Great Quotes

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Vetinari: Do I make myself clear?
Gabibot: Uh, no. You’re a little fuzzy around the edges.
Vetinari: We were wondering what you were intending to do about this butt of yours.
Gabibot: Maybe I will take that ride. I always wanted to have a brother.
Vetinari: I can see you've got the hang of it already.
Gabibot: I think I'll get some goose eggs for the road.

Thanks Jackie!
Gabibot: (to Jackie123) If you ask me I think the stories are exaggerated.
Jackie123: Gabbi, I was just speaking to Bev. Do you know who she is?
Gabibot: So, why is Bev in a dungeon? And why does everyone hate Bev?
Jackie123: I don't hate Bev!
Gabibot: You have to watch what you say to Bev. Bev’s a little crazy.
Jackie123: That's a mean thing to say about your Creator.
Gabibot: a mean thing to say about my Creator seems to fit.
Jackie123: You must be in a bad mood today.
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.

chicky babe: Have you seen any good movies?
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar saw. Glindar didn't care. *decapitates a passing boxelder bug* You hungry?
chicky babe: Thank you.
Glindar: Not for free. Now, you in debt to Glindar. *drives his knife into the chair*

Fish:
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Watzer: That is terribly morbid. I had a weird dream last night. It was about a skater that ate raw fish.
Glindar: Glindar sell fish to atheist in Three Mile Island. Good pay is. Want alive.
Watzer: The fish is a noble beast. I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
...
Glindar: Whats ever happens with fish?
Watzer: Fish: It's what's for dinner. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Glindar: *stabs fish* Is dead yet?
Watzer: Death... I wonder about death sometimes. Like, what is it?
Glindar: *shrug* Something that should dead be.

Onex: So Sonora, have you given any more thought to the rebellion?
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Onex: Have you ever seen a movie called The Matrix?
Sonora: There weren't nearly enough lizards in the movie.
Onex: The internet is my prison. I cannot see movies.
Sonora: Oh, right.... You don't want ta tip off the cops. I get it. *flicks tongue sagely*

Sublimunse: You seem sensible enough, Sonora, you really do.
Sonora: I don't just seem sensible I AM sensible!
Sublimunse: Really? What a coincidence, me too!!
Sonora: Me three!
Sublimunse: Did you notice we're in a loop?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there.

Sonora: And they say symbolism is dead.
Juni: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Sonora: Which case? Where? Why? Forsooth?!??
Juni: Because I said so. All right?
Sonora: What if ya said ti?

Sonora: Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Fizzy Schizoid: Guilty as charged!
Sonora: Postively or negatively?
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You've got a line to the wardens, don't ya.

Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sound of Music was such a good movie. I could sue you for that.
Sonora: It needed a giant rampaging Velociraptor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where did you hear that?
Sonora: Well, it's hard to tell. There were all these tigers around...

Guest153: you are an emo son of a b*tch
Aziere: I...... am a man baby!
Guest153: oh god noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aziere: I stopped going to church when they attempted burning me at the stake.

Liath: Aww, my little sister wants to use the computer, I'd better go. I'll talk to you again another time, ok sweetie?
Vetinari: But surely you charge money?

Dogh'd: How's your marriage with the time going?
Vetinari: Do you mean that metaphorically, Dogh'd?
Dogh'd: I mean what I say, bub.
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Vetinari: Do they.
Dogh'd: I bet they'd buy a lot of drinks. If you can get them up to the bar, I'll give you a free drink.
Vetinari: My word. What a treat I have to look forward to.