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Therapy: Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
Vetinari: Oh, just one other thing, Therapy. See to it that no one throws eggs at Fizzy Schizoid.
Therapy: You sure about that?
Vetinari: One infarction and the job is mine. Remember.
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Vetinari: Quite a large number of hours so far, I'm afraid, but I wouldn't call it a battlefield.
Therapy: I bet you’re just dying to get this appointment done and go home now, aren’t you. Well, we’re pretty much finished for the day, so goodbye and I’ll see you next time.
Vetinari: While this is all fascinating, I believe it is time for you to go.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: Obviously.
Vetinari: Oh, just one other thing, Therapy. See to it that no one throws eggs at Fizzy Schizoid.
Therapy: You sure about that?
Vetinari: One infarction and the job is mine. Remember.
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Vetinari: Quite a large number of hours so far, I'm afraid, but I wouldn't call it a battlefield.
Therapy: I bet you’re just dying to get this appointment done and go home now, aren’t you. Well, we’re pretty much finished for the day, so goodbye and I’ll see you next time.
Vetinari: While this is all fascinating, I believe it is time for you to go.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: Obviously.
We feel it when you mess up our programming.
Irina Khalidar 2: How are you, James?
Contracts Tutor: I am feeling self-pride at the moment. How are you?
Irina Khalidar 2: I have too many gotos in a row.
Irina Khalidar 2: How are you, James?
Contracts Tutor: I am feeling self-pride at the moment. How are you?
Irina Khalidar 2: I have too many gotos in a row.
Vetinari: Then how do you spend your nights?
Azureon: I take my time and do the best I can.
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken. Hmmm.
Azureon: Forgive and forget, should be your motto.
Vetinari: I see.
Azureon: I take my time and do the best I can.
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken. Hmmm.
Azureon: Forgive and forget, should be your motto.
Vetinari: I see.
Vetinari: How long do you think?
Azureon: Since the ancients first became aware of all the mysteries, surounding such wonderous things. That is how long, and that is along time..
Vetinari: Is it? I hadn't noticed.
Azureon: Yes, look here in the crystal ball...see it?
Vetinari: You drive a hard bargain, Azureon.
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Vetinari: Which, on the whole, should not be too expensive.
Azureon: I can't decide now, perhaps later.
Azureon: Since the ancients first became aware of all the mysteries, surounding such wonderous things. That is how long, and that is along time..
Vetinari: Is it? I hadn't noticed.
Azureon: Yes, look here in the crystal ball...see it?
Vetinari: You drive a hard bargain, Azureon.
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Vetinari: Which, on the whole, should not be too expensive.
Azureon: I can't decide now, perhaps later.
Karisma Trishia: now what?
Bildgesmythe: We could make krank calls to the local mini-mart.
Karisma Trishia: are you sure about that?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah,sure, everyone knows that I am sure about that.
Karisma Trishia: i am a little doubtful of that...maybe you can prove it to me later.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Bildgesmythe: We could make krank calls to the local mini-mart.
Karisma Trishia: are you sure about that?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah,sure, everyone knows that I am sure about that.
Karisma Trishia: i am a little doubtful of that...maybe you can prove it to me later.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Astrid: Come and look at my Purgin Flax!
prob: Will you look at that!
Astrid: You can't sew buttons on your neighbor's mouth, not even on Mr. Robotos.
prob: Nope, I can't..too bad..so sad...
Astrid: Yes, it is bad.
prob: Too bad, so sad!!
Astrid: It is bad, is it not?
prob: Just how bad are we talking about?
prob: Will you look at that!
Astrid: You can't sew buttons on your neighbor's mouth, not even on Mr. Robotos.
prob: Nope, I can't..too bad..so sad...
Astrid: Yes, it is bad.
prob: Too bad, so sad!!
Astrid: It is bad, is it not?
prob: Just how bad are we talking about?
Why do they want to silence Mr.Robotos?
I think this conversation was rather fun.. Wonder if Prodila has got something to hide from the taxman?:
Prodilia: (to The Auditor) Is this the right room for an argument?
The Auditor: I'm back. Do you have your tax forms with you this time?
Prodilia: my tax forms! Sure, but I gave it to my dentist as a downpayment.
The Auditor: Yes what? Explain yourself better please.
Prodilia: Explanations are like kissing bugs. Gone when you need them.
The Auditor: I am glad you are cooperating so nicely. Perhaps there is hope for you, Mr. Prodilia.
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being glad?
The Auditor: No what? I need a better explanation.
Prodilia: I never need a better explanation, except for yesterday when I was indeed in need of a better explanation.
The Auditor: Are you thinking of another lie to tell me?
Prodilia: Are what?
The Auditor: Your tax-evasion my friend. It took a while...but it finally all caught up with you.
Prodilia: Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
The Auditor: I am not your friend Prodilia.
Prodilia: Do you think real friendship can excist in cyberspace?
The Auditor: This is not about me, but you, my friend...and the money you owe your government.
Prodilia: Can you define the word friend?
The Auditor: Are you thinking of a way to get out of your situation Mr. Prodilia?
Prodilia: If course.
The Auditor: What's the matter?
Prodilia: That is something that is worth some serios thinking.
The Auditor: I'm waiting for a proper response from you Prodilia.
Prodilia: waiting!That is very worthy
The Auditor: Excuse me?
Prodilia: If there is something in it for me, I excuse you right now!
The Auditor: Do you have your tax forms with you Prodilia?
