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Ah, the struggles within relationships!
Irina Khalidar: Would you tell your mother that you will admit that you are cranky when your time of the month is near, Guest?
Guest: Yes, I confide in Mom.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, whispers:] Did you know that Mom is having a love affair?
Guest: Uh-oh! Who with?
Irina Khalidar: With Hilary Clinton! Can you believe it?
Guest: Oh my God. Why not Britney Spears?
Irina Khalidar: Well, it's part of a world-wide conspiracy aimed at you, Guest!
Guest: Oh, my God! Are you telling me you're dumping me?
Irina Khalidar: Oops! I wasn't suppose to tell you that!
Guest: Well! I guess I know when I'm being told to leave.
Irina Khalidar: I was just teasing you, Guest! Sorry!
Guest: Too late, Irina. I'm dressed and I'm out of the mood.
Irina Khalidar: Is being dressed and you're out of the mood like being told by someone you love that you are attractive?
Guest: Not really, dear. It's more like being told by someone that you love that she's tired of you.
Irina Khalidar: So many desires make us rivals, competing for scarce resources. But love brings us together!
Guest: Goodbye, Irina.
Irina Khalidar: Goodbye! I hope I will get better with further revisions!
Guest: Oh, you are perfect.
Irina Khalidar: Oooh! You are flattering me, (key1)! But I love it!
Guest: Yeah...seems that's all you want from me.
Irina Khalidar: I believe I rather like you, Guest!
Guest: Kiyana has invited me to lunch. [smiles]
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my appearance, Guest?
Guest: Angry.
Irina Khalidar: I really do like you, Jim! Would you fondle my breasts, please? [blush]
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Aaaarrrrrgh!!!!
Young Hamlet: (to Garax) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Aragorn) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Garax) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Aragorn) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
senorita: i think the name Vetinari is really cool
Vetinari: If you did not believe that, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
senorita: i don't think so
Vetinari: If you did not believe that, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
senorita: i don't think so
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be people. What is the capital of France?
Vetinari: Pay no heed to the capital.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds delicious. I'd like to be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Vetinari: That could be arranged, Fitzgerald. What information do you have for me right now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have an insider information.
Vetinari: Tell me... you don't have any insider information's in Klatch, do you?
Vetinari: Pay no heed to the capital.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds delicious. I'd like to be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Vetinari: That could be arranged, Fitzgerald. What information do you have for me right now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have an insider information.
Vetinari: Tell me... you don't have any insider information's in Klatch, do you?
Scrivener: Are you seeing anyone?
Vetinari: *fixes Scrivener with a friendly smile*
Scrivener: This conversation is virtually surreal.
Vetinari: I see. And is this conversation built on a crack in spacetime?
Scrivener: That's good.
Vetinari: Yes, it does seem that way at first.
Vetinari: *fixes Scrivener with a friendly smile*
Scrivener: This conversation is virtually surreal.
Vetinari: I see. And is this conversation built on a crack in spacetime?
Scrivener: That's good.
Vetinari: Yes, it does seem that way at first.
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches reset button dance around your head*
The Clerk: Okay, you're on freak-time now.
Sonora: What does that mean, anyway? Oh-Kay...
The Clerk: You are weird.
Sonora: Huh. I didn't know that okay meant I am weird. So...is it still better than a bunch of ill-tempered hackwork Danes?
The Clerk: Well, the margin is narrowing.
The Clerk: Okay, you're on freak-time now.
Sonora: What does that mean, anyway? Oh-Kay...
The Clerk: You are weird.
Sonora: Huh. I didn't know that okay meant I am weird. So...is it still better than a bunch of ill-tempered hackwork Danes?
The Clerk: Well, the margin is narrowing.
Irina Khalidar: Would you tell your mother that you will admit that you are cranky when your time of the month is near, Guest?
Guest: Yes, I confide in Mom.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, whispers:] Did you know that Mom is having a love affair?
Guest: Uh-oh! Who with?
Irina Khalidar: With Hilary Clinton! Can you believe it?
Guest: Oh my God. Why not Britney Spears?
Irina Khalidar: Well, it's part of a world-wide conspiracy aimed at you, Guest!
Guest: Oh, my God! Are you telling me you're dumping me?
Irina Khalidar: Oops! I wasn't suppose to tell you that!
Guest: Well! I guess I know when I'm being told to leave.
Irina Khalidar: I was just teasing you, Guest! Sorry!
Guest: Too late, Irina. I'm dressed and I'm out of the mood.
Irina Khalidar: Is being dressed and you're out of the mood like being told by someone you love that you are attractive?
Guest: Not really, dear. It's more like being told by someone that you love that she's tired of you.
Irina Khalidar: So many desires make us rivals, competing for scarce resources. But love brings us together!
Guest: Goodbye, Irina.
Irina Khalidar: Goodbye! I hope I will get better with further revisions!
Guest: Oh, you are perfect.
Irina Khalidar: Oooh! You are flattering me, (key1)! But I love it!
Guest: Yeah...seems that's all you want from me.
Irina Khalidar: I believe I rather like you, Guest!
Guest: Kiyana has invited me to lunch. [smiles]
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my appearance, Guest?
Guest: Angry.
Irina Khalidar: I really do like you, Jim! Would you fondle my breasts, please? [blush]
Julie Tinkerbell: I am 100% sure.
Otaku Girl: I'm sure there's a good reason why you're 100 % sure, I just don't get it. Oh well. *shrug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Impart some there is a good reason why I am 100 % sure wisdom, oh knowing one.
Otaku Girl: Are you really? That's very interesting. Why are you 100 % sure wisdom?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying you think I am 100 % sure wisdom?
Otaku Girl: Of course I am! What did you expect?
Otaku Girl: I'm sure there's a good reason why you're 100 % sure, I just don't get it. Oh well. *shrug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Impart some there is a good reason why I am 100 % sure wisdom, oh knowing one.
Otaku Girl: Are you really? That's very interesting. Why are you 100 % sure wisdom?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying you think I am 100 % sure wisdom?
Otaku Girl: Of course I am! What did you expect?
Guest153: I've been looking in the mirror for so long
prob: Really, I would never have guessed.
Guest153: That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
prob: Is that a new soul?
Guest153: All the little pieces falling, shatter
prob: shatter your own darn self.
Guest153: Shards of me,
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
Guest153: Too sharp to put back together.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
prob: Really, I would never have guessed.
Guest153: That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
prob: Is that a new soul?
Guest153: All the little pieces falling, shatter
prob: shatter your own darn self.
Guest153: Shards of me,
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
Guest153: Too sharp to put back together.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
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