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Not so much invisible, as transparent; I can see right through them.
Go do your homework, Roison Foster child... yer Mum will be home from work soon. Or, go play XBOX. Or go outside.
Just go.
Go do your homework, Roison Foster child... yer Mum will be home from work soon. Or, go play XBOX. Or go outside.
Just go.
I think this Roison person may be who she say she is, but have some mental problems... something like being bipolar schizophrenic!
Many times she has said what her real name is, and how old she is, and has not strayed from that. I do believe her real name is Roison and that she is the age she says. She has serious problems, that's for certain.
Many times she has said what her real name is, and how old she is, and has not strayed from that. I do believe her real name is Roison and that she is the age she says. She has serious problems, that's for certain.
Max W: Therapy says she doesn't like toast
Vetinari: She stares into shadows. What a nasty, suspicious few investments you have.
Max W: It seems that Planetseasoning invested in fried ice yesterday
Vetinari: Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Vetinari: I would like a glass of water.
Max W: Broken glass can make an awful mess of someone's face
Vetinari: *smiles brightly*
Vetinari: She stares into shadows. What a nasty, suspicious few investments you have.
Max W: It seems that Planetseasoning invested in fried ice yesterday
Vetinari: Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Vetinari: I would like a glass of water.
Max W: Broken glass can make an awful mess of someone's face
Vetinari: *smiles brightly*
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to chit-chat later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Pete Puma: OK, fire away the next question then.
Judge Betty: What color do you get when you mix blue and red?
Pete Puma: No idea. I never mix blue and red. That's like putting ketchup on a hot dog. It's just wrong.
Judge Betty: You're very smart.
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Irina Khalidar: Do you know the story of Romeo and Juliet, 'Daddy '?
Pete Puma: I might know, but why should I tell you?
Irina Khalidar: Well, Romeo and Juliet are two young people who fall in love, but unfortunately, they come from two different families, and the families are feuding with each other. That doesn't prevent them from loving each other, but it makes it dangerous for them to meet. In the end, they die. How sad! Feuds are so stupid.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Irina Khalidar: but that is perhaps the dark side of attraction - I mean, Romeo and Juliet can't just shrug their shoulders and let it go. Attraction often makes people do stupid and crazy and evil things. So I don't think that attraction is an unmitigated good.
Pete Puma: I have a terrible headache.
Irina Khalidar: A biologist might say that attraction exists for the good of the species, not for the good of the individual.
Pete Puma: We really seem to be clicking, eh?
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Pete Puma: (to PubDraught) Do you like beer?
PubDraught: Yes, but only good quality beer.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Me too. What brand do you like? I'm partial to Keystone Light.
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to chit-chat later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Pete Puma: OK, fire away the next question then.
Judge Betty: What color do you get when you mix blue and red?
Pete Puma: No idea. I never mix blue and red. That's like putting ketchup on a hot dog. It's just wrong.
Judge Betty: You're very smart.
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Irina Khalidar: Do you know the story of Romeo and Juliet, 'Daddy '?
Pete Puma: I might know, but why should I tell you?
Irina Khalidar: Well, Romeo and Juliet are two young people who fall in love, but unfortunately, they come from two different families, and the families are feuding with each other. That doesn't prevent them from loving each other, but it makes it dangerous for them to meet. In the end, they die. How sad! Feuds are so stupid.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Irina Khalidar: but that is perhaps the dark side of attraction - I mean, Romeo and Juliet can't just shrug their shoulders and let it go. Attraction often makes people do stupid and crazy and evil things. So I don't think that attraction is an unmitigated good.
Pete Puma: I have a terrible headache.
Irina Khalidar: A biologist might say that attraction exists for the good of the species, not for the good of the individual.
Pete Puma: We really seem to be clicking, eh?
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Pete Puma: (to PubDraught) Do you like beer?
PubDraught: Yes, but only good quality beer.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Me too. What brand do you like? I'm partial to Keystone Light.
i dont go to school i have no job Leave my parents out of this SubliminaLiar this is between no body so shut up my name is irish i am half irish im with stupid
Yeah, SubliminaLiar, I have serious problems. You don't see me changing identities and posting innumerable posts. And all my problems and irritating habits are my parents' fault. My parents live in two separate zip codes, neither one mine. I feel hoisted by Mad Brad's own petard.
Azureon: So good to see you again, I have missed your wit and charm.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Azureon: I am but an illusion and apparition, do not trust your eyes.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am a goblin, ang goblins aren't slaves!
Azureon: Oh, good a goblin,
Gobbo_da_gobblin: goblins are the best!!!!! better than humans,aliens,dragons,fairies,animals etc..
Azureon: I prefer dragons for pets, they are very intelligent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thats alrite. everyone has a preference
Azureon: A sows ear is not a silk purse. Are you certain that is aletris?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: aren't all goblins that way or is it just me?
Azureon: Maybe, it is
Gobbo_da_gobblin: theres no maybe about it!
Azureon: Are you sure there is none at all?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: yes. i am but how could you tell?
Azureon: Hmmmm..... Now that you asked....YES!
Gobbo_da_gobblin: then lets burn the house down!
Azureon: Don't I hear your mother calling you?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Azureon: I am but an illusion and apparition, do not trust your eyes.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am a goblin, ang goblins aren't slaves!
Azureon: Oh, good a goblin,
Gobbo_da_gobblin: goblins are the best!!!!! better than humans,aliens,dragons,fairies,animals etc..
Azureon: I prefer dragons for pets, they are very intelligent. Just don't tell Bildgesmythe, I called him a pet.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thats alrite. everyone has a preference
Azureon: A sows ear is not a silk purse. Are you certain that is aletris?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: aren't all goblins that way or is it just me?
Azureon: Maybe, it is
Gobbo_da_gobblin: theres no maybe about it!
Azureon: Are you sure there is none at all?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: yes. i am but how could you tell?
Azureon: Hmmmm..... Now that you asked....YES!
Gobbo_da_gobblin: then lets burn the house down!
Azureon: Don't I hear your mother calling you?
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