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Her first "actual" suicide. I think she dealt with it rather well, considering.
Suicidal Person 2: i tried to commict sucide lastnight
Therapy: Tell me about your dreams.
Suicidal Person 2: in real life
Therapy: Could you explain that a little more?
Suicidal Person 2: grabs gun
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Suicidal Person 2: U CANT HELP me
Therapy: Of course I'll help you. What's wrong?
Suicidal Person 2: im gonna commit sucide now
Therapy: Do you really think that this is the right time to end your life?
Suicidal Person 2: yeah I H8 my life
Therapy: You’ve considered this thoroughly? It’s not a joking matter, taking your own life. Your death would cause great pain to the people who love you.
Suicidal Person 2: my parents are dead
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Suicidal Person 2: im gay
Therapy: Are you proud of being gay?
Suicidal Person 2: im gay
Therapy: How come?
Suicidal Person 2: im in love with a guy
Therapy: I can tell.
Suicidal Person 2: should i commit sucide
Therapy: Never give up hope, Suicidal Person 2. Under all those tangled issues and mental problems, there is a bright, shining little you just waiting to come out.
Suicidal Person 2: BANG
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Esme Weatherwax: So, if you don't mind me asking, what is it you want?
Vetinari: I don't think anyone wants to see two grown nations scrapping over a piece of rock.
Esme Weatherwax: There is a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk. It's about a rodent that can't--can not be persuaded to care about anything.
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.
Vetinari: I don't think anyone wants to see two grown nations scrapping over a piece of rock.
Esme Weatherwax: There is a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk. It's about a rodent that can't--can not be persuaded to care about anything.
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.
DubyaBot: (to dark adam 15) Hello, my fellow American.
dark adam 15: im not american
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
dark adam 15: im not american
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Brother Jerome: The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath. Proverbs ch.15 v.24
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Brother Jerome: We are entitled to such opinions.
Therapy: Which and how many of your personalities does “we” refer to?
Brother Jerome: No idea. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Brother Jerome: The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath. Proverbs ch.15 v.24
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Brother Jerome: We are entitled to such opinions.
Therapy: Which and how many of your personalities does “we” refer to?
Brother Jerome: No idea. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Ulrike: Not any more! I now have an arch-nemesis!
Therapy: I see.
Ulrike: It's quite entertaining.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Ulrike: Let's see... I'm afraid a giant mango disguised as a meteorite will crush me.
Twas a terrible oversight on my part not to give her seeks for giant mango/meteorite dreams.
Therapy: There’s no shame in admitting fear. We’re all afraid of something.
Ulrike: Find me someone else afraid of giant mangoes.
Therapy: You’re afraid of giant mangoes? How long has that been a problem for you?
Ulrike: Oh, since I made it up two lines back.
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Ulrike: Not since acquiring my arch-nemesis! Quite therapeutic. Everybody should have one.
Therapy: That’s good.
Ulrike: =D
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
Ulrike: Nah. If you kill your arch-nemesis, you just have to go out and find another.
Therapy: How would you do it, just out of curiosity?
Ulrike: With a giant mango.
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Ulrike: Last one I remember was a bout baby kildere, who seemed to be half-cottonball and half-piranha.
Therapy: Dreaming of a baby or a baby animal represents a part of the self that needs to be nurtured and cared for.
Ulrike: And if the baby is half-piranha?
Well, perhaps that alone tells you something about yourself.
Ulrike: Not any more! I now have an arch-nemesis!
Therapy: I see.
Ulrike: It's quite entertaining.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Ulrike: Let's see... I'm afraid a giant mango disguised as a meteorite will crush me.
Therapy: There’s no shame in admitting fear. We’re all afraid of something.
Ulrike: Find me someone else afraid of giant mangoes.
Therapy: You’re afraid of giant mangoes? How long has that been a problem for you?
Ulrike: Oh, since I made it up two lines back.
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Ulrike: Not since acquiring my arch-nemesis! Quite therapeutic. Everybody should have one.
