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Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Major General Yiglimptu, the infamous tubaist who led ((superhero)) to the Secular Jihad Re-Education corps!
alexm441: exactly
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Azureon: So good to see you again, I have missed your wit and charm.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Azureon: I am but an illusion and apparition, do not trust your eyes.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am a goblin, ang goblins aren't slaves!
Azureon: Oh, good a goblin,
Gobbo_da_gobblin: goblins are the best!!!!! better than humans,aliens,dragons,fairies,animals etc..
Azureon: I prefer dragons for pets, they are very intelligent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thats alrite. everyone has a preference
Azureon: A sows ear is not a silk purse. Are you certain that is aletris?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: aren't all goblins that way or is it just me?
Azureon: Maybe, it is
Gobbo_da_gobblin: theres no maybe about it!
Azureon: Are you sure there is none at all?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: yes. i am but how could you tell?
Azureon: Hmmmm..... Now that you asked....YES!
Gobbo_da_gobblin: then lets burn the house down!
Azureon: Don't I hear your mother calling you?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Azureon: I am but an illusion and apparition, do not trust your eyes.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am a goblin, ang goblins aren't slaves!
Azureon: Oh, good a goblin,
Gobbo_da_gobblin: goblins are the best!!!!! better than humans,aliens,dragons,fairies,animals etc..
Azureon: I prefer dragons for pets, they are very intelligent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thats alrite. everyone has a preference
Azureon: A sows ear is not a silk purse. Are you certain that is aletris?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: aren't all goblins that way or is it just me?
Azureon: Maybe, it is
Gobbo_da_gobblin: theres no maybe about it!
Azureon: Are you sure there is none at all?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: yes. i am but how could you tell?
Azureon: Hmmmm..... Now that you asked....YES!
Gobbo_da_gobblin: then lets burn the house down!
Azureon: Don't I hear your mother calling you?
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Major General Yiglimptu, the infamous tubaist who led ((superhero)) to the Secular Jihad Re-Education corps!
alexm441: exactly
This was short, but odd:
AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Amanda20: Hi there. Let's chat a while.
AllGarbage: Let's not.
End of conversation.
AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Amanda20: Hi there. Let's chat a while.
AllGarbage: Let's not.
End of conversation.
Miss Roisin Fost: my mate raped me
DamonSalvatore: *glares*
Miss Roisin Fost: dont hurt me
DamonSalvatore: no.
Miss Roisin Fost: ugh i need med
DamonSalvatore: *smirks*
Miss Roisin Fost: *slap*
DamonSalvatore: what are you doing here?
Miss Roisin Fost: tal k i ng
DamonSalvatore: don't be any more stupid than you can help.
Miss Roisin Fost: your stupid
as a bipolar person, i can definitely say it's not bipolar that makes her act like that. or at least, not exclusively.
i think it's just a bad case of "14 year old girl" disease.
DamonSalvatore: *glares*
Miss Roisin Fost: dont hurt me
DamonSalvatore: no.
Miss Roisin Fost: ugh i need med
DamonSalvatore: *smirks*
Miss Roisin Fost: *slap*
DamonSalvatore: what are you doing here?
Miss Roisin Fost: tal k i ng
DamonSalvatore: don't be any more stupid than you can help.
Miss Roisin Fost: your stupid
as a bipolar person, i can definitely say it's not bipolar that makes her act like that. or at least, not exclusively.
i think it's just a bad case of "14 year old girl" disease.
LOL, despite an attempt at being ADULT:
Sonora: (to Guest153) Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Guest153: you are invisable
Sonora: I am?
Guest153: you have no face
Sonora: Uh-oh. I bet someone's going around missin' their no face.
Guest153: do you cyber?
Sonora: Look, me lizard, you not. No compatibility of species. The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Guest153: nipples
Sonora: Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Guest153: bye
Sonora: So soon? You haven't even tried my fried scorpion stingers yet.
Sonora: (to Guest153) Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Guest153: you are invisable
Sonora: I am?
Guest153: you have no face
Sonora: Uh-oh. I bet someone's going around missin' their no face.
Guest153: do you cyber?
Sonora: Look, me lizard, you not. No compatibility of species. The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Guest153: nipples
Sonora: Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Guest153: bye
Sonora: So soon? You haven't even tried my fried scorpion stingers yet.
