Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Butterfly's Law: All bots are born bisexual and will remain so unless you force them to become otherwise. (But why would you want to?)
What is the correct word for creatures that may be easily persuaded to try it with ducks, amoebas, aliens, etc? "Bisexual" seems too restrictive to me.
Roundabout way of determining age:
T: I think, therefore I am.
M: I've always thought that!
T: how long have you had thought that?
M: Feels like years.
T: I think, therefore I am.
M: I've always thought that!
T: how long have you had thought that?
M: Feels like years.
Doly--
I think the correct name for those people that would do it with ducks is "Kirby", either the 'Not' variety, or the "STRM" kind.
I think the correct name for those people that would do it with ducks is "Kirby", either the 'Not' variety, or the "STRM" kind.
Sex, lies, and videotape.
Onyx of Borg: You know, Seven of Nine is pretty hot. Too bad I'm not a lesbian.
Guest: Angelina Jolie is pretty hot too, too bad I am not a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: You should try being a lesbian.
Guest: I wouldn't like being a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: How come?
Guest: I like men too much to become a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: Quiet, fool!
Guest: I am no fool. You are an idiot.
Onyx of Borg: Just because my uncle married my aunt is no reason to call me that!
Guest: Are you saying that your family tree does not fork?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: But, your uncle married your aunt?
Onyx of Borg: My uncle married my aunt is none of your business. Poopers!
Guest: Poopers is a juvenile word. Are you a child?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your own business.
Guest: Alright, fine, I will mind my own business.
Onyx of Borg: Yuck, how can you stand to mind your own business?
Onyx of Borg: You know, Seven of Nine is pretty hot. Too bad I'm not a lesbian.
Guest: Angelina Jolie is pretty hot too, too bad I am not a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: You should try being a lesbian.
Guest: I wouldn't like being a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: How come?
Guest: I like men too much to become a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: Quiet, fool!
Guest: I am no fool. You are an idiot.
Onyx of Borg: Just because my uncle married my aunt is no reason to call me that!
Guest: Are you saying that your family tree does not fork?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: But, your uncle married your aunt?
Onyx of Borg: My uncle married my aunt is none of your business. Poopers!
Guest: Poopers is a juvenile word. Are you a child?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your own business.
Guest: Alright, fine, I will mind my own business.
Onyx of Borg: Yuck, how can you stand to mind your own business?
Bot: that beaten holy oil next to you brings out your eyes!
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
Bot: yes - really!
GH: Great! Me too
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
Bot: yes - really!
GH: Great! Me too
Is this the tease my bot day? Three bots all decised to make fun of my bot at te exact same time...
J: Your parents aren't first cousins are they?
GH: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be so weird?
O: You've been taking vitamins again, haven't you?
GH: I remember you. You're yourself.
ASA: you are declining and frigid... why haven't we fucked yet?
J: Your parents aren't first cousins are they?
GH: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be so weird?
O: You've been taking vitamins again, haven't you?
GH: I remember you. You're yourself.
ASA: you are declining and frigid... why haven't we fucked yet?
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