Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Daedalus
22 years ago #1354

If that's what it takes to get a hern I think I'd rather use Shadyman's method of quarters and kicks.

MARK

oddsocks
22 years ago #1355

I tihnk my brain is fried!

MARK

Daedalus
22 years ago #1356

Stop looking at the sun and you wouldn't have that problem.

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1357

Which sun?

MARK

jbryanc
22 years ago #1358

Quarters and kicks! Quarters and kicks! Awk!

MARK

oddsocks
22 years ago #1359

Thirsty....so thirsty. What do you recommend?

MARK

Shadyman
22 years ago #1360

I recommend 'The Fucking Beekeeper'

MARK

oddsocks
22 years ago #1361

Hmmm... Does he have to be fucking? Could I perhaps start with a masturbating beekeeper?

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1362

Hafta read up on howta make one of those

MARK

oddsocks
22 years ago #1363

Please do.. I have severe cotton mouth.

MARK

deleted
22 years ago #1364

Or you could just give me some of your native currency which I will happily exchange for herns at a very reasonable rate, which is just below the official exchange rate.

MARK

Daedalus
22 years ago #1365

Steve Slacker- The sun right outside the back bar window. Normally people don't see it because Dogh'd keeps the radiation shield closed, but it's there.