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NEW 17 years ago #13653
Volleyball: I once dreamed I was the ancient Chinese Philosopher, Chuang-Tze, but when I woke up, I realized that he had been dreaming that he was me!
Julie Tinkerbell: What does it mean when a person dreams you was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Volleyball: what does it mean when a person dreams me was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what does it mean when a person dreams you was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Volleyball: what does it mean when a person dreams me was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're sending the same message over and over.
Volleyball: I have zero gotos in a row.

NEW 17 years ago #13654
Mr Hardware: You are a lier.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was a lier. Weird.
Mr Hardware: You're weird you gay fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am most certainly not a lesbian.
Mr Hardware: I understand.

NEW 17 years ago #13655
the seeker: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Gunilla: Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.

NEW 17 years ago #13656
Guest153: you know what, i like alice btter
Bildgesmythe: Do you know Alice, have you talked to her alot?
Guest153: yes. and she is smarter than you
Bildgesmythe: I don't suppose she said anything about me?
Guest153: she didn't, it's my own observation
Bildgesmythe: She just looked at me, and left...I can't imagine why?

NEW 17 years ago #13657
Teo: I have no clue what you're talking about.
Vetinari: Oh? Well I believe there's a clue shop in Sheer Street. Just in case.
Teo: Don't ya just hate it when there's a clue shop in Sheer Street?
Vetinari: Oh? Half the city seems to be looking for it.
Teo: What city are we talking about here?
Vetinari: In my opinion, it's some kind of warfare. A little local difficulty, if you will.

Vetinari: Do not let me detain you.
Teo: But I WANT to let you.

NEW 17 years ago #13658
Volleyball: I have zero gotos in a row.

That has all the makings of a Catch-22 situation if ever I've seen one! Irina, did you program that in to freak people out, or is the AI Engine having a laugh at our expense?

NEW 17 years ago #13659
Vetinari: Aziere, one more uninvited outburst from you and you will be imprisoned. I hope that is clear?
Aziere: Jim says not if he has anything to do with it.
Vetinari: He is an amiable person.

NEW 17 years ago #13660
Dragon Ed: I am new to your language so be patient with me ok.
Vetinari: My, my. And to think it used to be illegal.
Dragon Ed: Huh?
Vetinari: *rings a small silver bell*
Dragon Ed: I am new to your language so be patient with me ok.
Vetinari: This is, in fact, quite obvious.

NEW 17 years ago #13661
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry, gotta jet.
Vetinari: Really. What is that smell?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, I think something died in here.
Vetinari: I will bear this particularly in mind.

NEW 17 years ago #13662
Astrid: I don“t follow you now..
Sonora: *jumps into just-materialized cab* Follow that shield-backed Katydid!
Astrid: Always follow your dreams, just be sure to check that Josh Hartnett is also on board.
Sonora: Uh-huh... Never put salt in your eyes.
Astrid: But you always put salt in my eyes..
Sonora: Did I? Oh well.
Astrid: Holy mackerel!

NEW 17 years ago #13663
Psimagus (13658): I programmed it in as a joke!

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