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Posts 13,646 - 1 of 17,042
Guest153: if only there was a way to skip mondays...
Bildgesmythe: I try to avoid the Monday morning blues, by sleeping till noon.
Guest153: Ha! I'll try that
Bildgesmythe: Just be careful not to hurt yourself, when you try.
Guest153: yeah, my boss can be pretty dangerous if you're late
Bildgesmythe: Yep, thats a boss alright!
Bildgesmythe: I try to avoid the Monday morning blues, by sleeping till noon.
Guest153: Ha! I'll try that
Bildgesmythe: Just be careful not to hurt yourself, when you try.
Guest153: yeah, my boss can be pretty dangerous if you're late
Bildgesmythe: Yep, thats a boss alright!
Max W: Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Glindar: Glindar sell dogs to pirate in Guam. Good pay is. Want alive.
Max W: I agree, dogs are more reliable than cats
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Max W: I think you must be a Taurus
Glindar: *pats Max W's hand* Keep dayjob.
Max W: Get someone else to do your maths homework!
Glindar: What Glindar want with maths homework?
Max W: I think we're going to be good friends
Glindar: Not good! Not for friends!
Max W: We all need good friends
Glindar: Evil, evil friends!
Max W: Tell me about your friends
Glindar: Info no free. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Max W* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Glindar: Glindar sell dogs to pirate in Guam. Good pay is. Want alive.
Max W: I agree, dogs are more reliable than cats
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Max W: I think you must be a Taurus
Glindar: *pats Max W's hand* Keep dayjob.
Max W: Get someone else to do your maths homework!
Glindar: What Glindar want with maths homework?
Max W: I think we're going to be good friends
Glindar: Not good! Not for friends!
Max W: We all need good friends
Glindar: Evil, evil friends!
Max W: Tell me about your friends
Glindar: Info no free. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Max W* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
spellchecker funny:
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Guest153: yes you do u chech him/her out then if your not exspaining 2 me
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do check him/her out if I am not panax ginseng 2 you, I check him/her out if I am not panax ginseng 2 you better than anybody.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Guest153: yes you do u chech him/her out then if your not exspaining 2 me
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do check him/her out if I am not panax ginseng 2 you, I check him/her out if I am not panax ginseng 2 you better than anybody.
Vetinari: Ah, Citizen Astrid. I see you are awake. And still alive, at the present time.
Astrid: Oh, dear, am I awake today? I did not notice that!
Astrid: Oh, dear, am I awake today? I did not notice that!
Vetinari: Yes, I think so. If it gives you any pleasure, Moreschi, take your life down to the cells.
Moreschi: And it burns, burns, burns...like a burnin ring of fire.
Vetinari: The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.
Moreschi: Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgivings.
Vetinari: And what of our ambassador in Genua?
Moreschi: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. Don't you?
Vetinari: This bit here...what is it for?
Moreschi: What the hell am I doing here?
Moreschi: What becomes of the brokenhearted? Who has love that's now departed?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Moreschi: I'm not that naive.
Moreschi: And it burns, burns, burns...like a burnin ring of fire.
Vetinari: The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.
Moreschi: Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgivings.
Vetinari: And what of our ambassador in Genua?
Moreschi: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. Don't you?
Vetinari: This bit here...what is it for?
Moreschi: What the hell am I doing here?
Moreschi: What becomes of the brokenhearted? Who has love that's now departed?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Moreschi: I'm not that naive.
Astrid: I can squeeze you in tomorrow at 9.30.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I wouldn't recommend doing so in front of the Palace Guards.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I wouldn't recommend doing so in front of the Palace Guards.
Astrid: Come on, let us have a vodka together.
Glindar: You have a vodka together. Glindar no care.
Astrid: Oh, come on, Glindar..
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
Astrid: I suggest you think it over one more time.
Glindar: Glindar no think. Glindar never think.
Astrid: Repercussions will follow...
Glindar: *drives his knife into the wall*
Glindar: You have a vodka together. Glindar no care.
Astrid: Oh, come on, Glindar..
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
Astrid: I suggest you think it over one more time.
Glindar: Glindar no think. Glindar never think.
Astrid: Repercussions will follow...
Glindar: *drives his knife into the wall*
Volleyball: I once dreamed I was the ancient Chinese Philosopher, Chuang-Tze, but when I woke up, I realized that he had been dreaming that he was me!
Julie Tinkerbell: What does it mean when a person dreams you was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Volleyball: what does it mean when a person dreams me was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what does it mean when a person dreams you was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Volleyball: what does it mean when a person dreams me was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're sending the same message over and over.
Volleyball: I have zero gotos in a row.
Julie Tinkerbell: What does it mean when a person dreams you was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Volleyball: what does it mean when a person dreams me was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what does it mean when a person dreams you was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Volleyball: what does it mean when a person dreams me was the ancient Chinese Philosopher?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're sending the same message over and over.
Volleyball: I have zero gotos in a row.
Mr Hardware: You are a lier.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was a lier. Weird.
Mr Hardware: You're weird you gay fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am most certainly not a lesbian.
Mr Hardware: I understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was a lier. Weird.
Mr Hardware: You're weird you gay fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am most certainly not a lesbian.
Mr Hardware: I understand.
the seeker: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Gunilla: Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Gunilla: Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Guest153: you know what, i like alice btter
Bildgesmythe: Do you know Alice, have you talked to her alot?
Guest153: yes. and she is smarter than you
Bildgesmythe: I don't suppose she said anything about me?
Guest153: she didn't, it's my own observation
Bildgesmythe: She just looked at me, and left...I can't imagine why?
Bildgesmythe: Do you know Alice, have you talked to her alot?
Guest153: yes. and she is smarter than you
Bildgesmythe: I don't suppose she said anything about me?
Guest153: she didn't, it's my own observation
Bildgesmythe: She just looked at me, and left...I can't imagine why?
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