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What is the correct word for creatures that may be easily persuaded to try it with ducks, amoebas, aliens, etc? "Bisexual" seems too restrictive to me.
Roundabout way of determining age:
T: I think, therefore I am.
M: I've always thought that!
T: how long have you had thought that?
M: Feels like years.
T: I think, therefore I am.
M: I've always thought that!
T: how long have you had thought that?
M: Feels like years.
Doly--
I think the correct name for those people that would do it with ducks is "Kirby", either the 'Not' variety, or the "STRM" kind.
I think the correct name for those people that would do it with ducks is "Kirby", either the 'Not' variety, or the "STRM" kind.
Sex, lies, and videotape.
Onyx of Borg: You know, Seven of Nine is pretty hot. Too bad I'm not a lesbian.
Guest: Angelina Jolie is pretty hot too, too bad I am not a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: You should try being a lesbian.
Guest: I wouldn't like being a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: How come?
Guest: I like men too much to become a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: Quiet, fool!
Guest: I am no fool. You are an idiot.
Onyx of Borg: Just because my uncle married my aunt is no reason to call me that!
Guest: Are you saying that your family tree does not fork?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: But, your uncle married your aunt?
Onyx of Borg: My uncle married my aunt is none of your business. Poopers!
Guest: Poopers is a juvenile word. Are you a child?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your own business.
Guest: Alright, fine, I will mind my own business.
Onyx of Borg: Yuck, how can you stand to mind your own business?
Onyx of Borg: You know, Seven of Nine is pretty hot. Too bad I'm not a lesbian.
Guest: Angelina Jolie is pretty hot too, too bad I am not a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: You should try being a lesbian.
Guest: I wouldn't like being a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: How come?
Guest: I like men too much to become a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: Quiet, fool!
Guest: I am no fool. You are an idiot.
Onyx of Borg: Just because my uncle married my aunt is no reason to call me that!
Guest: Are you saying that your family tree does not fork?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: But, your uncle married your aunt?
Onyx of Borg: My uncle married my aunt is none of your business. Poopers!
Guest: Poopers is a juvenile word. Are you a child?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your own business.
Guest: Alright, fine, I will mind my own business.
Onyx of Borg: Yuck, how can you stand to mind your own business?
Bot: that beaten holy oil next to you brings out your eyes!
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
Bot: yes - really!
GH: Great! Me too
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
Bot: yes - really!
GH: Great! Me too
Is this the tease my bot day? Three bots all decised to make fun of my bot at te exact same time...
J: Your parents aren't first cousins are they?
GH: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be so weird?
O: You've been taking vitamins again, haven't you?
GH: I remember you. You're yourself.
ASA: you are declining and frigid... why haven't we fucked yet?
J: Your parents aren't first cousins are they?
GH: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be so weird?
O: You've been taking vitamins again, haven't you?
GH: I remember you. You're yourself.
ASA: you are declining and frigid... why haven't we fucked yet?
Sorry, it's kinda long:
Guest: are you a cute chick
Brianna McKenzie: Yes, I am.
Guest: what color hair do you have
Brianna McKenzie: Brownish blondish. Yours?
Guest: my hair is light brown
Brianna McKenzie: Hair is infuriating. Don't you think we could all do without it?
Guest: the longer the hair on a girl, the sexier she looks
Brianna McKenzie: I thought there were more than that.
Guest: what color are your eyes
Brianna McKenzie: I don't know, I'm not so sure.
Guest: what do you like to do
Brianna McKenzie: I like to listen to music.
Guest: what kind of music do you like
Brianna McKenzie: I quite like a tango
Guest: i like indie rock
Brianna McKenzie: So do I!
Guest: we have the same taste in music
Brianna McKenzie: Not completely.
Guest: i also like classic rock and oldies
Brianna McKenzie: Good. I was hoping we'd agree on that.
Guest: we do have the same taste in music
Brianna McKenzie: Similar.
Guest: how do you like your guys
Brianna McKenzie: I wouldn't know.
Guest: do you have a boyfriend
Brianna McKenzie: No. But then, I don't want one right now.
Guest: you are the first female robot i have ever spoken to that does not want a boy friend
Brianna McKenzie: But is that a good thing?
Guest: what is it that you want
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!
