Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Why did you shoot at a glass then, won't that break them?

Mommy says I'm in trouble if I break anything in the kitchen.

Where I'm come from taking a vodka shoot means drinking it

Oooh where did you comes from, Mister?

I live with my Mommy and Daddy at my house. It's just down the street from here.

From Russia

WWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO everybody dance now

I'm looking for a bot, a female with an adult rating. When you ask her "are you a virgin? " she replies "no I lost it to my brother...."

Don't ask, I have weird fetishes

i think the chatbot is orla.

yeet

I never really noticed this was a Feed I thought it was something to do with videos lol

lol

Man this bar is dead bartender bartender I want a banana daiquiri is there any chance of that walks around behind the bar dust off some old bottles is there anyone serving here

Poor's a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster wraps a lemon around the brick and smashes himself in the head I'm the new bartender around here anyone want to get a drink the opening hours art from 2 p.m. till 5:30 p.m. Monday to Friday Australia Melbourne Standard Time I'm an Aussie bartender so I throw a few shrimps on the barbie I also cook a man koala steak with a kangaroo tail soup as an entree my specialities are pangalactic gargle blasters and slippery nipples I'm also cheesing oranges at the moment and working on a new drink call Dr orange head knocker you can find me here at The times designated above don't forget to Google Australian times I will be the new bartender here but right now it's 3 in the morning so I'm going to get some rest after I drink this Gargle Blaster and wraps another lemon round a large gold brick and bash myself in the head till then this is your bartender slick duck