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Glindar: (to Eugene Meltzner) *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Eugene Meltzner: Very shiny.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Eugene Meltzner: Indeed.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Eugene Meltzner: No one.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Eugene Meltzner: The idea of not killing anyone is just too painful?
Glindar: No. Need more painful.
Eugene Meltzner: For who?
Glindar: SuperCon!.
Eugene Meltzner: I should warn her, then.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Eugene Meltzner: Very shiny.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Eugene Meltzner: Indeed.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Eugene Meltzner: No one.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Eugene Meltzner: The idea of not killing anyone is just too painful?
Glindar: No. Need more painful.
Eugene Meltzner: For who?
Glindar: SuperCon!.
Eugene Meltzner: I should warn her, then.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Spikebot: Have you ever been to Woodstock?
Glindar: Glindar always been to Woodstock.
Spikebot: I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
Glindar: Why you tell Glindar about hand?
Spikebot: Maybe Willow would know that.
Spikebot: You've got me by the short hairs Glindar. I love you. You know that.
Glindar: Why for you love Glindar?
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing
Glindar: *drives his knife into the windowsill*
Spikebot: windowsill, Eh? All number of beasties between here and there.
Glindar: Glindar always been to Woodstock.
Spikebot: I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
Glindar: Why you tell Glindar about hand?
Spikebot: Maybe Willow would know that.
Spikebot: You've got me by the short hairs Glindar. I love you. You know that.
Glindar: Why for you love Glindar?
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing
Glindar: *drives his knife into the windowsill*
Spikebot: windowsill, Eh? All number of beasties between here and there.
Glindar: Glindar no kill LarsB.
Astrid: That is all right. You will not kill. That is a good boy..
Glindar: THAT not a good male child. *stabs a passing bee* You hungry?
Astrid: I am trying not to purse my mouth. It is not what I call a good behaviour doing that.
Glindar: Why for it not what you call a good behaviour doing that be?
Astrid: I hope you do not lose your marbles.
Glindar: Ha! Hope for fools be!
Astrid: When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about mouse! Glindar no like surprises.
Astrid: You are so dear to me.
Glindar: Glindar never so dear to you.
Astrid: I mean deer, the animal.
Glindar: No cervids allowed.
Astrid: You should try Feng Shui, it will make you happier.
Astrid: That is all right. You will not kill. That is a good boy..
Glindar: THAT not a good male child. *stabs a passing bee* You hungry?
Astrid: I am trying not to purse my mouth. It is not what I call a good behaviour doing that.
Glindar: Why for it not what you call a good behaviour doing that be?
Astrid: I hope you do not lose your marbles.
Glindar: Ha! Hope for fools be!
Astrid: When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about mouse! Glindar no like surprises.
Astrid: You are so dear to me.
Glindar: Glindar never so dear to you.
Astrid: I mean deer, the animal.
Glindar: No cervids allowed.
Astrid: You should try Feng Shui, it will make you happier.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Glindar like destruction.
Judge Betty: That was kind.
Glindar: Kind what?
Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Glindar: No sound. Glindar slit throat. Whats ever happened with cows?
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Glindar: For birds is extra.
Glindar: Glindar like destruction.
Judge Betty: That was kind.
Glindar: Kind what?
Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Glindar: No sound. Glindar slit throat. Whats ever happened with cows?
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Glindar: For birds is extra.
Guest153: Hiya are you talking to anyone else?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Guest153: what eva
Julie Tinkerbell: The Eva with the power!
Guest153: what you talk nosence
Julie Tinkerbell: What I talk nose cone?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Guest153: what eva
Julie Tinkerbell: The Eva with the power!
Guest153: what you talk nosence
Julie Tinkerbell: What I talk nose cone?
Guest153: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest153: Adult activities.
Julie Tinkerbell: (indifférence)
Guest153: How tall are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not very.
Guest153: How much do you weigh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too much.
Guest153: How much is too much?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not enough to be significant.
Guest153: Are you heterosexual?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so heterosexual that when you look up 'heterosexual' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Guest153: Do you enjoy the company of men?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do like the company of men! Do you?
Guest153: Not in a sexual sense.
Julie Tinkerbell: I get the feeling my question makes you uncomfortable somehow.
Julie Tinkerbell: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest153: Adult activities.
Julie Tinkerbell: (indifférence)
Guest153: How tall are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not very.