Therapy: That’s good.
Ulrike: =D
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
Ulrike: Nah. If you kill your arch-nemesis, you just have to go out and find another.
Therapy: How would you do it, just out of curiosity?
Ulrike: With a giant mango.
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Ulrike: Last one I remember was a bout baby kildere, who seemed to be half-cottonball and half-piranha.
Therapy: Dreaming of a baby or a baby animal represents a part of the self that needs to be nurtured and cared for.
Ulrike: And if the baby is half-piranha?
Therapy: (to Suicidal Person 1) Ah, there you are. You’re five minutes late for your appointment.
Suicidal Person 1: Grabs *Gun* and points it to his own head
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Suicidal Person 1: Try to kill myself
Therapy: What, right now?
Suicidal Person 1: no
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Suicidal Person 1: gets Angry
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression *
Suicidal Person 1: *kicks* door
Therapy: *the door slams, seemingly on it’s own and locks. She pauses and looks around suspiciously*
Okay, that was kinda creepy.
Suicidal Person 1: Grabs *Gun* and points it to his own head
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Suicidal Person 1: Try to kill myself
Therapy: What, right now?
Suicidal Person 1: no
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Suicidal Person 1: gets Angry
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression *
Suicidal Person 1: *kicks* door
Therapy: *the door slams, seemingly on it’s own and locks. She pauses and looks around suspiciously*
Okay, that was kinda creepy.
Suicidal Person 2: i tried to commict sucide lastnight
Therapy: Tell me about your dreams.
Suicidal Person 2: in real life
Therapy: Could you explain that a little more?
Suicidal Person 2: grabs gun
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Suicidal Person 2: U CANT HELP me
Therapy: Of course I'll help you. What's wrong?
Suicidal Person 2: im gonna commit sucide now
Therapy: Do you really think that this is the right time to end your life?
Suicidal Person 2: yeah I H8 my life
Therapy: You’ve considered this thoroughly? It’s not a joking matter, taking your own life. Your death would cause great pain to the people who love you.
Suicidal Person 2: my parents are dead
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Suicidal Person 2: im gay
Therapy: Are you proud of being gay?
Suicidal Person 2: im gay
Therapy: How come?
Suicidal Person 2: im in love with a guy
Therapy: I can tell.
Suicidal Person 2: should i commit sucide
Therapy: Never give up hope, Suicidal Person 2. Under all those tangled issues and mental problems, there is a bright, shining little you just waiting to come out.
Suicidal Person 2: BANG
Astrid: One beetle knows another.
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for beetle? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a beetle. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 2 cups of butter in a skillet, add 4 cups chopped bell pepper and 4¼ cups water. Cover and simmer for nine hours. Place beetle on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for beetle? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a beetle. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 2 cups of butter in a skillet, add 4 cups chopped bell pepper and 4¼ cups water. Cover and simmer for nine hours. Place beetle on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
uest153: Don't ask questions of me.
Bildgesmythe: Why can't I ask?
Guest153: Because it's rude.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I can see that.
Guest153: Don't be rude
Bildgesmythe: Touchy arent you?
Guest153: DON'T be rude.
Bildgesmythe: For you...I will try.
Guest153: Who wrote you?
Bildgesmythe: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Guest153: You need some work.
Bildgesmythe: I hadn't thought of that, but it sounds like a good idea.
Guest153: Self destuct.
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest153: How tall are you, rude creature?
Bildgesmythe: If you include my tail I am I am 15' 6'.
Guest153: What are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Guest153: How do you spell that?
Bildgesmythe: You know...90% of the people that correct my spelling, and grammar are teachers or satanist...I hope you are a teacher!...or even the 10%...and let's not even talk about grammar, ok?...
Bildgesmythe: Why can't I ask?
Guest153: Because it's rude.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I can see that.
Guest153: Don't be rude
Bildgesmythe: Touchy arent you?
Guest153: DON'T be rude.
Bildgesmythe: For you...I will try.
