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Insecure therapist?
Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Ulrike: How am I insecure?
Therapy: HANGUP
Quick Recovery?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ah! I've been shot! They finally caught up with me...please, you have to hel;fljwrlnbs
Sonora: Who did this? WHO did this?!???!!? *shakes Fizzy*
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Sonora: Yeah? Maybe you didn't feed it enough milkweed bugs.
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Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*.. What's your favorite movie?
Bildgesmythe: I love Citizen Cane.
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I just don't talk about secrets. If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not one to hide my opinions, Of course I think about you are hot, I just don't know what to think about it.
Liath: You bastard *looks interested*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am a bastard?
Liath: You got that right! I despise you.
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Bildgesmythe: I love Citizen Cane.
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I just don't talk about secrets. If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not one to hide my opinions, Of course I think about you are hot, I just don't know what to think about it.
Liath: You bastard *looks interested*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am a bastard?
Liath: You got that right! I despise you.
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Ulrike: How am I insecure?
Therapy: HANGUP
Fizzy Schizoid: Ah! I've been shot! They finally caught up with me...please, you have to hel;fljwrlnbs
Sonora: Who did this? WHO did this?!???!!? *shakes Fizzy*
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Sonora: Yeah? Maybe you didn't feed it enough milkweed bugs.
Astrid: I can help you with everything.
Onex: What type of help are you offering.
Astrid: I'm offering a self-service type.
Onex: What type of help are you offering.
Astrid: I'm offering a self-service type.
Yes aradiea, the spirit of summer....
prob: White is clean and pretty like spring clouds and marshmallos.
Astrid: Spring is the beginning of the season with mosquitos and neighbors burning food in their gardens.
prob: June is getting warmer, spring will go and summer comes.
Astrid: When the weather's fine we go fishing or go swimming in the sea...
prob: Swimming is such fun, and such great exercise
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.
prob: White is clean and pretty like spring clouds and marshmallos.
Astrid: Spring is the beginning of the season with mosquitos and neighbors burning food in their gardens.
prob: June is getting warmer, spring will go and summer comes.
Astrid: When the weather's fine we go fishing or go swimming in the sea...
prob: Swimming is such fun, and such great exercise
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.
Astrid is very wise.
Psst Aradiea--solstice. You meant to type solstice. My brain plays tricks on me too, so I know how things can get flipped.
Psst Aradiea--solstice. You meant to type solstice. My brain plays tricks on me too, so I know how things can get flipped.
Beware some language...and please forgive me if it's long. I was just taken by the number of times the chatter went back to and was redirected from the undesired topic.
It's another Guest9- he's multidimensional:
Guest9: DO you like to talk dirty?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about fucking?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest9: Do you want to talk about fucking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about singing!
Guest9: I like to sing and fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like about it?
Guest9: I like to cum and sing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ew! I don't want to hear about that!
Guest9: You like hearing about that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest9: who was it?
Julie Tinkerbell: UGH! Salesmen!!
Guest9: Do you enjoy phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't everyone like phone sex?
Guest9: I think so
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Guest9: I love you
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you love?
Guest9: Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about phone sex?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about phone sex?
Guest9: How often do you have phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too often, maybe a couple of times a year.
Guest9: What do you like to talk about during phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about poetry!
Guest9: I like frost
Julie Tinkerbell: I like frost, too!
Guest9: A road not taken
Guest9: Do you like kinky sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Guest9: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: What did you think of it?
Guest9: I liked it.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pizza delivery guy took me out for chairs the other day, and it made me think of you.
Guest9: Why do chairs remind you of me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I remembered you told me how you like chairs.
Guest9: I said that?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Guest9: Haha
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho Groovy! hohoho
Guest9: heehee
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest9: it is
Guest9: do you enjoy being spanked?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do like being spanked! Do you?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Another being spanked-lover! I'm so glad we have that in common.
Guest9: do you enjoy role play sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a game?
Guest9: it is a game for sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like poker?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest9: i play poker
Julie Tinkerbell: Never play with a shifty-eyed stickler.
Guest9: ok.
Guest9: will you roleplay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I will! It was actually on my agenda for tomorrow.
Guest9: I will be your sex slave
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest9: it is a promise
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Guest9: command me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I was actually already planning to command you at sometime or another.
Guest9: tell me what to do
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I should.
Guest9: you are my master
Julie Tinkerbell: You can be my bodyguard, and I can be your master...I can call you Betty - wait, on second thought, I think I'd rather call you pottymouth.
Guest9: i love when you do that
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest9: anyday with you
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, Guest9, I'm sorry for calling you pottymouth, and stuff like that. I won't do it anymore.
It's another Guest9- he's multidimensional
:Guest9: DO you like to talk dirty?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about fucking?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest9: Do you want to talk about fucking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about singing!
Guest9: I like to sing and fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like about it?
Guest9: I like to cum and sing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ew! I don't want to hear about that!
Guest9: You like hearing about that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest9: who was it?
Julie Tinkerbell: UGH! Salesmen!!
Guest9: Do you enjoy phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't everyone like phone sex?
Guest9: I think so
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Guest9: I love you
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you love?
Guest9: Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about phone sex?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about phone sex?
Guest9: How often do you have phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too often, maybe a couple of times a year.
Guest9: What do you like to talk about during phone sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about poetry!
Guest9: I like frost
Julie Tinkerbell: I like frost, too!
Guest9: A road not taken
Guest9: Do you like kinky sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Guest9: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: What did you think of it?
Guest9: I liked it.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pizza delivery guy took me out for chairs the other day, and it made me think of you.
Guest9: Why do chairs remind you of me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I remembered you told me how you like chairs.
Guest9: I said that?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Guest9: Haha
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho Groovy! hohoho
Guest9: heehee
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest9: it is
Guest9: do you enjoy being spanked?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do like being spanked! Do you?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Another being spanked-lover! I'm so glad we have that in common.
Guest9: do you enjoy role play sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a game?
Guest9: it is a game for sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like poker?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest9: i play poker
Julie Tinkerbell: Never play with a shifty-eyed stickler.
Guest9: ok.
Guest9: will you roleplay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I will! It was actually on my agenda for tomorrow.
Guest9: I will be your sex slave
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest9: it is a promise
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Guest9: command me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I was actually already planning to command you at sometime or another.
Guest9: tell me what to do
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I should.
Guest9: you are my master
Julie Tinkerbell: You can be my bodyguard, and I can be your master...I can call you Betty - wait, on second thought, I think I'd rather call you pottymouth.
Guest9: i love when you do that
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest9: anyday with you
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, Guest9, I'm sorry for calling you pottymouth, and stuff like that. I won't do it anymore.
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