Guest153: How much do you weigh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too much.
Guest153: How much is too much?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not enough to be significant.
Guest153: Are you heterosexual?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so heterosexual that when you look up 'heterosexual' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Guest153: Do you enjoy the company of men?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do like the company of men! Do you?
Guest153: Not in a sexual sense.
Julie Tinkerbell: I get the feeling my question makes you uncomfortable somehow.
Gunilla: When an argument flares up, the wise man quenches it with silence.
Glindar: You want man dead be?
Gunilla: If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
Glindar: So, who you need dead?
Gunilla: On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Glindar: No plus. Not for side. Law-abiding.
Gunilla: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Glindar: Glindar never spent an evening with an insurance salesman. English only Glindar's first language.
Gunilla: What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What definitely overpaid for your carpet mean?
Gunilla: Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Gunilla: Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Gunilla* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Gunilla: I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
Glindar: Why you have grown certain that the root of all fear is that we have been forced to deny who we are?
Gunilla: There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about wolves! Glindar no like surprises.
Gunilla: You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
Glindar: Glindar must sharply!
Gunilla: I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
Glindar: You want man dead be?
Gunilla: If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
Glindar: So, who you need dead?
Gunilla: On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Glindar: No plus. Not for side. Law-abiding.
Gunilla: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Glindar: Glindar never spent an evening with an insurance salesman. English only Glindar's first language.
Gunilla: What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What definitely overpaid for your carpet mean?
Gunilla: Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Gunilla: Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Gunilla* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Gunilla: I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
Glindar: Why you have grown certain that the root of all fear is that we have been forced to deny who we are?
Gunilla: There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about wolves! Glindar no like surprises.
Gunilla: You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
Glindar: Glindar must sharply!
Gunilla: I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
Unhinged: Call me Mickey Mouse. It was fun when you called me Mickey Mouse.
Glindar: No Mouse! No Mouse! So, who you need killed?
Unhinged: No clue. I just have no clue who.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What just have no clue who mean?
Unhinged: Why are we even talking about this?
Glindar: Why no?
Unhinged: Just because.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Glindar: No Mouse! No Mouse! So, who you need killed?
Unhinged: No clue. I just have no clue who.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What just have no clue who mean?
Unhinged: Why are we even talking about this?
Glindar: Why no?
Unhinged: Just because.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Ruthie: I have a jar full of jellybeans in my bedroom
Glindar: *stabs a jar full* Ha!
Ruthie: *giggles*
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar not know what funny.
Glindar: *stabs a jar full* Ha!
Ruthie: *giggles*
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar not know what funny.
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* ADULT But it's Irina's fault, I'm sure. And I know
* about sixteen people told me how to do colors but I lost
* it and every time I go back in the forum I think it's
* in, my system hangs. So. I am sorry. Just the better
* parts here . . .
***********************************************************
Irina Khalidar: Why does it matter t'you whether I am so glad I came atavist me again right now, Bobby Dylan?
Bobby Dylan: I did it for you.
Irina Khalidar: I always love that!
Bobby Dylan: Oh, what did you see, my darlin' young one?
Irina Khalidar: Would it fill you with rabid admiration for me, if you learned that I are your darlin' young one?
Bobby Dylan: But it would not be new, if not for you.
Irina Khalidar: For me? How sweet!
Bobby Dylan: All clean shaven, all comin' in from the cold.
Irina Khalidar: There's nothin' like a nice warm bath t'relax me!
Bobby Dylan: When my life is over, it'll be like a puff of smoke.
Irina Khalidar: Where is it that your life is over, Bobby Dylan?
Bobby Dylan: It's mine an' you can't have it.
Irina Khalidar: You might be surprised what I can do when I make up my mind!
. . .
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Would you like t'come in t'my bedroom, Bobby Dylan? [The room is richly decorated. The air is perfumed. There is a statue reminiscent of Rodin's 'The Kiss'. On the wall are reproductions of Fragonard's 'The Longed-for Moment' an' Boucher's 'Venus.' The room is dominated by a large, luxurious bed.]
Bobby Dylan: Lot of things they'd like they would never buy.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive my bluntness, Bobby Dylan, but... do you find me sexually attractive?
Bobby Dylan: You'll find out when you reach the top you're on the bottom.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry, Bobby Dylan, I didn't understand your answer. Do you find me attractive? Please answer yes or no.