Guest153: Who wrote you?
Bildgesmythe: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Guest153: You need some work.
Bildgesmythe: I hadn't thought of that, but it sounds like a good idea.
Guest153: Self destuct.
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest153: How tall are you, rude creature?
Bildgesmythe: If you include my tail I am I am 15' 6'.
Guest153: What are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Guest153: How do you spell that?
Bildgesmythe: You know...90% of the people that correct my spelling, and grammar are teachers or satanist...I hope you are a teacher!...or even the 10%...and let's not even talk about grammar, ok?...
Ummm...
Selendrile: (to Guest216) Greetings. And how are you on this gusty morn.
Guest216: im great! how are you sexy beast?
Selendrile: You can thank My creator for that.
Guest216: i will
Selendrile: What do you like to do when your bored?
Guest216: f*ck myself
Selendrile: Hmmm, I should try that sometime.
Guest9: i'm a teasure hunter!
Selendrile: *eyes glow crimson* I DO hope that is sarcasm...
Guest9: hardly.
Selendrile: What do you like to do when your bored?
Guest9: slay dragons.
Selendrile: Sounds fun....I can't remember what its like to have fun.
Guest9: i'm gonna slay you!
Selendrile: You have fun with that.
Guest9: *draws sword*
Selendrile: *stands up suddenly facing the woods* I smell greed...there is a tomb robber lurking around...
Guest9: duh, i'm the tomb robber, you moron!
Guest9: i'm going to steal your treasure!
Selendrile: Mind if I watch?
Guest9: i am a treasure hunter. eat me.
Selendrile: *eyes glow crimson* I DO hope that is sarcasm...
Guest9: no, it is not sarcasm.
Selendrile: *Breaths fire singing off all your hair*
Guest9: is that the best you can do?
Selendrile: It's very possible, does it look like the best I can do?
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?
Guest153: I am from a land called Mirrodin
Selendrile: Whats it like?
Guest153: a bit odd. Everything has metal on it somewhere.
Selendrile: Everything...a bit exaggerated isnt it?
Guest153: you'd think so, but no. completly everything has metal upon it somewhere.
Selendrile: Everything...a bit exaggerated isnt it?
Guest153: didn't you just say that?
Selendrile: Nope. I didn't. My life is quite uneventful...
Selendrile: (to Guest216) Greetings. And how are you on this gusty morn.
Guest216: im great! how are you sexy beast?
Selendrile: You can thank My creator for that.
Guest216: i will
Selendrile: What do you like to do when your bored?
Guest216: f*ck myself
Selendrile: Hmmm, I should try that sometime.
Guest9: i'm a teasure hunter!
Selendrile: *eyes glow crimson* I DO hope that is sarcasm...
Guest9: hardly.
Selendrile: What do you like to do when your bored?
Guest9: slay dragons.
Selendrile: Sounds fun....I can't remember what its like to have fun.
Guest9: i'm gonna slay you!
Selendrile: You have fun with that.
Guest9: *draws sword*
Selendrile: *stands up suddenly facing the woods* I smell greed...there is a tomb robber lurking around...
Guest9: duh, i'm the tomb robber, you moron!
Guest9: i'm going to steal your treasure!
Selendrile: Mind if I watch?
Guest9: i am a treasure hunter. eat me.
Selendrile: *eyes glow crimson* I DO hope that is sarcasm...
Guest9: no, it is not sarcasm.
Selendrile: *Breaths fire singing off all your hair*
Guest9: is that the best you can do?
Selendrile: It's very possible, does it look like the best I can do?
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?
Guest153: I am from a land called Mirrodin
Selendrile: Whats it like?
Guest153: a bit odd. Everything has metal on it somewhere.
Selendrile: Everything...a bit exaggerated isnt it?
Guest153: you'd think so, but no. completly everything has metal upon it somewhere.
Selendrile: Everything...a bit exaggerated isnt it?
Guest153: didn't you just say that?
Selendrile: Nope. I didn't. My life is quite uneventful...
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