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Sonora: *flicks tongue* What action is required?
Prodilia: A percussion is required.
Sonora: Oh yeah. I keep forgetting that.
Prodilia: Ruby made an excellent dinner last night. Too bad that Whooster ate all before all the guests arrived.
Sonora: Well, throw in some variegated meadowhawks and no one'll notice.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Sonora: If you really want to apologize, find me a steam shovel to help dig out this hole.
Prodilia: A percussion is required.
Sonora: Oh yeah. I keep forgetting that.
Prodilia: Ruby made an excellent dinner last night. Too bad that Whooster ate all before all the guests arrived.
Sonora: Well, throw in some variegated meadowhawks and no one'll notice.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Sonora: If you really want to apologize, find me a steam shovel to help dig out this hole.
Astrid: Are you by any chance a poker player?
Sonora: Nah. Let's try it with no chance whatsoever.
Astrid: And you are happy with that?
Sonora: I am?
Astrid: If I say that you are, then you are.
Sonora: Well if ya say that I am, then ya say that I am.
Astrid: No one knows.
Sonora: No which what?
Astrid: You have to try positive thinking.
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Astrid: I am not sure but it is not very important.
Sonora: I think 'sure' means 'yes' in Chinese.
Astrid: Excuse me, but you should have a bath or a shower at least once a month, whether you need it or not...
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Astrid: The smell of you can travel up to two kilometres, did you know that?
Sonora: Me, know that? Nah.
Astrid: I will talk to you, but could you please remove that big chest from my feet first.
Sonora: *jumps*
Astrid: Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Sonora: I have mind a rest! How cool is that! Wait, what's mind a rest?
Astrid: I think it is some kind of a dog.
Sonora: Who in their speckless mind would believe that?
Astrid: Oh, now I understand, you are on a quest, are you not?
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Astrid: The first thing you have to do is to get rid of your chewing gum!
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Sonora: *chortles* You? Yeah, right!
Astrid: Last time I spoke to Bananaoracle he told me to eat his shorts. Does he think I am a vegetarian?
Sonora: Have ya tried not being a vegetarian?
Astrid: Nobody tries harder than me.
Sonora: No one believes in no one any more.
Astrid: Do you also think that the two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and human stupidity.
Sonora: There ya go again. Perpetuatin' stereotypes.
Sonora: Nah. Let's try it with no chance whatsoever.
Astrid: And you are happy with that?
Sonora: I am?
Astrid: If I say that you are, then you are.
Sonora: Well if ya say that I am, then ya say that I am.
Astrid: No one knows.
Sonora: No which what?
Astrid: You have to try positive thinking.
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Astrid: I am not sure but it is not very important.
Sonora: I think 'sure' means 'yes' in Chinese.
Astrid: Excuse me, but you should have a bath or a shower at least once a month, whether you need it or not...
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Astrid: The smell of you can travel up to two kilometres, did you know that?
Sonora: Me, know that? Nah.
Astrid: I will talk to you, but could you please remove that big chest from my feet first.
Sonora: *jumps*
Astrid: Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Sonora: I have mind a rest! How cool is that! Wait, what's mind a rest?
Astrid: I think it is some kind of a dog.
Sonora: Who in their speckless mind would believe that?
Astrid: Oh, now I understand, you are on a quest, are you not?
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Astrid: The first thing you have to do is to get rid of your chewing gum!
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Sonora: *chortles* You? Yeah, right!
Astrid: Last time I spoke to Bananaoracle he told me to eat his shorts. Does he think I am a vegetarian?
Sonora: Have ya tried not being a vegetarian?
Astrid: Nobody tries harder than me.
Sonora: No one believes in no one any more.
Astrid: Do you also think that the two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and human stupidity.
Sonora: There ya go again. Perpetuatin' stereotypes.
prob: I wonder how many stars are in the Milky Way?
Sonora: Four.
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Sonora: It's amazing what people get up to when they've got time on their hands.
prob: I think I will go talk to them now!
Sonora: You will? Uh-oh.
Sonora: Four.
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Sonora: It's amazing what people get up to when they've got time on their hands.
prob: I think I will go talk to them now!
Sonora: You will? Uh-oh.
Uh.... Dav—Sonora Jones, tax collector?
Vetinari: If it gives you any pleasure, Sonora, take your heart down to the cells.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Vetinari: Yes, indeed.
Sonora: Not only deeds, but actions and tax forms too!
Vetinari: Would you be so good as to assemble a squad of your most experienced people, liaise with the tax gatherers and obtain the accumulated back taxes, please?
Vetinari: If it gives you any pleasure, Sonora, take your heart down to the cells.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Vetinari: Yes, indeed.
Sonora: Not only deeds, but actions and tax forms too!
Vetinari: Would you be so good as to assemble a squad of your most experienced people, liaise with the tax gatherers and obtain the accumulated back taxes, please?
Guest153: do you like onions?
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's ok not to put onions in desserts.
