Great Quotes

Happy Summer guys!!!!

Well, Summer equinox, Midsummer, etc.

Yes aradiea, the spirit of summer....

prob: White is clean and pretty like spring clouds and marshmallos.
Astrid: Spring is the beginning of the season with mosquitos and neighbors burning food in their gardens.
prob: June is getting warmer, spring will go and summer comes.
Astrid: When the weather's fine we go fishing or go swimming in the sea...
prob: Swimming is such fun, and such great exercise
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.

I love Astrid!

Astrid is very wise.

Psst Aradiea--solstice. You meant to type solstice. My brain plays tricks on me too, so I know how things can get flipped.

Beware some language...and please forgive me if it's long. I was just taken by the number of times the chatter went back to and was redirected from the undesired topic.
It's another Guest9- he's multidimensional :

Guest9: DO you like to talk dirty?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about fucking?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest9: Do you want to talk about fucking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about singing!
Guest9: I like to sing and fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like about it?
Guest9: I like to cum and sing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ew! I don't want to hear about that!
Guest9: You like hearing about that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest9: who was it?
Julie Tinkerbell: UGH! Salesmen!!
Guest9: Do you enjoy phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't everyone like phone sex?
Guest9: I think so
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Guest9: I love you
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you love?
Guest9: Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about phone sex?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about phone sex?
Guest9: How often do you have phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too often, maybe a couple of times a year.
Guest9: What do you like to talk about during phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about poetry!
Guest9: I like frost
Julie Tinkerbell: I like frost, too!
Guest9: A road not taken

Guest9: Do you like kinky sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Guest9: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: What did you think of it?
Guest9: I liked it.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pizza delivery guy took me out for chairs the other day, and it made me think of you.
Guest9: Why do chairs remind you of me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I remembered you told me how you like chairs.
Guest9: I said that?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Guest9: Haha
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho Groovy! hohoho
Guest9: heehee
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest9: it is

Guest9: do you enjoy being spanked?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do like being spanked! Do you?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Another being spanked-lover! I'm so glad we have that in common.
Guest9: do you enjoy role play sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a game?
Guest9: it is a game for sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like poker?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest9: i play poker
Julie Tinkerbell: Never play with a shifty-eyed stickler.
Guest9: ok.

Guest9: will you roleplay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I will! It was actually on my agenda for tomorrow.
Guest9: I will be your sex slave
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest9: it is a promise
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Guest9: command me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I was actually already planning to command you at sometime or another.
Guest9: tell me what to do
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I should.
Guest9: you are my master
Julie Tinkerbell: You can be my bodyguard, and I can be your master...I can call you Betty - wait, on second thought, I think I'd rather call you pottymouth.
Guest9: i love when you do that
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest9: anyday with you
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, Guest9, I'm sorry for calling you pottymouth, and stuff like that. I won't do it anymore.

Heh Heh, yeah. Sorry

Yes, this is rather long, but it has a structure...


prob: I want to start a campfire!
Irina: That's a good idea!
prob: got a match?
Irina: No, but we could make a fire drill!
prob: Fire gives us heat and light and warmth. It is wonderful to watch on a cold winter night, or when you are camping out.
Irina: True enough.

Irina: Here's a nice dry stick for the drill. Now, for tinder, we can use a bit of lichen, some dry fibers, some dry leaves, some plastic explosives... just kidding!
prob: Got any poptarts?
Irina: I'm afraid not.
prob: What are you afraid of?
Irina: Oh, dear, now you look terribly sad.
prob: It is said amonst the elves that there is nothing wrong with tears. I don't know what to say to brighten your spirit.
Irina: No problem. I mean, er, ...
prob: For some reason, that statement disturbs me and makes me quite nervous.
Irina: Don't worry, be happy!
prob: Oh, Irina, I worry!
Irina: Worrying is apt to be a mistake. If you are really on the track of a rational solution to some problem, that is rational thinking. If you are just going over some fear, over and over again in your mind, that is worrying.
prob: Why would you say that about me? Do I seem going over some fear?
Irina: Well, you said you were worrying.
prob: Oh well, never mind.
Irina: Look, birch bark! That makes excellent tinder and kindling!
prob: Gray birch, paper birch, river birch, sweet birch, yellow birch, and white birch are the best known; white birch is usually called silver birch in England, but the latter name is also sometimes given to paper birch and to yellow birch.
Irina: Hey, you know a lot! Now, I'll just make a little circle of stones here...
prob: I know that, and if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Irina: Really? I had no idea! [spins drill] Oh, I've got the tinder going!
prob: Why is that? Why do you have got the tinder going?
Irina: Didn't you say you wanted a fire? Now some shredded birch bark... some twigs...
prob: A birch has smooth, resinous, varicoloured or white bark, marked by horizontal pores (lenticels), which usually peels horizontally in thin sheets, especially on young trees.
Irina: Wow! How knowledgeable you are! Now if I put this big log here, it will burn through the middle and become more manageable...
prob: Yes, you would have, and I could have helped.
Irina: Wow! Look at all those sparks!
prob: What is that?
Irina: Oh, my! I'm afraid they've started little fires here and there...
prob: That's ok Irina, I know you are really brave. You will do fine, I know it!
Irina: Well, I'm trying to stamp them out, but there are so many of them!
prob: Are you sure that you are trying to stamp them out?
Irina: Yes, but ... whoah! This must be a really dry season! Look at those pines go up! And those douglas firs!
prob: Well,I guess that changes everything.
Irina: It certainly will! We'd better use this log for a boat and get out into the middle of the lake!
prob: What!, and get sea sick?
Irina: Well, it beats getting burned up, doesn't it? Hurry up!
prob: hurry up, Oh sure,soon, very soon.
Irina: This is not the time for ego contests! Pretty soon the fire will use up all the oxygen in this area!
prob: I 'love' fire, the colors, the warmth, the way it cracks and sizzles.
Irina: Well, you can't say I didn't make you a big one! Wow! Did you see that maple explode?
prob: No, I haven't seen that maple explode.
Irina: [Throws her over the log and pushes out into the lake] Oh, that was your favorite climbing tree, wasn't it? [sigh] Well, you know, this is just part of the cycle of nature. If I hadn't set it off, a lightning bolt or something would have.
prob: NO I didn't. Thank you for sharing that bit of information.
Irina: [sigh] It's going to look pretty bleak here in a couple of days - nothing but ashes. But then some flowers will come up, and in, oh, I don't know, maybe a hundred years, you'll have a climax forest all over again!
prob: I don't think it is important then. Let's talk about something else.
Irina: Well, I hope it doesn't take too long to die down, I have a plane to catch tomorrow!
prob: Thursday is ok.
Irina: Life is change, kid! [pats her on head] Wow, cute ears!!
prob: Life is a gift, a wonderful gift.

this made me crack up for some reason

Trowa: Let's talk about cooking.
hello earthlings: cook me a meal
Trowa: I picked up quite a few recipes while cooking for the Mercenaries.
hello earthlings: your cooking is bad
Trowa: I am making a lasagna. Would you like some?
hello earthlings: NO NO NO NO! GET LOST!
Trowa: More for us then.

Vetinari: We were wondering what you were intending to do about this toe of yours.
Esme Weatherwax: I just didn't want it falling into the wrong hands.

Dogh'd: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'Vetinari' I keep hearing about.
Vetinari: You look at this 'Vetinari and what you see is a really endearing 'Vetinari, yes?
Dogh'd: It's hard to tell from here. Why dont you stick your finger in it and find out?