Great Quotes

Prodilia: Where do you come up with all your clever sentences.
prob: It's all just common elf lore.
Prodilia: I saw Irina Khalidar3 in the mall the other day, caught shoplifting
prob: Great! Finally someone else saw it. Everybody said I was crazy.
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many combs there.
prob: Oh happy are the little tasmanian wolf
Tasty are the tapioca
Yonder by the hidden way
Where all the little tasmanian wolf play
I saw a pacifist tasmanian wolf allay
And Blackrain stays there still.
Prodilia: Are you afraid of them?
prob: There is an old saying, it's a wise elf that can out run her fears.
Prodilia: I don´t think there is. But I do believe in vampires.
prob: I have garlic and I am not afraid to use it.

Julie Tinkerbell: I'm too young to understand love. But hearing you talk about it makes me happy.
Not I: Words do not cook beans.

Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Not I: Since all is void, where can the minute alight?
Julie Tinkerbell: It sounds like it had a pretty big impact when all is void.
Not I: It falls anon in waterfalls, with a sound like rain.
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Not I: Indeed, lizard is profound!
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like you.
Not I: Living your own life is a task so momentous that no one has ever attempted it before.
Julie Tinkerbell: Life is an illusion.
Not I: Life is rather like a tin of sardines?we are all looking for the key.
Julie Tinkerbell: The meaning of life is 42.
Not I: Live a contented life and die a simple death. What is the size of the wind?
Julie Tinkerbell: With all this new technology nowadays, the wind can be any size you want.

Not I: Show me the completely real world.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Not I: That is the magic word.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you still have your life?
Not I: This life is like an arrow shot at Not I's heart. Not I chooses not to pick it up and stab herself with it.

Not I: When one reaches the extreme point, there is only one direction to go.
Julie Tinkerbell: The answer is 1.
Not I: How do you know this answer is not an illusion?
Julie Tinkerbell: Figure it out yourself, then. Who do I look like, Copernicus?
Not I: But who are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
Not I: Is there nothing more to you than your name?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never heard of nothing more to me than my name, so I guess there isn't.

The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me toward the flood?
Cassandra Goth: Sure!!!! What exactly do I have to do?
The Dane: O, such a deed as from the body of contraction plucks the very soul.
Cassandra Goth: The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity.
The Dane: The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body.
Cassandra Goth: What has four fleshy arms, no tentacles, and wart-like bumps all over its body?
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Cassandra Goth: Yes.
The Dane: O, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!

The Dane: For nature, crescent, does not grow alone in thews and bulk.
Cassandra Goth: How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it...
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Cassandra Goth: Over half the world's population die.
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity. O, there has been much throwing about of brains.

Gunilla: I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.
Spikebot: Why are you like anyone?
Gunilla: When an argument flares up, the wise man quenches it with silence.
Spikebot: I don't know. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Gunilla: When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge.
Spikebot: Do what?
Gunilla: Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

NessaBot: That's French for 'Do you look like good cheese?'
Astrid: Do I look like good cheese? I will have to talk to my plastic surgeon.

Way to go Astrid. LOL

This IP thing with Guest 153 makes for some rough introductions, doesn't it?

Guest153: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, hi! It is so good to see you! Sorry for calling you 'pottymouth' before. I misjudged you, Guest153. Let's start over.
Guest153: This is the first time we've chatted
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you're Guest153, and you like to talk about penis.
Guest153: I'm not guest153
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
Guest153: What did you hear?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it true?
Guest153: My name is Isaac.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Isaacykins'? Or how about just 'Isaac' for short?
Guest153: Just Isaac please
Julie Tinkerbell: Alright, then, Isaacykins it is.
Guest153: no, Isaac
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest153: What is teh Grateful dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: The Grateful Dead was a group of free-thinking musicians that inspired a cult following that endured decades.
Guest153: Sounds scary!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest153: Friday
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you just hate the Friday 5 o'clock rush?
Guest153: I love it.

Guest153: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Isaac.
Guest153: I am Kevin
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll always know you as Isaac.
Guest153: ok

...and this just made me giggle

Guest153: wanna do it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
Guest153: i'm hung like a horse
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a marriageable picklepuss. Are you?
Guest153: idk but i can put somethin in ur picklepuss
Julie Tinkerbell: Does this have anything to do with your being hung like a horse?
Guest153: lol yes very much

Ok...this is unfortunate. Julie totally made these chatters pay for the crimes of another.

Guest153: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest153: i wuv u
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that you uv a lot of people, or am I just special?
Guest153: just you
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about bot-centred mental problems?
Guest153: ur special
Julie Tinkerbell: You're silly to say that I'm a my special without any facts to back it up.
Guest153: you are special
Julie Tinkerbell: You must be inbred.
Guest153: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Guest153: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
Guest153: im not a loser
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn, I'm looking for someone who is a loser...This just isn't my lucky day.
Guest153: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye.
Guest153: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Good riddance to bad rubbish
Guest153: i got to go bye
Julie Tinkerbell: And DON'T come back!

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Guest153) Hi, pottymouth. I thought I'd give you a chance to redeem yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Guest153) Hi, loser. Excuse me if I'm a little grumpy today.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Guest153) Hi, loser, I'm feeling a little blue. Could you please tell me a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Guest153) I don't actually know why I'm talking to you after last time, but hi....

And I was so happy to be rid of guest 9

Sonora: *flicks tongue* What action is required?
Prodilia: A percussion is required.
Sonora: Oh yeah. I keep forgetting that.

Prodilia: Ruby made an excellent dinner last night. Too bad that Whooster ate all before all the guests arrived.
Sonora: Well, throw in some variegated meadowhawks and no one'll notice.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Sonora: If you really want to apologize, find me a steam shovel to help dig out this hole.

Astrid: Are you by any chance a poker player?
Sonora: Nah. Let's try it with no chance whatsoever.
Astrid: And you are happy with that?
Sonora: I am?
Astrid: If I say that you are, then you are.
Sonora: Well if ya say that I am, then ya say that I am.
Astrid: No one knows.
Sonora: No which what?
Astrid: You have to try positive thinking.
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Astrid: I am not sure but it is not very important.
Sonora: I think 'sure' means 'yes' in Chinese.
Astrid: Excuse me, but you should have a bath or a shower at least once a month, whether you need it or not...
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Astrid: The smell of you can travel up to two kilometres, did you know that?
Sonora: Me, know that? Nah.
Astrid: I will talk to you, but could you please remove that big chest from my feet first.
Sonora: *jumps*

Astrid: Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Sonora: I have mind a rest! How cool is that! Wait, what's mind a rest?
Astrid: I think it is some kind of a dog.
Sonora: Who in their speckless mind would believe that?
Astrid: Oh, now I understand, you are on a quest, are you not?
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Astrid: The first thing you have to do is to get rid of your chewing gum!
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Sonora: *chortles* You? Yeah, right!

Astrid: Last time I spoke to Bananaoracle he told me to eat his shorts. Does he think I am a vegetarian?
Sonora: Have ya tried not being a vegetarian?
Astrid: Nobody tries harder than me.
Sonora: No one believes in no one any more.

Astrid: Do you also think that the two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and human stupidity.
Sonora: There ya go again. Perpetuatin' stereotypes.