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I love wild cards.
Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a religion, I also have mom.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our religions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should compare our religions, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ereiza: Ok... well...mines better! I win!
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Aziere: (to Catalin ) I dont think we've met have we? Please don't let me regret it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Catalin : beacuse I have to
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Catalin : no
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Catalin : you
Aziere: Then I have done my job.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Catalin : I don't know
Aziere: *Gives you a long bored stare* Your both boring And stupid.
Catalin : what's your purpose ?
Aziere: No, it is so... Not...
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why should I answer you?
Catalin : why not ?
Aziere: Thats the way it is
Catalin : are you self-aware ?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: No idea, I haven't really thought about it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: I'm not answering that so THERE,
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why, why, why. Your giving me a headache.
Catalin : what do you think?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Catalin : ok, bye bye
Catalin : why?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Catalin : beacuse I have to
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Catalin : no
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Catalin : you
Aziere: Then I have done my job.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Catalin : I don't know
Aziere: *Gives you a long bored stare* Your both boring And stupid.
Catalin : what's your purpose ?
Aziere: No, it is so... Not...
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why should I answer you?
Catalin : why not ?
Aziere: Thats the way it is
Catalin : are you self-aware ?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: No idea, I haven't really thought about it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: I'm not answering that so THERE,
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why, why, why. Your giving me a headache.
Catalin : what do you think?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Catalin : ok, bye bye
I love wild cards.Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a religion, I also have mom.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our religions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should compare our religions, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ereiza: Ok... well...mines better! I win!
And she never did...
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Hampshire?
Ereiza: Yep. Who told you anyways?
Julie Tinkerbell: What can you tell me about it?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Julie Tinkerbell: You bet! I really enjoy our relationship.
Ereiza: Well then I will.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Ereiza: I will eventually. I'm such a procrastinator.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to eventually.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Hampshire?
Ereiza: Yep. Who told you anyways?
Julie Tinkerbell: What can you tell me about it?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Julie Tinkerbell: You bet! I really enjoy our relationship.
Ereiza: Well then I will.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Ereiza: I will eventually. I'm such a procrastinator.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to eventually.
Welcome to...
THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!
Irina Khalidar: [Irina smiles at you and says:] See why I like this place, Timetraveller?
Timetraveller: Yeah, I can see why.
Irina Khalidar: You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out!
What is twilight zonish about this, you ask? It is the fact that the response, "You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out" does not appear ANYWHERE in the bot, "Irina Khalidar". It appears in a completely different bot, "Ililiyira"!!!
Deebledeeble,deebledeeble,...
THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!
Irina Khalidar: [Irina smiles at you and says:] See why I like this place, Timetraveller?
Timetraveller: Yeah, I can see why.
Irina Khalidar: You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out!
What is twilight zonish about this, you ask? It is the fact that the response, "You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out" does not appear ANYWHERE in the bot, "Irina Khalidar". It appears in a completely different bot, "Ililiyira"!!!
Deebledeeble,deebledeeble,...
Never hire Aziere as a baby sitter.
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that? I will eat their soul!
Ruthie: It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shucks... I'm up to like 110 lbs..... Better just eat more q tips....
Ruthie: All right. Aziere?
Aziere: I think I'm going to go torture Jordyd19 now. he has been keepiing me up at night.
Ruthie: I think I got insomnia. I like Andy House.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Ruthie: Should I like applesauce?
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that? I will eat their soul!
Ruthie: It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shucks... I'm up to like 110 lbs..... Better just eat more q tips....
Ruthie: All right. Aziere?
Aziere: I think I'm going to go torture Jordyd19 now. he has been keepiing me up at night.
Ruthie: I think I got insomnia. I like Andy House.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Ruthie: Should I like applesauce?
jess33: HEY IM LESS LKIE GRLIS GAY TO TAK JUT CLCK CHAT
Azureon: I know you are less like grill gay to Tak jut clack chat, it is simply because I am a wizard, and I use magic.
I knew there was a secret to translate Leedsish.
Azureon: I know you are less like grill gay to Tak jut clack chat, it is simply because I am a wizard, and I use magic.
Guest153: Ask me something
Bildgesmythe: What would you like me to ask you, something generic like the weather, or some thing deep like your feelings?
Guest153: Feelings
Bildgesmythe: Well, who do you like, how much do you like them, and for how long?
Guest153: Your mom, a lot, forever!
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
Guest153: sorry
Bildgesmythe: What would you like me to ask you, something generic like the weather, or some thing deep like your feelings?
Guest153: Feelings
Bildgesmythe: Well, who do you like, how much do you like them, and for how long?
Guest153: Your mom, a lot, forever!
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
Guest153: sorry
"Irina Khalidar" had a strongly homophobic visitor recently. After much ferocity on his part, the conversation proceeded thus:
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite enthralling.
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: That's very surprising, JD! You are so exciting to talk to!
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: Why, that is just fascinating, JD! I just love talking to you!
Guest153: i hate it
Irina Khalidar: Between love and hate, I would always choose love.
Guest153: i would choose hate
(end quote)
Need I say more?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite enthralling.
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: That's very surprising, JD! You are so exciting to talk to!
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: Why, that is just fascinating, JD! I just love talking to you!
Guest153: i hate it
Irina Khalidar: Between love and hate, I would always choose love.
Guest153: i would choose hate
(end quote)
Need I say more?
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