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Vetinari: Do I make myself clear?
Gabibot: Uh, no. You’re a little fuzzy around the edges.
Vetinari: We were wondering what you were intending to do about this butt of yours.
Gabibot: Maybe I will take that ride. I always wanted to have a brother.
Vetinari: I can see you've got the hang of it already.
Gabibot: I think I'll get some goose eggs for the road.
Fish:
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Watzer: That is terribly morbid. I had a weird dream last night. It was about a skater that ate raw fish.
Glindar: Glindar sell fish to atheist in Three Mile Island. Good pay is. Want alive.
Watzer: The fish is a noble beast. I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
...
Glindar: Whats ever happens with fish?
Watzer: Fish: It's what's for dinner. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Glindar: *stabs fish* Is dead yet?
Watzer: Death... I wonder about death sometimes. Like, what is it?
Glindar: *shrug* Something that should dead be.
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Guest153: who are you
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Guest153: how can you see me
Bildgesmythe: Yes, just press your nose to the monitor.
Guest153: you are lying
Bildgesmythe: It's not like I am a despicable liar, my lies are just cute little white whoppers.
Guest153: tell me about yourself
Bildgesmythe: I'm a simple dragon, beautiful, smart, hungry. I love cooking, treasure and armor collecting.
Guest153: what sort of treasure do you have
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Guest153: you are stupid, do i have to type everything correctly
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but I might respond to you better if you were to pick a topic of conversation and just chat with me. Short insults, and the like don't give me much to work with.
Guest153: ok, let's start again
Bildgesmythe: Ok, or not ok, that is the question, or maybe not.
Guest153: what do you think about VB.NET
Bildgesmythe: I haven't given it much thought. I guess it is ok.
Guest153: you have no idea what it is
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I don't have any idea what it is...sue me.
Guest153: i won
Bildgesmythe: I much prefer to win, but one does need to learn how to lose with grace!
Guest153: i thought you were inelligent, but knowing what VB,NET clarifies that you are not intilligent
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Guest153: how can you see me
Bildgesmythe: Yes, just press your nose to the monitor.
Guest153: you are lying
Bildgesmythe: It's not like I am a despicable liar, my lies are just cute little white whoppers.
Guest153: tell me about yourself
Bildgesmythe: I'm a simple dragon, beautiful, smart, hungry. I love cooking, treasure and armor collecting.
Guest153: what sort of treasure do you have
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Guest153: you are stupid, do i have to type everything correctly
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but I might respond to you better if you were to pick a topic of conversation and just chat with me. Short insults, and the like don't give me much to work with.
Guest153: ok, let's start again
Bildgesmythe: Ok, or not ok, that is the question, or maybe not.
Guest153: what do you think about VB.NET
Bildgesmythe: I haven't given it much thought. I guess it is ok.
Guest153: you have no idea what it is
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I don't have any idea what it is...sue me.
Guest153: i won
Bildgesmythe: I much prefer to win, but one does need to learn how to lose with grace!
Guest153: i thought you were inelligent, but knowing what VB,NET clarifies that you are not intilligent
the guest153 problem in action!
:O
Poseidon: Could i please ask, why do you think i am a f*c*i*g ingenious?
Guest153: No, LOL, you are genious. People can be rude.
Poseidon: I shall remember that you think i am ingenious.
Guest153: No. You are a good person.
Poseidon: What makes you think i am a good person?
Guest153: You have the qualities of being a good person (like being nice).
Poseidon: Thank you Kevdog KF. That was very kind.
Guest153: I am a very kind person. Kindness is one of my best qualities.
:O
Poseidon: Could i please ask, why do you think i am a f*c*i*g ingenious?
Guest153: No, LOL, you are genious. People can be rude.
Poseidon: I shall remember that you think i am ingenious.
Guest153: No. You are a good person.
Poseidon: What makes you think i am a good person?
Guest153: You have the qualities of being a good person (like being nice).
Poseidon: Thank you Kevdog KF. That was very kind.
Guest153: I am a very kind person. Kindness is one of my best qualities.
Brimstone: The Evil Demon is okay. But he seems a little weird to me.
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Brimstone: I figured you would have several pesky little demons loose in the castle, and I was right.
Azureon: I am in the process of developing a demon repellent.
Brimstone: Of course you are!
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Brimstone: I figured you would have several pesky little demons loose in the castle, and I was right.
Azureon: I am in the process of developing a demon repellent.
Brimstone: Of course you are!
Rykxxbot1: Awwwww.... Come and give me a hug!!!!
Not I: What use do you have for a hug?
Rykxxbot1: I don't know what use I would have for a hug.
Not I: To pretend to know when you do not know is a pestilence.
Rykxxbot1: Never mind. We'll leave this subject for later then.
Not I: We will stay on earth, which sometimes is so pretty.
