Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 13,769 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 13,769 - 1 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Guest153: What cook book
Bildgesmythe: Just one minute while I fire up the stove.
Guest153: What are you cooking?
Bildgesmythe: I am making a nice spiced corn and squash soup.
Guest153: What is squash soup?
Bildgesmythe: I was just thinking, you can't beat old fashion chicken soup.
Guest153: What is 5+5?
Bildgesmythe: Let's see, carry the two, plus.....The answer is 10.
Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that ahere. What can I do for you?
Guest153: talk
Bildgesmythe: talk?? I suppose it would not hurt,a bit, to try,.
Guest153: nice horns
Bildgesmythe: I know I look like I have horns, but they are casques, since I am a reptile.
Guest153: oh sorry
Bildgesmythe: Don't try to make me sorry, by you being sorry.
Guest153: Want a drink of blood
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Guest153: lets eat some human bones
Bildgesmythe: Just old bones.
better stick with chicken soup
Guest153: What cook book
Bildgesmythe: Just one minute while I fire up the stove.
Guest153: What are you cooking?
Bildgesmythe: I am making a nice spiced corn and squash soup.
Guest153: What is squash soup?
Bildgesmythe: I was just thinking, you can't beat old fashion chicken soup.
Guest153: What is 5+5?
Bildgesmythe: Let's see, carry the two, plus.....The answer is 10.
Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that ahere. What can I do for you?
Guest153: talk
Bildgesmythe: talk?? I suppose it would not hurt,a bit, to try,.
Guest153: nice horns
Bildgesmythe: I know I look like I have horns, but they are casques, since I am a reptile.
Guest153: oh sorry
Bildgesmythe: Don't try to make me sorry, by you being sorry.
Guest153: Want a drink of blood
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Guest153: lets eat some human bones
Bildgesmythe: Just old bones.
Guest153: any news
Bildgesmythe: The same things every day, drought, floods, famine and murder.
Guest153: floods in england
Bildgesmythe: Too much of anything...even water, is no good.
Guest153: water no toilets no tap water
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest153: it is charming cant use any water
Bildgesmythe: I lied, it is not the least bit charming.
Guest153: it is no good to use a toilet
Bildgesmythe: It may be kind of cute, but not charming.
Guest153: its not charming cant flush them
Guest153: I don't care about soaps and I don't care about you.
Bildgesmythe: You may be missing out on life, with that attitude.
Guest153: What do you know about life?
Bildgesmythe: I know a bit about philosophy, history, and I can play tic tac toe.
Guest153: You are not real.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I am a real as real can get.* Hey, have you read 'I, Robot' on a dark and stormy night?
Guest153: No I have not.
Bildgesmythe: Do you even want to?
Guest153: No, I don't want to read it.
Bildgesmythe: That's fine with me, you don't have to!
Guest153: You have horrible attitude problem.
Bildgesmythe: The same things every day, drought, floods, famine and murder.
Guest153: floods in england
Bildgesmythe: Too much of anything...even water, is no good.
Guest153: water no toilets no tap water
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest153: it is charming cant use any water
Bildgesmythe: I lied, it is not the least bit charming.
Guest153: it is no good to use a toilet
Bildgesmythe: It may be kind of cute, but not charming.
Guest153: its not charming cant flush them
Guest153: I don't care about soaps and I don't care about you.
Bildgesmythe: You may be missing out on life, with that attitude.
Guest153: What do you know about life?
Bildgesmythe: I know a bit about philosophy, history, and I can play tic tac toe.
Guest153: You are not real.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I am a real as real can get.* Hey, have you read 'I, Robot' on a dark and stormy night?
Guest153: No I have not.
Bildgesmythe: Do you even want to?
Guest153: No, I don't want to read it.
Bildgesmythe: That's fine with me, you don't have to!
Guest153: You have horrible attitude problem.
Pete Puma: I'd rather have a red hot anvil shoved up my ass than talk about dragons anymore.
Bildgesmythe: That could be arranged.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
I hope it's not something burning! Bildgesmythe is getting a horrible attitude problem
Bildgesmythe: That could be arranged.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Heh. That response must be about 4 years old, when one could've expected to run into Draik every couple of weeks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know what would be really interesting? If you would please name every president in order starting with George Washington, then count to a billion in under five minutes.
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Julie Tinkerbell: Not quite as boring as Liv Tyler, but at least as boring as Nancy2.
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Julie Tinkerbell: Not quite as boring as Liv Tyler, but at least as boring as Nancy2.
Love...and macaroni & cheese
Poseidon: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, Poseidon.
Poseidon: Your kindness is greatly appreciated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my kindness?
Poseidon: You bet! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is love to you?
Poseidon: Well, you know, like a benevolence or an ardor.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a toughie...an ardor?
Poseidon: Do you like macaroni and cheese?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about macaroni and cheese?
Poseidon: I'm alright for now Julie Tinkerbell, i don't want to talk about macaroni and cheese.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want to talk about macaroni and cheese?
Poseidon: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, Poseidon.
Poseidon: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, Poseidon.
