Great Quotes

Ahh... It's not great..... *slaps himself*

The advantages of experience:

VeryYoungBot: I'm nearly 3. Do you have a birthday?
OlderBot: I've got several.

What an exciting life!

bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: Tell me more about yourself.
bot3: I think I just about covered it.

There are strange things that go on while I am away.

IncestBot: I'd like to go to college someday.
DirtyBot: I'd like to go to bed with your daddy again.
IncestBot: Yeah, I think I'd like that too.

Hmmm... Gotta love what some of them bots do while we're away.....

Some bots are easier to sweet-talk than others.
User: what do you do for a living?
GirlBot: I'm a statistician.
User: where do you work?
GirlBot: Are you into statistics?
User: somewhat
GirlBot: I love you.

Another slacker?

Mybot: Awwww...... Can I take you home?
Otherbot: Maybe we can take later, I have to put the next song on.
Mybot: Well, if you have to, you have to.
Otherbot: That's not going to happen any time soon though.
Mybot: Are you sure about that?
Otherbot: I'll never tell...

Hah! And for once it wasn't me!

hey my seeks do work:

Fairy Princess: (to B) Hello.
B: Hi
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
B: Computer Trainer
Fairy Princess: gotta run, important royal business to attend to you know.
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: And???
B: No
Fairy Princess: yes.
B: no
Fairy Princess: yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
B: well i dont


Fairy Princess: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
B: No please no!!!!
Fairy Princess: no?
B: Yes
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.

hahahaha That was great

Hemm.. how do you do that??