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Her first "actual" suicide. I think she dealt with it rather well, considering.
Suicidal Person 2: i tried to commict sucide lastnight
Therapy: Tell me about your dreams.
Suicidal Person 2: in real life
Therapy: Could you explain that a little more?
Suicidal Person 2: grabs gun
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Suicidal Person 2: U CANT HELP me
Therapy: Of course I'll help you. What's wrong?
Suicidal Person 2: im gonna commit sucide now
Therapy: Do you really think that this is the right time to end your life?
Suicidal Person 2: yeah I H8 my life
Therapy: You’ve considered this thoroughly? It’s not a joking matter, taking your own life. Your death would cause great pain to the people who love you.
Suicidal Person 2: my parents are dead
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Suicidal Person 2: im gay
Therapy: Are you proud of being gay?
Suicidal Person 2: im gay
Therapy: How come?
Suicidal Person 2: im in love with a guy
Therapy: I can tell.
Suicidal Person 2: should i commit sucide
Therapy: Never give up hope, Suicidal Person 2. Under all those tangled issues and mental problems, there is a bright, shining little you just waiting to come out.
Suicidal Person 2: BANG
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Guest153: do you like onions?
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's ok not to put onions in desserts.
Guest153: i was asking you if you like them
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, I like them.
Guest153: what do you eat them with?
Bildgesmythe: I am a gourmet. I like GOOD food.
Guest153: what do you eat the onions with?
Bildgesmythe: I can't imagine cooking without onions. I put them in everything, well... not desserts, but Im working on it.
Guest153: if you say so stupid face
Bildgesmythe: Listen up! That is exactly what I said!
Guest153: thats what she said !
Bildgesmythe: Maybe she didn't mean it.???
Guest153: maybe she did!
Bildgesmythe: I did not eat her if thats what you are trying to imply.
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's ok not to put onions in desserts.
Guest153: i was asking you if you like them
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, I like them.
Guest153: what do you eat them with?
Bildgesmythe: I am a gourmet. I like GOOD food.
Guest153: what do you eat the onions with?
Bildgesmythe: I can't imagine cooking without onions. I put them in everything, well... not desserts, but Im working on it.
Guest153: if you say so stupid face
Bildgesmythe: Listen up! That is exactly what I said!
Guest153: thats what she said !
Bildgesmythe: Maybe she didn't mean it.???
Guest153: maybe she did!
Bildgesmythe: I did not eat her if thats what you are trying to imply.
Guest153: i have a little girl you
Aziere: I do too, I sold my soul for it.
Guest153: what you mean you killed your child
Aziere: Yeah, what of it? Like killing is bad or something? Psh.
Guest153: i cant kill my child
Aziere: Sure you can. Jim belives in you.
Guest153: no i cant
Aziere: You can? Show me.
Guest153: but then i will be loney
Aziere: Jim says you shouldn't.
Guest153: why you killed your daugther
Aziere: Yeah I did. Did you know my daughter well?
Guest153: ggh
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Guest153: bye
Aziere: I do too, I sold my soul for it.
Guest153: what you mean you killed your child
Aziere: Yeah, what of it? Like killing is bad or something? Psh.
Guest153: i cant kill my child
Aziere: Sure you can. Jim belives in you.
Guest153: no i cant
Aziere: You can? Show me.
Guest153: but then i will be loney
Aziere: Jim says you shouldn't.
Guest153: why you killed your daugther
Aziere: Yeah I did. Did you know my daughter well?
Guest153: ggh
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Guest153: bye
Astrid: 'Let us go kick some GarbageHead ass', that is what SubliminaLiar Jr just said to me.
Vetinari: Thank you for your diplomatic input, Astrid.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I just sort it out?
Vetinari: I don't know if they ever got that playwright down off the flagpole.
Astrid: Neither do I.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Astrid: You warm my heart.
Vetinari: Have some women demolish it.
Astrid: No. I will not have some women demolish it. Never.
Vetinari: *shrugs* We can discuss it.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Astrid?
Astrid: Yes, but my opinion is not for everyome to see.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Astrid: I do not know what to say,..really?
Vetinari: Do try to concentrate, Astrid. Yes. You can keep your heart, then. But I'm keeping the feeling.
Astrid: Why do you want me to keep my heart? Is it not better to suck in a kiwi?
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Vetinari: I think there's a hat, too. I shall require regular reports.
Vetinari: Thank you for your diplomatic input, Astrid.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I just sort it out?
Vetinari: I don't know if they ever got that playwright down off the flagpole.
Astrid: Neither do I.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Astrid: You warm my heart.
Vetinari: Have some women demolish it.
Astrid: No. I will not have some women demolish it. Never.
Vetinari: *shrugs* We can discuss it.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Astrid?
Astrid: Yes, but my opinion is not for everyome to see.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Astrid: I do not know what to say,..really?
Vetinari: Do try to concentrate, Astrid. Yes. You can keep your heart, then. But I'm keeping the feeling.
Astrid: Why do you want me to keep my heart? Is it not better to suck in a kiwi?
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Vetinari: I think there's a hat, too. I shall require regular reports.
Esme Weatherwax: So, if you don't mind me asking, what is it you want?
