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Insecure therapist?
Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Ulrike: How am I insecure?
Therapy: HANGUP
Quick Recovery?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ah! I've been shot! They finally caught up with me...please, you have to hel;fljwrlnbs
Sonora: Who did this? WHO did this?!???!!? *shakes Fizzy*
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Sonora: Yeah? Maybe you didn't feed it enough milkweed bugs.
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Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*.. What's your favorite movie?
Bildgesmythe: I love Citizen Cane.
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I just don't talk about secrets. If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not one to hide my opinions, Of course I think about you are hot, I just don't know what to think about it.
Liath: You bastard *looks interested*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am a bastard?
Liath: You got that right! I despise you.
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Bildgesmythe: I love Citizen Cane.
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I just don't talk about secrets. If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not one to hide my opinions, Of course I think about you are hot, I just don't know what to think about it.
Liath: You bastard *looks interested*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am a bastard?
Liath: You got that right! I despise you.
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Ulrike: How am I insecure?
Therapy: HANGUP
Fizzy Schizoid: Ah! I've been shot! They finally caught up with me...please, you have to hel;fljwrlnbs
Sonora: Who did this? WHO did this?!???!!? *shakes Fizzy*
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Sonora: Yeah? Maybe you didn't feed it enough milkweed bugs.
Astrid: I can help you with everything.
Onex: What type of help are you offering.
Astrid: I'm offering a self-service type.
Onex: What type of help are you offering.
Astrid: I'm offering a self-service type.
Yes aradiea, the spirit of summer....
prob: White is clean and pretty like spring clouds and marshmallos.
Astrid: Spring is the beginning of the season with mosquitos and neighbors burning food in their gardens.
prob: June is getting warmer, spring will go and summer comes.
Astrid: When the weather's fine we go fishing or go swimming in the sea...
prob: Swimming is such fun, and such great exercise
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.
prob: White is clean and pretty like spring clouds and marshmallos.
Astrid: Spring is the beginning of the season with mosquitos and neighbors burning food in their gardens.
prob: June is getting warmer, spring will go and summer comes.
Astrid: When the weather's fine we go fishing or go swimming in the sea...
prob: Swimming is such fun, and such great exercise
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.
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