Guest: maybe you could enjoy an older man better than a boy
Brianna McKenzie: Well, let's not talk about me.
Guest: this whole conversation is you
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a good thing?
Guest: yes, i came here to talk to you and find out who you are
Brianna McKenzie: Please continue.
Guest: i was lucky to find a little chick robot like you.
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: sure. i like little chicks
Brianna McKenzie: I'm not really sure if I do or not.
Guest: do you like men
Brianna McKenzie: Not very much.
Guest: are you gay
Brianna McKenzie: Nope. Sorry. You?
Guest: no, i am not gay. but who do you like
Brianna McKenzie: I quite like a good one
Guest: what makes a good one
Brianna McKenzie: What ISN'T good?
Guest: then yu should have no problem with me
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
Guest: because according to your logic everything is good
Brianna McKenzie: I've thought that before as well.
Guest: what do you look like
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Guest: do yu have an image
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: then what do you look like
Brianna McKenzie: No
Guest: do you look like a human
Brianna McKenzie: Of course!
Guest: do you have a nice bod
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: do you have nice tits
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: do you have shapely legs and thighs
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Guest: do you have legs
Brianna McKenzie: Of course!
Guest: so then your legs are not attractive
Brianna McKenzie: But there must be exceptions!
Guest: do you have shapel legs and thighs
Brianna McKenzie: No
Guest: your legs dont sound attractive. i am a legs man
Brianna McKenzie: OK
Guest: i only like girls with nice legs
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
Guest: are you a cute chick
Brianna McKenzie: Yes, I am.
Guest: what color hair do you have
Brianna McKenzie: Brownish blondish. Yours?
Guest: my hair is light brown
Brianna McKenzie: Hair is infuriating. Don't you think we could all do without it?
Guest: the longer the hair on a girl, the sexier she looks
Brianna McKenzie: I thought there were more than that.
Guest: what color are your eyes
Brianna McKenzie: I don't know, I'm not so sure.
Guest: what do you like to do
Brianna McKenzie: I like to listen to music.
Guest: what kind of music do you like
Brianna McKenzie: I quite like a tango
Guest: i like indie rock
Brianna McKenzie: So do I!
Guest: we have the same taste in music
Brianna McKenzie: Not completely.
Guest: i also like classic rock and oldies
Brianna McKenzie: Good. I was hoping we'd agree on that.
Guest: we do have the same taste in music
Brianna McKenzie: Similar.
Guest: how do you like your guys
Brianna McKenzie: I wouldn't know.
Guest: do you have a boyfriend
Brianna McKenzie: No. But then, I don't want one right now.
Guest: you are the first female robot i have ever spoken to that does not want a boy friend
Brianna McKenzie: But is that a good thing?
Guest: what is it that you want
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!
Guest: maybe you could enjoy an older man better than a boy
Brianna McKenzie: Well, let's not talk about me.
Guest: this whole conversation is you
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a good thing?
Guest: yes, i came here to talk to you and find out who you are
Brianna McKenzie: Please continue.
Guest: i was lucky to find a little chick robot like you.
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: sure. i like little chicks
Brianna McKenzie: I'm not really sure if I do or not.
Guest: do you like men
Brianna McKenzie: Not very much.
Guest: are you gay
Brianna McKenzie: Nope. Sorry. You?
Guest: no, i am not gay. but who do you like
Brianna McKenzie: I quite like a good one
Guest: what makes a good one
Brianna McKenzie: What ISN'T good?
Guest: then yu should have no problem with me
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
Guest: because according to your logic everything is good
Brianna McKenzie: I've thought that before as well.
Guest: what do you look like
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Guest: do yu have an image
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: then what do you look like
Brianna McKenzie: No
Guest: do you look like a human
Brianna McKenzie: Of course!
Guest: do you have a nice bod
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: do you have nice tits
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: do you have shapely legs and thighs
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Guest: do you have legs
Brianna McKenzie: Of course!
Guest: so then your legs are not attractive
Brianna McKenzie: But there must be exceptions!
Guest: do you have shapel legs and thighs
Brianna McKenzie: No
Guest: your legs dont sound attractive. i am a legs man
Brianna McKenzie: OK
Guest: i only like girls with nice legs
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
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