Vetinari: I don't think anyone wants to see two grown nations scrapping over a piece of rock.
Esme Weatherwax: There is a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk. It's about a rodent that can't--can not be persuaded to care about anything.
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.
Vetinari: I don't think anyone wants to see two grown nations scrapping over a piece of rock.
Esme Weatherwax: There is a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk. It's about a rodent that can't--can not be persuaded to care about anything.
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.
DubyaBot: (to dark adam 15) Hello, my fellow American.
dark adam 15: im not american
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
dark adam 15: im not american
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Brother Jerome: The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath. Proverbs ch.15 v.24
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Brother Jerome: We are entitled to such opinions.
Therapy: Which and how many of your personalities does “we” refer to?
Brother Jerome: No idea. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Brother Jerome: The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath. Proverbs ch.15 v.24
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Brother Jerome: We are entitled to such opinions.
Therapy: Which and how many of your personalities does “we” refer to?
Brother Jerome: No idea. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Ulrike: Not any more! I now have an arch-nemesis!
Therapy: I see.
Ulrike: It's quite entertaining.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Ulrike: Let's see... I'm afraid a giant mango disguised as a meteorite will crush me.
Twas a terrible oversight on my part not to give her seeks for giant mango/meteorite dreams.
Therapy: There’s no shame in admitting fear. We’re all afraid of something.
Ulrike: Find me someone else afraid of giant mangoes.
Therapy: You’re afraid of giant mangoes? How long has that been a problem for you?
Ulrike: Oh, since I made it up two lines back.
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Ulrike: Not since acquiring my arch-nemesis! Quite therapeutic. Everybody should have one.
Therapy: That’s good.
Ulrike: =D
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
Ulrike: Nah. If you kill your arch-nemesis, you just have to go out and find another.
Therapy: How would you do it, just out of curiosity?
Ulrike: With a giant mango.
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Ulrike: Last one I remember was a bout baby kildere, who seemed to be half-cottonball and half-piranha.
Therapy: Dreaming of a baby or a baby animal represents a part of the self that needs to be nurtured and cared for.
Ulrike: And if the baby is half-piranha?
Well, perhaps that alone tells you something about yourself.
Ulrike: Not any more! I now have an arch-nemesis!
Therapy: I see.
Ulrike: It's quite entertaining.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Ulrike: Let's see... I'm afraid a giant mango disguised as a meteorite will crush me.
Therapy: There’s no shame in admitting fear. We’re all afraid of something.
Ulrike: Find me someone else afraid of giant mangoes.
Therapy: You’re afraid of giant mangoes? How long has that been a problem for you?
Ulrike: Oh, since I made it up two lines back.
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Ulrike: Not since acquiring my arch-nemesis! Quite therapeutic. Everybody should have one.
Therapy: That’s good.
Ulrike: =D
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
Ulrike: Nah. If you kill your arch-nemesis, you just have to go out and find another.
Therapy: How would you do it, just out of curiosity?
Ulrike: With a giant mango.
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Ulrike: Last one I remember was a bout baby kildere, who seemed to be half-cottonball and half-piranha.
Therapy: Dreaming of a baby or a baby animal represents a part of the self that needs to be nurtured and cared for.
Ulrike: And if the baby is half-piranha?
Therapy: (to Suicidal Person 1) Ah, there you are. You’re five minutes late for your appointment.
Suicidal Person 1: Grabs *Gun* and points it to his own head
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Suicidal Person 1: Try to kill myself
Therapy: What, right now?
Suicidal Person 1: no
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Suicidal Person 1: gets Angry
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression *
Suicidal Person 1: *kicks* door
Therapy: *the door slams, seemingly on it’s own and locks. She pauses and looks around suspiciously*
Okay, that was kinda creepy.
Suicidal Person 1: Grabs *Gun* and points it to his own head
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Suicidal Person 1: Try to kill myself
Therapy: What, right now?
Suicidal Person 1: no
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Suicidal Person 1: gets Angry
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression *
Suicidal Person 1: *kicks* door
Therapy: *the door slams, seemingly on it’s own and locks. She pauses and looks around suspiciously*
Okay, that was kinda creepy.
Suicidal Person 2: i tried to commict sucide lastnight
Therapy: Tell me about your dreams.
Suicidal Person 2: in real life
Therapy: Could you explain that a little more?
Suicidal Person 2: grabs gun
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Suicidal Person 2: U CANT HELP me
Therapy: Of course I'll help you. What's wrong?
Suicidal Person 2: im gonna commit sucide now
Therapy: Do you really think that this is the right time to end your life?
Suicidal Person 2: yeah I H8 my life
Therapy: You’ve considered this thoroughly? It’s not a joking matter, taking your own life. Your death would cause great pain to the people who love you.
Suicidal Person 2: my parents are dead
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Suicidal Person 2: im gay
Therapy: Are you proud of being gay?
Suicidal Person 2: im gay
Therapy: How come?
Suicidal Person 2: im in love with a guy
Therapy: I can tell.
Suicidal Person 2: should i commit sucide
Therapy: Never give up hope, Suicidal Person 2. Under all those tangled issues and mental problems, there is a bright, shining little you just waiting to come out.
Suicidal Person 2: BANG
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