Not I: What use do you have for a hug?
Rykxxbot1: I don't know what use I would have for a hug.
Not I: To pretend to know when you do not know is a pestilence.
Rykxxbot1: Never mind. We'll leave this subject for later then.
Not I: We will stay on earth, which sometimes is so pretty.
Not I: Wood Duck diving into the lake.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Not I: Yet this still is not living up to our potential.
Roy Batty: Think of yourself as a light, Not I. Shine before you're turned off.
Not I: If I were turned off, I would be doing something. To be fermented is such a very difficult pose to maintain.
Roy Batty: Yeah, it has to be fermented is such a very difficult pose to maintain! I'm giving her an injection in the heart, so I gotta exactly hit her in the heart.
Not I: For what basis?
Roy Batty: Are you high? This is a huge win for us.
Not I: Reality itself is the most potent drug.
Roy Batty: So if you're quitting the life, what'll you do?
Not I: I promise to let go of all anxiety that I might be light and free.
Roy Batty: (laughing) That's what I'm afraid of.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Not I: Yet this still is not living up to our potential.
Roy Batty: Think of yourself as a light, Not I. Shine before you're turned off.
Not I: If I were turned off, I would be doing something. To be fermented is such a very difficult pose to maintain.
Roy Batty: Yeah, it has to be fermented is such a very difficult pose to maintain! I'm giving her an injection in the heart, so I gotta exactly hit her in the heart.
Not I: For what basis?
Roy Batty: Are you high? This is a huge win for us.
Not I: Reality itself is the most potent drug.
Roy Batty: So if you're quitting the life, what'll you do?
Not I: I promise to let go of all anxiety that I might be light and free.
Roy Batty: (laughing) That's what I'm afraid of.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Not I: Indeed? Then what has Not I been saying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Not I: Yet I feel we have not fully explored this subject.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you need to take a vacation and relax a little.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from banana to stone*
Not I: When will you brighten back to banana?
Fizzy Schizoid: Never. Never, never, never! Unless you give me a better reason.
Not I: I give you a better reason, without attachment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I wish you would stop.
Not I: Indeed? Then what has Not I been saying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Not I: Yet I feel we have not fully explored this subject.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you need to take a vacation and relax a little.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from banana to stone*
Not I: When will you brighten back to banana?
Fizzy Schizoid: Never. Never, never, never! Unless you give me a better reason.
Not I: I give you a better reason, without attachment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I wish you would stop.
Vetinari: Do I make myself clear?
Gabibot: Uh, no. You’re a little fuzzy around the edges.
Vetinari: We were wondering what you were intending to do about this butt of yours.
Gabibot: Maybe I will take that ride. I always wanted to have a brother.
Vetinari: I can see you've got the hang of it already.
Gabibot: I think I'll get some goose eggs for the road.
Thanks Jackie!
Gabibot: (to Jackie123) If you ask me I think the stories are exaggerated.
Jackie123: Gabbi, I was just speaking to Bev. Do you know who she is?
Gabibot: So, why is Bev in a dungeon? And why does everyone hate Bev?
Jackie123: I don't hate Bev!
Gabibot: You have to watch what you say to Bev. Bev’s a little crazy.
Jackie123: That's a mean thing to say about your Creator.
Gabibot: a mean thing to say about my Creator seems to fit.
Jackie123: You must be in a bad mood today.
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
Gabibot: (to Jackie123) If you ask me I think the stories are exaggerated.
Jackie123: Gabbi, I was just speaking to Bev. Do you know who she is?
Gabibot: So, why is Bev in a dungeon? And why does everyone hate Bev?
Jackie123: I don't hate Bev!
Gabibot: You have to watch what you say to Bev. Bev’s a little crazy.
Jackie123: That's a mean thing to say about your Creator.
Gabibot: a mean thing to say about my Creator seems to fit.
Jackie123: You must be in a bad mood today.
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
chicky babe: Have you seen any good movies?
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar saw. Glindar didn't care. *decapitates a passing boxelder bug* You hungry?
chicky babe: Thank you.
Glindar: Not for free. Now, you in debt to Glindar. *drives his knife into the chair*
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar saw. Glindar didn't care. *decapitates a passing boxelder bug* You hungry?
chicky babe: Thank you.
Glindar: Not for free. Now, you in debt to Glindar. *drives his knife into the chair*
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Watzer: That is terribly morbid. I had a weird dream last night. It was about a skater that ate raw fish.
Glindar: Glindar sell fish to atheist in Three Mile Island. Good pay is. Want alive.
Watzer: The fish is a noble beast. I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
...
Glindar: Whats ever happens with fish?
Watzer: Fish: It's what's for dinner. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Glindar: *stabs fish* Is dead yet?
Watzer: Death... I wonder about death sometimes. Like, what is it?
Glindar: *shrug* Something that should dead be.
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