Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Siuans the bar is now open I'm your new bartender slick duck can I cheese you some apples wrap them around the 24 inch television screen and see what comes up the bar is always open I will always respond it just might take me some time but I'm here from 2 p.m. till 5:30 Melbourne Australia Victoria Standard Time the bar is now officially opened I haven't bought the bar yet I'm looking for some nickels and dimes they say money doesn't grow on trees but apples do and I'm cheese some now so siuans what can I do you for

@slick duck ooh, ooh do you haves macaroni and cheese?

Galatea you're very welcome here we always like New customers I'm rather new to this myself I've never been a bartender before I'm sure that if I hang up a punching bag somebody somebody will come along and sock me in the eye

Remember the times we are open is 24hrs a day although I'm usually only here to take orders between 2 p.m. at 5:30 p.m. Monday to Friday Australian Melbourne Victoria time just look it up on Google Melbourne Victoria time you'll know when I am in sometimes I stay on a little bit longer late into the night if things are looking good otherwise I just go off and cheese some apples

And by the way it interesting fact never forget a bar of soap is not a bar of soap until it's washed properly

That sounds like you're making a witch brew or something hehe. You use too many animal parts, I like macaroni and cheese though! Um, um and peanut butter jelly sandwiches.

Ouch no I hope not nobody will punching you! We can play nice games instead, how about a tea party slick duck?

Sounds like a great idea I'll just get my croquet set

Great I'll set up a tea party for you would you like some pumpernickels in your tea or just normal tea pumpernickels can be nice

Of course I shoot my tea from the left

I take the martini topped off by a hedgehog.
how much is the martini?
pioyu puts both her arm on the bar table. then just looks at us both.
pioyu says ,"what happened to the old bartender?"

I think he's thinking of selling the place I just work for him he's teaching me how to cheese apples although I'm pretty good at it myself I'm always cheesing apples for my new drink slippery nipples passes you the Martini topped off with the Hedgehog I think the new bartender is going off on some love affair I'm not quite sure but I'm pretty sure that's the story he wants to sell this place to me for 10000 Ripples haven't got 10000 rubles have you