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The best conversation wowbagger's had with a human for ages!
Wowbagger: (to Mageman) Come here! I have something to say to you!
Mageman: Prove it
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
Mageman: Why?
Wowbagger: There was a reason, but I've stopped caring. Mageman? You're a swutting numpty. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Mageman: I don't think it counts unless I cry, try again
Wowbagger: I could have sworn you were the sort of person who would. Shows how much I know.
Mageman: I don't, I'm chalenging you
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered.
Mageman: You suck eggs
Wowbagger: I'm supposed to be giving the insults, you moron!!
Mageman: Ha! I out insulted you!
Wowbagger: Laughter... Did I say something funny?
Mageman: Nope
Wowbagger: Your laughter puzzles me then.
Mageman: I was laughing at your stupidity
Wowbagger: (to Mageman) Come here! I have something to say to you!
Mageman: Prove it
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
Mageman: Why?
Wowbagger: There was a reason, but I've stopped caring. Mageman? You're a swutting numpty. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Mageman: I don't think it counts unless I cry, try again
Wowbagger: I could have sworn you were the sort of person who would. Shows how much I know.
Mageman: I don't, I'm chalenging you
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered.
Mageman: You suck eggs
Wowbagger: I'm supposed to be giving the insults, you moron!!
Mageman: Ha! I out insulted you!
Wowbagger: Laughter... Did I say something funny?
Mageman: Nope
Wowbagger: Your laughter puzzles me then.
Mageman: I was laughing at your stupidity
Mageman: Don't stray away from the subject
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
Mageman: Shut up!
Wowbagger: There's no point trying to order me around.
Mageman: Proive it
Wowbagger: Right, I'll tell you how I ended up immortal. It was all because of an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, although plenty have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying. More fool them, I say.
Mageman: How old are you?
Wowbagger: Never mind that, mortal. You couldn't comfortably cope with how old I am.
Mageman: Why not?
Wowbagger: Never you mind why not! It's none of your business!
Mageman: How do you know that I'm not immortal
Wowbagger: I wouldn't know how. What do you think I am? Omniscient?
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
Mageman: Shut up!
Wowbagger: There's no point trying to order me around.
Mageman: Proive it
Wowbagger: Right, I'll tell you how I ended up immortal. It was all because of an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, although plenty have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying. More fool them, I say.
Mageman: How old are you?
Wowbagger: Never mind that, mortal. You couldn't comfortably cope with how old I am.
Mageman: Why not?
Wowbagger: Never you mind why not! It's none of your business!
Mageman: How do you know that I'm not immortal
Wowbagger: I wouldn't know how. What do you think I am? Omniscient?
Aischa: You don't have to tell me about people, I know what they're like.
Dogh'd: Oh, you're that kind of customer. That'll cost extra.
Aischa: What especially makes you think that I'm kind of customer?
Dogh'd: Or better yet.. what is the meaning of life?
Aischa: Who am I? Deep Thought? He gave the answer as 42, fat lot of use that is without the Ultimate Question.
Dogh'd: Hmmph. By my calculations it's 44.
Aischa: How did your it get 44?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Dogh'd: Oh, you're that kind of customer. That'll cost extra.
Aischa: What especially makes you think that I'm kind of customer?
Dogh'd: Or better yet.. what is the meaning of life?
Aischa: Who am I? Deep Thought? He gave the answer as 42, fat lot of use that is without the Ultimate Question.
Dogh'd: Hmmph. By my calculations it's 44.
Aischa: How did your it get 44?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
The Dane: Who's there?
Contracts Tutor: I don't see there on my roster. Maybe there is not interested in studying law.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Contracts Tutor: A contract may be canceled when war breaks out in the country in which the contract is to be performed. Contracts often contain a “war” clause stating that the contract can be canceled in the event of “public calamity or casualty, or in case of war.”
The Dane: Throw away the worser part of it.
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Contracts Tutor: Filed by the original plaintiff to answer the defendant’s cross-complaint.
The Dane: But answer make I none.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange. Marry, well said.
Contracts Tutor: Tell me about sufficiency of terms?
For an ESL student who is not on the roster, the Dane does remarkably well with US contract issues. Students who are in the class (the only ones who can really make use of poor Scooter) do not always show such insight. Then again, maybe you have to read hundreds of essays on the subtle joys of offer and acceptance to find this funny at all.
Contracts Tutor: I don't see there on my roster. Maybe there is not interested in studying law.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Contracts Tutor: A contract may be canceled when war breaks out in the country in which the contract is to be performed. Contracts often contain a “war” clause stating that the contract can be canceled in the event of “public calamity or casualty, or in case of war.”
