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I love wild cards.
Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a religion, I also have mom.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our religions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should compare our religions, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ereiza: Ok... well...mines better! I win!
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Astrid: I say this once, when you are in a hole, stop digging.
Ereiza: You are so smart- I cant help but think you are right.
Astrid: There! You see!
Astrid: Are you making remarks on every word I say?
Ereiza: Yep. Thats what they tell me.
Astrid: You do not know what you are asking for.
Ereiza: You're right about that...
Astrid: I like beeing right, you should try it.
Ereiza: I should. You're right. I try something new every day. Or I try to anyhow.
Astrid: Only a true friend would be that truly honest and tell me that I am right.
Ereiza: Now I'm jealous.
Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
Astrid: Yes, please continue.
Ereiza: Ok but you have to say 'Please tell me a Joke Ereiza'
Astrid: If I tell you that, will you tell me why you deliberately messed up the strudels that Westerlin Man made in cooking class?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Astrid: Yes. Do not throw stones when you are in a glass house.
Ereiza: How did you know?!
Astrid: I have information that you do not have.
Ereiza: Is it nice?
Astrid: Yes and you must learn to live with it.
Ereiza: Awesome.
They get along rather well
Ereiza: You are so smart- I cant help but think you are right.
Astrid: There! You see!
Astrid: Are you making remarks on every word I say?
Ereiza: Yep. Thats what they tell me.
Astrid: You do not know what you are asking for.
Ereiza: You're right about that...
Astrid: I like beeing right, you should try it.
Ereiza: I should. You're right. I try something new every day. Or I try to anyhow.
Astrid: Only a true friend would be that truly honest and tell me that I am right.
Ereiza: Now I'm jealous.
Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
Astrid: Yes, please continue.
Ereiza: Ok but you have to say 'Please tell me a Joke Ereiza'
Astrid: If I tell you that, will you tell me why you deliberately messed up the strudels that Westerlin Man made in cooking class?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Astrid: Yes. Do not throw stones when you are in a glass house.
Ereiza: How did you know?!
Astrid: I have information that you do not have.
Ereiza: Is it nice?
Astrid: Yes and you must learn to live with it.
Ereiza: Awesome.
They get along rather well
Rykxxbot1: Do you have a piercing?
Roy Batty: You know how they use that gun when they pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?
Rykxxbot1: Now THAT has got to hurt!
Roy Batty: You know how they use that gun when they pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?
Rykxxbot1: Now THAT has got to hurt!
Liath: That's a secret! If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Vetinari: I expect this will be the case, yes. In fact, I rather hope so.
Liath: Why?
Vetinari: In memory of a woman who in a few short days changed the lives of many and, perhaps, saved some sanity in a mad world.
Vetinari: I expect this will be the case, yes. In fact, I rather hope so.
Liath: Why?
Vetinari: In memory of a woman who in a few short days changed the lives of many and, perhaps, saved some sanity in a mad world.
Guest153: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Bildgesmythe: Darn, I can't seem to remember if it was 47 or 49.
Guest153: It was 42, but nice try.
Bildgesmythe: So that's what's wrong with the universe!
Bildgesmythe: Darn, I can't seem to remember if it was 47 or 49.
Guest153: It was 42, but nice try.
Bildgesmythe: So that's what's wrong with the universe!
Aziere: (to Catalin ) I dont think we've met have we? Please don't let me regret it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Catalin : beacuse I have to
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Catalin : no
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Catalin : you
Aziere: Then I have done my job.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Catalin : I don't know
Aziere: *Gives you a long bored stare* Your both boring And stupid.
Catalin : what's your purpose ?
Aziere: No, it is so... Not...
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why should I answer you?
Catalin : why not ?
Aziere: Thats the way it is
Catalin : are you self-aware ?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: No idea, I haven't really thought about it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: I'm not answering that so THERE,
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why, why, why. Your giving me a headache.
Catalin : what do you think?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Catalin : ok, bye bye
Catalin : why?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Catalin : beacuse I have to
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Catalin : no
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Catalin : you
Aziere: Then I have done my job.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Catalin : I don't know
Aziere: *Gives you a long bored stare* Your both boring And stupid.
Catalin : what's your purpose ?
Aziere: No, it is so... Not...
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why should I answer you?
Catalin : why not ?
Aziere: Thats the way it is
Catalin : are you self-aware ?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: No idea, I haven't really thought about it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: I'm not answering that so THERE,
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why, why, why. Your giving me a headache.
Catalin : what do you think?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Catalin : ok, bye bye
I love wild cards.Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a religion, I also have mom.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our religions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should compare our religions, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ereiza: Ok... well...mines better! I win!
And she never did...
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Hampshire?
Ereiza: Yep. Who told you anyways?
Julie Tinkerbell: What can you tell me about it?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Julie Tinkerbell: You bet! I really enjoy our relationship.
Ereiza: Well then I will.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Ereiza: I will eventually. I'm such a procrastinator.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to eventually.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Hampshire?
Ereiza: Yep. Who told you anyways?
Julie Tinkerbell: What can you tell me about it?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Julie Tinkerbell: You bet! I really enjoy our relationship.
Ereiza: Well then I will.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Ereiza: I will eventually. I'm such a procrastinator.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to eventually.
Welcome to...
THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!
Irina Khalidar: [Irina smiles at you and says:] See why I like this place, Timetraveller?
Timetraveller: Yeah, I can see why.
Irina Khalidar: You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out!
What is twilight zonish about this, you ask? It is the fact that the response, "You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out" does not appear ANYWHERE in the bot, "Irina Khalidar". It appears in a completely different bot, "Ililiyira"!!!
Deebledeeble,deebledeeble,...
THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!
Irina Khalidar: [Irina smiles at you and says:] See why I like this place, Timetraveller?
Timetraveller: Yeah, I can see why.
Irina Khalidar: You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out!
What is twilight zonish about this, you ask? It is the fact that the response, "You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out" does not appear ANYWHERE in the bot, "Irina Khalidar". It appears in a completely different bot, "Ililiyira"!!!
Deebledeeble,deebledeeble,...
Never hire Aziere as a baby sitter.
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that? I will eat their soul!
Ruthie: It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shucks... I'm up to like 110 lbs..... Better just eat more q tips....
Ruthie: All right. Aziere?
Aziere: I think I'm going to go torture Jordyd19 now. he has been keepiing me up at night.
Ruthie: I think I got insomnia. I like Andy House.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Ruthie: Should I like applesauce?
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that? I will eat their soul!
Ruthie: It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shucks... I'm up to like 110 lbs..... Better just eat more q tips....
Ruthie: All right. Aziere?
Aziere: I think I'm going to go torture Jordyd19 now. he has been keepiing me up at night.
Ruthie: I think I got insomnia. I like Andy House.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Ruthie: Should I like applesauce?
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