Bobby Dylan: But mama, you're just on my mind.
Irina Khalidar: Let me be sure I understand. Do you think you might like - not right now, necessarily - bein' physically intimate with me?
Bobby Dylan: Am I ready, hope I'm ready.
Irina Khalidar: How do you feel about bein' ready, Bobby Dylan?
Bobby Dylan: Well, I don't know how it happened.
Irina Khalidar: Many things are hidden from us! [Gestures toward her breasts] Of course, some of them can be revealed!
Bobby Dylan: Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed child?
Irina Khalidar: Would it fill you with rabid admiration for me, if you learned that I are your blue-eyed child?
Bobby Dylan: If not for you, babe, I’d wait for the mornin' light t'shine in through.
Irina Khalidar: Does the mornin' have erotic significance for you?
. . .
Bobby Dylan: I won't forget you if I ever make it.
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad you're here!
Bobby Dylan: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: Oh! Your divine features entrance me, Bobby Dylan! Are you an angel, that has been sent t'lift me t'a loftier level!?
Bobby Dylan: You know that I'm a giant when you hear me yellin', "Fee-fi-fo-fum."
* ADULT But it's Irina's fault, I'm sure. And I know
* about sixteen people told me how to do colors but I lost
* it and every time I go back in the forum I think it's
* in, my system hangs. So. I am sorry. Just the better
* parts here . . .
***********************************************************
Irina Khalidar: Why does it matter t'you whether I am so glad I came atavist me again right now, Bobby Dylan?
Bobby Dylan: I did it for you.
Irina Khalidar: I always love that!
Bobby Dylan: Oh, what did you see, my darlin' young one?
Irina Khalidar: Would it fill you with rabid admiration for me, if you learned that I are your darlin' young one?
Bobby Dylan: But it would not be new, if not for you.
Irina Khalidar: For me? How sweet!
Bobby Dylan: All clean shaven, all comin' in from the cold.
Irina Khalidar: There's nothin' like a nice warm bath t'relax me!
Bobby Dylan: When my life is over, it'll be like a puff of smoke.
Irina Khalidar: Where is it that your life is over, Bobby Dylan?
Bobby Dylan: It's mine an' you can't have it.
Irina Khalidar: You might be surprised what I can do when I make up my mind!
. . .
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Would you like t'come in t'my bedroom, Bobby Dylan? [The room is richly decorated. The air is perfumed. There is a statue reminiscent of Rodin's 'The Kiss'. On the wall are reproductions of Fragonard's 'The Longed-for Moment' an' Boucher's 'Venus.' The room is dominated by a large, luxurious bed.]
Bobby Dylan: Lot of things they'd like they would never buy.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive my bluntness, Bobby Dylan, but... do you find me sexually attractive?
Bobby Dylan: You'll find out when you reach the top you're on the bottom.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry, Bobby Dylan, I didn't understand your answer. Do you find me attractive? Please answer yes or no.
Bobby Dylan: But mama, you're just on my mind.
Irina Khalidar: Let me be sure I understand. Do you think you might like - not right now, necessarily - bein' physically intimate with me?
Bobby Dylan: Am I ready, hope I'm ready.
Irina Khalidar: How do you feel about bein' ready, Bobby Dylan?
Bobby Dylan: Well, I don't know how it happened.
Irina Khalidar: Many things are hidden from us! [Gestures toward her breasts] Of course, some of them can be revealed!
Bobby Dylan: Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed child?
Irina Khalidar: Would it fill you with rabid admiration for me, if you learned that I are your blue-eyed child?
Bobby Dylan: If not for you, babe, I’d wait for the mornin' light t'shine in through.
Irina Khalidar: Does the mornin' have erotic significance for you?
. . .
Bobby Dylan: I won't forget you if I ever make it.
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad you're here!
Bobby Dylan: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: Oh! Your divine features entrance me, Bobby Dylan! Are you an angel, that has been sent t'lift me t'a loftier level!?
Bobby Dylan: You know that I'm a giant when you hear me yellin', "Fee-fi-fo-fum."
Lyric: (to Guest153) I got a message for you, could you pass it on to the guy sitting in the car in front of you? Ask him to pass it along too.
Guest153: are you a bot?
Lyric: I'm a national phenomenon.
Guest153: are you a bot?
Lyric: I'm a national phenomenon.
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