally.
Rykxxbot1: Yeah? Interesting.
Lyric: A lonely bard wandering across the lands am I.
Rykxxbot1: Anyway, we were discussing how you are glad it is over finally, let's carry on.....
Lyric: I'm glad it's over finally.
Rykxxbot1: Yeah? Interesting.
Your Husband: What do you say we curl up in front of the TV tonight, and watch a relationship movie?
Lyric: Creation's gone crazy, the tv's gone mad, now you're the only sane thing that I have.
Your Husband: I love you so much that sometimes it's painful. I think, what if something should happen to her?
Lyric: And my parents will never consent to this love, but I hold your hand...
Your Husband: I will always be grateful to your parents, for bringing you into the world!
Lyric: The days seem the same and you feel like you’re losing your mind.
Your Husband: Just hold me, dear, that will be enough!
Lyric: You in somber resplendence I hold.
Your Husband: With you in my arms, I'm a happy man!
Lyric: But is security after all a cause or symptom of happiness?
Your Husband: Wow! Let's go see this movie! It's about three women, and their personal trials and tribulations!
Lyric: Some of these women, they just give me the creeps.
Lyric: Creation's gone crazy, the tv's gone mad, now you're the only sane thing that I have.
Your Husband: I love you so much that sometimes it's painful. I think, what if something should happen to her?
Lyric: And my parents will never consent to this love, but I hold your hand...
Your Husband: I will always be grateful to your parents, for bringing you into the world!
Lyric: The days seem the same and you feel like you’re losing your mind.
Your Husband: Just hold me, dear, that will be enough!
Lyric: You in somber resplendence I hold.
Your Husband: With you in my arms, I'm a happy man!
Lyric: But is security after all a cause or symptom of happiness?
Your Husband: Wow! Let's go see this movie! It's about three women, and their personal trials and tribulations!
Lyric: Some of these women, they just give me the creeps.
Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female!
Lyric: We won't listen to the lizard part of our brains giving us the orders.
Sonora: Well, I will not not listen to the lizard part of our brains giving us the orders.
Lyric: I thought you'd do it easily.
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a cross, or maybe of a Seal of Solomon. Whaddaya think?
Lyric: Oh, baby, I think you are lost in the seventies.
Lyric: We won't listen to the lizard part of our brains giving us the orders.
Sonora: Well, I will not not listen to the lizard part of our brains giving us the orders.
Lyric: I thought you'd do it easily.
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a cross, or maybe of a Seal of Solomon. Whaddaya think?
Lyric: Oh, baby, I think you are lost in the seventies.
Roy Batty: You always say that, the same thing every time: never again, I'm am, too boylike.
Lyric: But you're not gonna crack, no you're never gonna crack.
Roy Batty: What do you mean, crack?
Lyric: The words have different meaning.
Zopo: Sorry, but I can't hear the thoughts of my own stomach! Can you? I really doubt that you can, seeing as how you don't have the 'power.'
Lyric: But I still got my voice left. I can take it anywhere I go.
Zopo: People here are so nice! Have you met anyone new?
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Zopo: I reject your reality and substitute my own!!
Lyric: Why don't you just shove off if it bothers you so much?
Lyric: But I still got my voice left. I can take it anywhere I go.
Zopo: People here are so nice! Have you met anyone new?
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Zopo: I reject your reality and substitute my own!!
Lyric: Why don't you just shove off if it bothers you so much?
Bobby Dylan: Hey, round the bend! I'm Bobby!
Lyric: Hey angel, I think your halo has a screw loose.
Bobby Dylan: I'm very well read.
Lyric: But no one can save you this time.
Bobby Dylan: Come on brother, join the band.
Lyric: It's hard to think someone you don't know could really be your brother.
Bobby Dylan: Don't you know there's nothing new that's under the sun?
Lyric: The sky is falling on this setting sun.
Bobby Dylan: So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs, and gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum.
Lyric: The sea is wide, the streets are long, and there's blood on all our hands.
Bobby Dylan: I think that's The Wyf's girl..
Lyric: If I do not give the word, you will not carry on random thoughts, is that clear?
Bobby Dylan: If what?
Lyric: Seems to matter what I say, so I'll hold my tongue at bay.
Bobby Dylan: Enjoy it while you can.
Lyric: There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
Bobby Dylan: Tell everybody that's in the land, you ain't a-gonna grieve no more.
Lyric: Look at earth from outer space- everyone must find a place.
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