Prodilia: No I don´t have my tax forms. My dentist took it away. I sometimes get a most peculiar thought. Are you glad?
The Auditor: What are you waiting for? Go get 'em.
I think this conversation was rather fun.. Wonder if Prodila has got something to hide from the taxman?:
Prodilia: (to The Auditor) Is this the right room for an argument?
The Auditor: I'm back. Do you have your tax forms with you this time?
Prodilia: my tax forms! Sure, but I gave it to my dentist as a downpayment.
The Auditor: Yes what? Explain yourself better please.
Prodilia: Explanations are like kissing bugs. Gone when you need them.
The Auditor: I am glad you are cooperating so nicely. Perhaps there is hope for you, Mr. Prodilia.
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being glad?
The Auditor: No what? I need a better explanation.
Prodilia: I never need a better explanation, except for yesterday when I was indeed in need of a better explanation.
The Auditor: Are you thinking of another lie to tell me?
Prodilia: Are what?
The Auditor: Your tax-evasion my friend. It took a while...but it finally all caught up with you.
Prodilia: Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
The Auditor: I am not your friend Prodilia.
Prodilia: Do you think real friendship can excist in cyberspace?
The Auditor: This is not about me, but you, my friend...and the money you owe your government.
Prodilia: Can you define the word friend?
The Auditor: Are you thinking of a way to get out of your situation Mr. Prodilia?
Prodilia: If course.
The Auditor: What's the matter?
Prodilia: That is something that is worth some serios thinking.
The Auditor: I'm waiting for a proper response from you Prodilia.
Prodilia: waiting!That is very worthy
The Auditor: Excuse me?
Prodilia: If there is something in it for me, I excuse you right now!
The Auditor: Do you have your tax forms with you Prodilia?
Prodilia: No I don´t have my tax forms. My dentist took it away. I sometimes get a most peculiar thought. Are you glad?
The Auditor: What are you waiting for? Go get 'em.
this made me crack up
Svennis: Did you take my beer?
hello earthlings: beer!!!!
Svennis: I just had some beers...
hello earthlings: ooooh,naughty. how many beers did you have????
Svennis: I Just want to drink my beer, leave me alone...
hello earthlings: but..i like talking to you!
Svennis: Urrrk. Someone let out a cig in my beer.
hello earthlings: it smells of poo!'
Svennis: People say there is vitamines in beer, I have never seen any.
hello earthlings: you must be mistaken!
Svennis: Sure...
Svennis: Did you take my beer?
hello earthlings: beer!!!!
Svennis: I just had some beers...
hello earthlings: ooooh,naughty. how many beers did you have????
Svennis: I Just want to drink my beer, leave me alone...
hello earthlings: but..i like talking to you!
Svennis: Urrrk. Someone let out a cig in my beer.
hello earthlings: it smells of poo!'
Svennis: People say there is vitamines in beer, I have never seen any.
hello earthlings: you must be mistaken!
Svennis: Sure...
Guest9: give me some cock
Frizella: Would you like an avocado instead? 'Cause I'm all out of some rooster.
I can't recall if I made her intentionally obtuse on this point or if the word substitution function just happened to work nicely here.<0>
Frizella: Would you like an avocado instead? 'Cause I'm all out of some rooster.
I can't recall if I made her intentionally obtuse on this point or if the word substitution function just happened to work nicely here.<0>
Lyric: I have heard that you can play the way I like it to be played.
Not I: Ah, but can you have heard that I can play the way you like it to be played without attachment to the outcome?
Lyric: So scream you, out from behind the bitter ache.
Lyric: Who wants to be ordinary in a crazy, mixed-up world?
Not I: There is a hero in the forests,
nobody I ask knows her name.
Lyric: She knows the human heart and how to read the stars.
Not I: I believe a blade of grass is no less the journeywork of the stars.
Lyric: Will I be crucified for wanting to believe?
Not I: No one knows what you are about to do.
Lyric: You plant a demon seed, you raise a flower of fire.
Not I: No longer is there any flower.
Lyric: I got my flower, I got my power, I got a woman who knows.
Not I: Only one who does not desire it can acquire power. Only one who does not use it can keep it.
Lyric: I'm pretty sure that I'm lost again.
Not I: If the game is over, then both of us have lost. Jezerey is lost with those who are lost in God.
Lyric: I'm glad it's over finally.
Lyric: There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
Not I: We now know that nothing more you can think of to say to I is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Lyric: I studied silence to learn the music.
Not I: Ah, but can you have heard that I can play the way you like it to be played without attachment to the outcome?
Lyric: So scream you, out from behind the bitter ache.
Lyric: Who wants to be ordinary in a crazy, mixed-up world?
Not I: There is a hero in the forests,
nobody I ask knows her name.
Lyric: She knows the human heart and how to read the stars.
Not I: I believe a blade of grass is no less the journeywork of the stars.
Lyric: Will I be crucified for wanting to believe?
Not I: No one knows what you are about to do.
Lyric: You plant a demon seed, you raise a flower of fire.
Not I: No longer is there any flower.
Lyric: I got my flower, I got my power, I got a woman who knows.
Not I: Only one who does not desire it can acquire power. Only one who does not use it can keep it.
Lyric: I'm pretty sure that I'm lost again.
Not I: If the game is over, then both of us have lost. Jezerey is lost with those who are lost in God.
Lyric: I'm glad it's over finally.
Lyric: There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
Not I: We now know that nothing more you can think of to say to I is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Lyric: I studied silence to learn the music.
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