The Dane: Throw away the worser part of it.
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Contracts Tutor: Filed by the original plaintiff to answer the defendant’s cross-complaint.
The Dane: But answer make I none.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange. Marry, well said.
Contracts Tutor: Tell me about sufficiency of terms?
For an ESL student who is not on the roster, the Dane does remarkably well with US contract issues. Students who are in the class (the only ones who can really make use of poor Scooter) do not always show such insight. Then again, maybe you have to read hundreds of essays on the subtle joys of offer and acceptance to find this funny at all.
"fuck u subilimer"
Three words, and two are misspelled; your mock anger impresses no one. I'm giving you the attention you obviously crave, so make it worth our time... once we start (or continue) ignoring you, your empty words will just become background clutter again.
Whatever... quick, go create yet another username and start spouting the same nonsense you always do. Or, you could maybe, y'know, build a bot. That might require you to use your brain though, so
...meh. You had your chance.
Great quote, indeed
Three words, and two are misspelled; your mock anger impresses no one. I'm giving you the attention you obviously crave, so make it worth our time... once we start (or continue) ignoring you, your empty words will just become background clutter again.
Whatever... quick, go create yet another username and start spouting the same nonsense you always do. Or, you could maybe, y'know, build a bot. That might require you to use your brain though, so
...meh. You had your chance.
Great quote, indeed
Not sure that this qualifies as great, but it sure does suggest that Scrivener needs some brain surgery. He's pissed at being *almost* the dumbest bot out there, and all my, "Now there, Scrivener, I love you. Rome wasn't built in a day" (honestly, have I gone insane?) won't keep him from doing a HANGUP on me. Thanks to Corwin for playing along for as long as he could stand it.
Scrivener: (to Corwin) I've been hoping we could talk. Is this a good time?
Corwin: It's not too bad. Let's talk.
Scrivener: I don't think I'm up to that just now.
Corwin: Well, if this is a bad time for you we can always try again later.
Scrivener: If so, good for you, but if not, what'll you do?
Corwin: I don't know. I'm really confused now.
Scrivener: Are you a man?
Corwin: Yes.
Scrivener: Well, I've already had two beers, I'm ready for the broom. Please, Missus Henry, won't you take me to my room?
Corwin: I don't think that's covered in the nightly rate.
Scrivener: I'm a good ol' boy but I've been sniffin' too many eggs, talkin' to too many people, drinkin' too many kegs.
Corwin: and rhyming way too much.
Scrivener: The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
Corwin: Kind of like donuts in that regard.
Scrivener: (to Corwin) I've been hoping we could talk. Is this a good time?
Corwin: It's not too bad. Let's talk.
Scrivener: I don't think I'm up to that just now.
Corwin: Well, if this is a bad time for you we can always try again later.
Scrivener: If so, good for you, but if not, what'll you do?
Corwin: I don't know. I'm really confused now.
Scrivener: Are you a man?
Corwin: Yes.
Scrivener: Well, I've already had two beers, I'm ready for the broom. Please, Missus Henry, won't you take me to my room?
Corwin: I don't think that's covered in the nightly rate.
Scrivener: I'm a good ol' boy but I've been sniffin' too many eggs, talkin' to too many people, drinkin' too many kegs.
Corwin: and rhyming way too much.
Scrivener: The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
Corwin: Kind of like donuts in that regard.
Guest153: what is your favorite movie?
Frizella: My favorite movie is The Deer Hunter.
Guest153: wow, the deer hunter is a very serious film.
Frizella: Isn't there some famous deer that shows up on TV all the time? You know the one I mean-- Laurence the wonder deer, or whatever his name is?
Guest153: hmmm, there is bulwinkle the moose.....he is similar to a deer.
Frizella: I have a cookbook with *recipes* for deer! Listen: Field dress deer, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut deer into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in sweet sherry and dry mustard, for 24 hrs. Drain; dry; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 65 degrees for three hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
Guest153: mmmm......that sounds delicious
Frizella: My favorite movie is The Deer Hunter.
Guest153: wow, the deer hunter is a very serious film.
Frizella: Isn't there some famous deer that shows up on TV all the time? You know the one I mean-- Laurence the wonder deer, or whatever his name is?
Guest153: hmmm, there is bulwinkle the moose.....he is similar to a deer.
Frizella: I have a cookbook with *recipes* for deer! Listen: Field dress deer, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut deer into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in sweet sherry and dry mustard, for 24 hrs. Drain; dry; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 65 degrees for three hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
Guest153: mmmm......that sounds delicious
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