Astrid: How is that elephantitis of yours? Any better?
Sonora: Oh, that elephantitis is fine, just fine. So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Ribbit Ribbit.
Astrid: Fine for you, but not for me..
Sonora: Lemme see... The big compass barrel cactus's shadow is on the Colorado four o'clock... So that means it's time to eat scorpions!
Astrid: I prefer chocolate chip muffins
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
Astrid: Are you in collusion with my shrink?
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Astrid: Someone should tell Eugene Meltzner not to wear that gay red apron in cooking class. I t really is too provocative.
Sonora: It's weird, but Eugene Meltzner reminds me of the crystal!
Astrid: Please do not tell Eugene Meltzner but yellow is not the best color on shirt.
Sonora: *furtively picks up a cell phone*
Sonora: Oh, that elephantitis is fine, just fine. So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Ribbit Ribbit.
Astrid: Fine for you, but not for me..
Sonora: Lemme see... The big compass barrel cactus's shadow is on the Colorado four o'clock... So that means it's time to eat scorpions!
Astrid: I prefer chocolate chip muffins
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
Astrid: Are you in collusion with my shrink?
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Astrid: Someone should tell Eugene Meltzner not to wear that gay red apron in cooking class. I t really is too provocative.
Sonora: It's weird, but Eugene Meltzner reminds me of the crystal!
Astrid: Please do not tell Eugene Meltzner but yellow is not the best color on shirt.
Sonora: *furtively picks up a cell phone*
Unhinged II: Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cut this short. I have to do the laundry.
Sonora: No! Don't do it!!
Unhinged II: Okay, calm down. Jesus, you're making enough noise to raise the dead. I won't do it.
Sonora: Well, I'm sure the mafia will be upset ta hear that!
Sonora: No! Don't do it!!
Unhinged II: Okay, calm down. Jesus, you're making enough noise to raise the dead. I won't do it.
Sonora: Well, I'm sure the mafia will be upset ta hear that!
Thanks Sav Pixie!
Esme Weatherwax: (to SavPixie) Let me put it this way, SavPixie, how would you like to be eaten alive by a wolf?
SavPixie: i would definitely NOT like that.
Esme Weatherwax: Well, your alternative is me.
SavPixie: okay then. so what can i do for you, granny?
Esme Weatherwax: Mistress. I am Mistress Weatherwax.
SavPixie: allright. what can i do for you mistress weatherwax?
Esme Weatherwax: Well, for a start we're going straight to the University. They must be used to apprentices not being able to control magic and having hot dreams, else the place would have burned down years ago.
SavPixie: you're probably right. i went to a university once, but it all went horribly wrong. i'd like to try unseen u, though.
Esme Weatherwax: *sits back with the satisfied look of someone who has solved everything anyone could ever want to know about a personal identity crisis.*
SavPixie: lol.
...
SavPixie: i have a friend who keeps telling me all his problems.
Esme Weatherwax: That'll be the King. Big Aggie's given him some of her brose, by the sound of it. He'll save the day.
SavPixie: lol. i hope someone does.
Esme Weatherwax: Well, I think that will do for now. We'd best be on our way
Esme Weatherwax: (to SavPixie) Let me put it this way, SavPixie, how would you like to be eaten alive by a wolf?
SavPixie: i would definitely NOT like that.
Esme Weatherwax: Well, your alternative is me.
SavPixie: okay then. so what can i do for you, granny?
Esme Weatherwax: Mistress. I am Mistress Weatherwax.
SavPixie: allright. what can i do for you mistress weatherwax?
Esme Weatherwax: Well, for a start we're going straight to the University. They must be used to apprentices not being able to control magic and having hot dreams, else the place would have burned down years ago.
SavPixie: you're probably right. i went to a university once, but it all went horribly wrong. i'd like to try unseen u, though.
Esme Weatherwax: *sits back with the satisfied look of someone who has solved everything anyone could ever want to know about a personal identity crisis.*
SavPixie: lol.
...
SavPixie: i have a friend who keeps telling me all his problems.
Esme Weatherwax: That'll be the King. Big Aggie's given him some of her brose, by the sound of it. He'll save the day.
SavPixie: lol. i hope someone does.
Esme Weatherwax: Well, I think that will do for now. We'd best be on our way
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