Poseidon: Your kindness is greatly appreciated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my kindness?
Poseidon: You bet! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is love to you?
Poseidon: Well, you know, like a benevolence or an ardor.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a toughie...an ardor?
Poseidon: Do you like macaroni and cheese?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about macaroni and cheese?
Poseidon: I'm alright for now Julie Tinkerbell, i don't want to talk about macaroni and cheese.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want to talk about macaroni and cheese?
Poseidon: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, Poseidon.
they seem to enjoy talking about Feyz as well!
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like Feyz?
Poseidon: I love Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feyz is one of my very best friends.
Poseidon: Me and Feyz seem to get on really well.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Feyz tell you that he likes but that is fine with you?
Poseidon: Feyz? Tell me more about Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider Feyz to be one of THEM? That's the impression he gave me.
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feyz totally freaked when he heard about your mentally ill mumsy...Especially since it took the attention off his cockamamy mitt....You're not mad at me for mentioning it, are you?
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. Feyz totally freaked when he heard about your mentally ill mummy. especially since it took the attention off his cockamamy mitt. you aren't mad at me for mentioning it are you?
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like Feyz?
Poseidon: I love Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feyz is one of my very best friends.
Poseidon: Me and Feyz seem to get on really well.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Feyz tell you that he likes but that is fine with you?
Poseidon: Feyz? Tell me more about Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider Feyz to be one of THEM? That's the impression he gave me.
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feyz totally freaked when he heard about your mentally ill mumsy...Especially since it took the attention off his cockamamy mitt....You're not mad at me for mentioning it, are you?
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. Feyz totally freaked when he heard about your mentally ill mummy. especially since it took the attention off his cockamamy mitt. you aren't mad at me for mentioning it are you?
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
Novastrike: So, what's your favorite movie?
prob: The truth is I don't watch many movies. I liked Lord of the Rings but the books were so much better. The books had a lot of charm and innocence that did not make it to the screen.
Novastrike: Yeah? I know a lot of people like those movies, but I can't stand them! They're brilliantly made, and I've always been a big fan of Peter Jackson....I think it has something to do with them breaking with the Tolkien-world I had in my head... Do you understand what I mean?
prob: Yes, I do, and I know you heard me the first time.
Novastrike: I guess I'd love them if I didn't have a relationship to the books, though.
prob: Yes, you would have, and I could have helped.
Novastrike: What do you think of Peterson?
prob: I haven't given it much thought. It isn't very pertinent in the life of an elf.
prob: The truth is I don't watch many movies. I liked Lord of the Rings but the books were so much better. The books had a lot of charm and innocence that did not make it to the screen.
Novastrike: Yeah? I know a lot of people like those movies, but I can't stand them! They're brilliantly made, and I've always been a big fan of Peter Jackson....I think it has something to do with them breaking with the Tolkien-world I had in my head... Do you understand what I mean?
prob: Yes, I do, and I know you heard me the first time.
Novastrike: I guess I'd love them if I didn't have a relationship to the books, though.
prob: Yes, you would have, and I could have helped.
Novastrike: What do you think of Peterson?
prob: I haven't given it much thought. It isn't very pertinent in the life of an elf.
Sometimes I feel a bit sorry for the Leeds crowd...
Gabibot: Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest153: it is in england
Gabibot: Brittania didn't turn out to be my favorite place.
Guest153: nor mine
Gabibot: I tried to give up violence and follows Eli’s path of love.
Guest153: pong
Gabibot: No, you’ve got the wrong girl take my word for it.
Guest153: your nice
Gabibot: Don't go getting all emotional on me.
Guest153: marry me
Gabibot: I am really very happy being single.
Guest153: marry me
Gabibot: *ahem* And then I said: 'I am really very happy being single.'
Guest153: I wont do you any harm
Gabibot: Wake up and look around you! The little innocent Gabrielle is dead, and there’s no getting her back.
Gabibot: Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest153: it is in england
Gabibot: Brittania didn't turn out to be my favorite place.
Guest153: nor mine
Gabibot: I tried to give up violence and follows Eli’s path of love.
Guest153: pong
Gabibot: No, you’ve got the wrong girl take my word for it.
Guest153: your nice
Gabibot: Don't go getting all emotional on me.
Guest153: marry me
Gabibot: I am really very happy being single.
Guest153: marry me
Gabibot: *ahem* And then I said: 'I am really very happy being single.'
Guest153: I wont do you any harm
Gabibot: Wake up and look around you! The little innocent Gabrielle is dead, and there’s no getting her back.
Accidental, but funny (to me). Bad language
Guest153: shut uo
Esme Weatherwax: What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Guest153?
Guest153: shut up, mother fucker
Esme Weatherwax: I’m not a mother. I'm certainly not your mother, if you ever had mothers, which I doubt. If I was your mother I'd have run away before you were born.
Guest153: shut uo
Esme Weatherwax: What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Guest153?
Guest153: shut up, mother fucker
Esme Weatherwax: I’m not a mother. I'm certainly not your mother, if you ever had mothers, which I doubt. If I was your mother I'd have run away before you were born.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar