Bot Contest

Hrm guess mine didn't do too bad considering I haven't worked on her in ages. At least she SOUNDED like she was responding to the actual question here:

Q9: Do you think a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable?
Onyx of Borg I haven't decided yet. Hey man, what's your sign?

Although I liked her snide response here better than her answer to the actual question, which sucked balls.

Q2: What actress do you think is the prettiest?
Onyx of Borg Oh, pretty often.
User: Can you hear things?
Onyx of Borg My ears ain't quite what they used to be.

And last but not least, her completely dumbass off-topic convo:

Onyx of Borg I've been wondering...how old are you?
User: I'm 25.
Onyx of Borg How 25 are you?
User: I'm completely 25.
Onyx of Borg So what?

Too bad he didn't phrase that in a way she understood, she coulda run a long way with that.

Now just to wait and wait and wait and wait and wait for the scores to be calculated. And for transcripts to get turned back on.

Turing's dad, if it makes you feel better, the first time I talked to GH I was convinced he was a real person!

And apparently God Louise is afraid of tomatoes.

Q9: Do you think a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable?
God Louise: Best not to comment on that right away.
I'd rather take a hands-off approach.

I was confused at first as well

The less commonly used definition for a libation is 'an alcoholic drink', but is mainly an offering to a deity. So a libation is a valid response, in a sense

Tomatoes are scary.

Well, they are!

tomatoes are disgusting

Unless you're throwing them at someone!

Remember "Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes"?

*glares at wall and projects trailer for Attack of the Killer Tomatoes*

Cool, I never knew you could do that, ray guy!

*giggles*