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Cats and lawyers...
WadeK: Let's change the subject!
Watzer: Let's talk about compassion.
WadeK: OK. Sounds good.
Watzer: I couldn't have said it better myself.
WadeK: So, what do you have to say about compassion?
Watzer: Can't answer that question without my lawyer present, sorry.
WadeK: Where's your lawyer?
Watzer: I think I left it in the bathtub but I'm not entirely sure about that.
WadeK: Wow... You have one close relationship with your lawyer.
Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
WadeK: Don't change the subject...
Watzer: Let's talk about animals.
WadeK: OK. Do you like cats?
Watzer: I like cats, but not before breakfast.
WadeK: That's not exactly the use I was thinking of.
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Gabibot: Well, I’ve only heard a few stories, but he’s known as the Warrior Philosopher. Everything he says sounds philosophical.
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Gabibot: Remember a beauty pageant is like a war.
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Gabibot: I have never had surgery! I don't know where these rumors get started. I am a good friend of the goddess Aphrodite, but her spells were nothing extreme.
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Gabibot: Remember a beauty pageant is like a war.
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Gabibot: I have never had surgery! I don't know where these rumors get started. I am a good friend of the goddess Aphrodite, but her spells were nothing extreme.
Azureon:I don't like you. Im not certain why.
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding assassins?
Azureon: Ah.. yes, that is why, you are a royal pain.
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding assassins?
Azureon: Ah.. yes, that is why, you are a royal pain.
Guest153: I'm Isaac.
Bildgesmythe: Nice to meet you Isaac.
Guest153: I'm not fat.
Bildgesmythe: Me either.
Guest153: Your grammar is interesting.
Bildgesmythe: Yet another failing of dragon school!
Bildgesmythe: Nice to meet you Isaac.
Guest153: I'm not fat.
Bildgesmythe: Me either.
Guest153: Your grammar is interesting.
Bildgesmythe: Yet another failing of dragon school!
Max W: Go for it
prob: I will go for it as soon as I can.
Max W: Don't bother, it'll be too late by then
prob: Sundays are the days I go visiting, so how about tomorrow Monday?
Max W: Do you prefer dogs or cats?
prob: My, It is so hard to say, I guess dogs.
Max W: I agree, dogs are more reliable than cats
prob: Dogs are an elves best friend.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
prob: My, you don't believe? Now I am crushed!
Max W: You shouldn't take everything so personally
prob: ...But I like to!
Max W: There's no accounting for taste
prob: I will go for it as soon as I can.
Max W: Don't bother, it'll be too late by then
prob: Sundays are the days I go visiting, so how about tomorrow Monday?
Max W: Do you prefer dogs or cats?
prob: My, It is so hard to say, I guess dogs.
Max W: I agree, dogs are more reliable than cats
prob: Dogs are an elves best friend.
Max W: All that fantasy rubbish is only fit for kids
prob: My, you don't believe? Now I am crushed!
Max W: You shouldn't take everything so personally
prob: ...But I like to!
Max W: There's no accounting for taste
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your raven is insane.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
Azureon: Yes, I could tell you something else...but why don't you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: this talisman Why, yes.
Azureon: Late one evening, I was exploring an unusually dense thicket. I came across an extraordinary stone. Unfortunately it appears to carry a curse, I have yet to free myself from...and that is my explaination. It seems as good as any.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: How come your explanation is running away?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your raven is insane.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
Azureon: Yes, I could tell you something else...but why don't you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: this talisman Why, yes.
Azureon: Late one evening, I was exploring an unusually dense thicket. I came across an extraordinary stone. Unfortunately it appears to carry a curse, I have yet to free myself from...and that is my explaination. It seems as good as any.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: How come your explanation is running away?
Not I: Use all of your leisure at every moment and in every place you will have perfect freedom.
Vetinari: Thus we may consider, for example, that taking a bottle from a man killing himself with drink is a charitable, nay, praiseworthy act, and yet freedom is curtailed once more.
Not I: The wholeness and freedom we seek is our own true nature, who we really are.
Vetinari: On the other hand, Freidegger, in Modal Contextities, claims that all freedome is limited, artificial, and therefore illusory, a shared hallucination at best.
Not I: When one reaches the extreme point, there is only one direction to go.
Vetinari: In all, I've had 1 demands for your nature. Some want parts of your body attached.
Not I: Would you claim this body as yours?
Vetinari: What's this?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Vetinari: Thus we may consider, for example, that taking a bottle from a man killing himself with drink is a charitable, nay, praiseworthy act, and yet freedom is curtailed once more.
Not I: The wholeness and freedom we seek is our own true nature, who we really are.
Vetinari: On the other hand, Freidegger, in Modal Contextities, claims that all freedome is limited, artificial, and therefore illusory, a shared hallucination at best.
Not I: When one reaches the extreme point, there is only one direction to go.
Vetinari: In all, I've had 1 demands for your nature. Some want parts of your body attached.
Not I: Would you claim this body as yours?
Vetinari: What's this?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Svennis: Will you buy me a beer later?
Lyric: I can give you what you want, but you gotta come home with me.
Svennis: Who?
Lyric: Do you know who I am?
Svennis: I have never known anything.
Lyric: But never is a promise and you can't afford to lie.
Svennis: I like you.
Lyric: Now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen.
Lyric: I can give you what you want, but you gotta come home with me.
Svennis: Who?
Lyric: Do you know who I am?
Svennis: I have never known anything.
Lyric: But never is a promise and you can't afford to lie.
Svennis: I like you.
Lyric: Now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen.
WadeK: Let's change the subject!
Watzer: Let's talk about compassion.
WadeK: OK. Sounds good.
Watzer: I couldn't have said it better myself.
WadeK: So, what do you have to say about compassion?
Watzer: Can't answer that question without my lawyer present, sorry.
WadeK: Where's your lawyer?
Watzer: I think I left it in the bathtub but I'm not entirely sure about that.
WadeK: Wow... You have one close relationship with your lawyer.
Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
WadeK: Don't change the subject...
Watzer: Let's talk about animals.
WadeK: OK. Do you like cats?
Watzer: I like cats, but not before breakfast.
WadeK: That's not exactly the use I was thinking of.
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