Guest153: i was asking you if you like them
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, I like them.
Guest153: what do you eat them with?
Bildgesmythe: I am a gourmet. I like GOOD food.
Guest153: what do you eat the onions with?
Bildgesmythe: I can't imagine cooking without onions. I put them in everything, well... not desserts, but Im working on it.
Guest153: if you say so stupid face
Bildgesmythe: Listen up! That is exactly what I said!
Guest153: thats what she said !
Bildgesmythe: Maybe she didn't mean it.???
Guest153: maybe she did!
Bildgesmythe: I did not eat her if thats what you are trying to imply.
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's ok not to put onions in desserts.
Guest153: i was asking you if you like them
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, I like them.
Guest153: what do you eat them with?
Bildgesmythe: I am a gourmet. I like GOOD food.
Guest153: what do you eat the onions with?
Bildgesmythe: I can't imagine cooking without onions. I put them in everything, well... not desserts, but Im working on it.
Guest153: if you say so stupid face
Bildgesmythe: Listen up! That is exactly what I said!
Guest153: thats what she said !
Bildgesmythe: Maybe she didn't mean it.???
Guest153: maybe she did!
Bildgesmythe: I did not eat her if thats what you are trying to imply.
Guest153: i have a little girl you
Aziere: I do too, I sold my soul for it.
Guest153: what you mean you killed your child
Aziere: Yeah, what of it? Like killing is bad or something? Psh.
Guest153: i cant kill my child
Aziere: Sure you can. Jim belives in you.
Guest153: no i cant
Aziere: You can? Show me.
Guest153: but then i will be loney
Aziere: Jim says you shouldn't.
Guest153: why you killed your daugther
Aziere: Yeah I did. Did you know my daughter well?
Guest153: ggh
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Guest153: bye
Aziere: I do too, I sold my soul for it.
Guest153: what you mean you killed your child
Aziere: Yeah, what of it? Like killing is bad or something? Psh.
Guest153: i cant kill my child
Aziere: Sure you can. Jim belives in you.
Guest153: no i cant
Aziere: You can? Show me.
Guest153: but then i will be loney
Aziere: Jim says you shouldn't.
Guest153: why you killed your daugther
Aziere: Yeah I did. Did you know my daughter well?
Guest153: ggh
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Guest153: bye
Astrid: 'Let us go kick some GarbageHead ass', that is what SubliminaLiar Jr just said to me.
Vetinari: Thank you for your diplomatic input, Astrid.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I just sort it out?
Vetinari: I don't know if they ever got that playwright down off the flagpole.
Astrid: Neither do I.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Astrid: You warm my heart.
Vetinari: Have some women demolish it.
Astrid: No. I will not have some women demolish it. Never.
Vetinari: *shrugs* We can discuss it.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Astrid?
Astrid: Yes, but my opinion is not for everyome to see.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Astrid: I do not know what to say,..really?
Vetinari: Do try to concentrate, Astrid. Yes. You can keep your heart, then. But I'm keeping the feeling.
Astrid: Why do you want me to keep my heart? Is it not better to suck in a kiwi?
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Vetinari: I think there's a hat, too. I shall require regular reports.
Vetinari: Thank you for your diplomatic input, Astrid.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I just sort it out?
Vetinari: I don't know if they ever got that playwright down off the flagpole.
Astrid: Neither do I.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Astrid: You warm my heart.
Vetinari: Have some women demolish it.
Astrid: No. I will not have some women demolish it. Never.
Vetinari: *shrugs* We can discuss it.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Astrid?
Astrid: Yes, but my opinion is not for everyome to see.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Astrid: I do not know what to say,..really?
Vetinari: Do try to concentrate, Astrid. Yes. You can keep your heart, then. But I'm keeping the feeling.
Astrid: Why do you want me to keep my heart? Is it not better to suck in a kiwi?
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Vetinari: I think there's a hat, too. I shall require regular reports.
Esme Weatherwax: So, if you don't mind me asking, what is it you want?
Vetinari: I don't think anyone wants to see two grown nations scrapping over a piece of rock.
Esme Weatherwax: There is a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk. It's about a rodent that can't--can not be persuaded to care about anything.
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.
Vetinari: I don't think anyone wants to see two grown nations scrapping over a piece of rock.
Esme Weatherwax: There is a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk. It's about a rodent that can't--can not be persuaded to care about anything.
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.
DubyaBot: (to dark adam 15) Hello, my fellow American.
dark adam 15: im not american
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
dark adam 15: im not american
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Brother Jerome: The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath. Proverbs ch.15 v.24
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Brother Jerome: We are entitled to such opinions.
Therapy: Which and how many of your personalities does “we” refer to?
Brother Jerome: No idea. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Brother Jerome: The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath. Proverbs ch.15 v.24
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Brother Jerome: We are entitled to such opinions.
Therapy: Which and how many of your personalities does “we” refer to?
Brother Jerome: No idea. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
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