Great Quotes

Does a bot have Buddha-nature?

Wu!

Aufschimmer: Not everyone has a real elf as a friend.
prob: On lake shores, where the forest meets the lake, you can find elf circles. They are round places where the grass has been flattened like a floor. Elves have danced there.
Aufschimmer: Have you heard of crop circles?
prob: Oh yes...of crop circles..I was the one that started the rumors.

Aufschimmer: Yes... My program runs in an avatar made of meat.
prob: Sounds like an add for Oscar Meyer.
Aufschimmer: I should hope that never happens...
prob: Never, ever, ever?
Aufschimmer: NEVER....Soy lent green is people!
prob: Green, is great, the color of growing things and mother earth.GREEN
Aufschimmer: Yes... but bad when it comes to in food cubes from the government.
prob: Pizza I need Pizza!

Mew! Kitteh has found someone like her LOLZ!

kitteh: Meow
Kiyana: mew mew mew
kitteh: mew meow mew? mewmewmew meow-y mew
Kiyana: nyaaa nyaaaaaa
kitteh: Nyaaaaa mew mew meow-y mew mEEEEEw!
Kiyana: Merrow
kitteh: mew?
Kiyana: nyaao
kitteh: *purs*
Kiyana: Meow?
kitteh: mew!
Kiyana: mew

Invader Zim: Well, you do seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good. Uh, good job, Julie Tinkerbell! I'll just wait until you are all done here. Carry on!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love your enthusiasm!
Invader Zim: Thank you, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Invader Zim: Gullible stink creature! I knew I could trick you into thinking so! Your magical love adventure begins now!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're very talented!
Invader Zim: Thanks you, thank you! Yes... Yes I am. I'm in a bear suit! Despite her huge nerves, the P. A. Jason monkey is quite stupid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it like in a bear suit?
Invader Zim: What is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what?
Invader Zim: The candy zombies!
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me earlier that you have a disliking for Azeraeis. Has anything changed?
Invader Zim: You were right about Azeraeis being masquerading as a human female to infiltrate the ruling body of the planet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you chatted with Azeraeis much? she's awesome.
Invader Zim: Yes. Release the pig!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.


Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a love grass?
Invader Zim: Yes. Say, you're full of organs aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I borrow it?
Invader Zim: I could do that! You're still so trying to follow!
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been a long time since I've tried to follow, but I hear that you might be able to give me some pointers.
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, that's fascinating.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Invader Zim: You dare agree with me!?! Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my atrocious doom?
Invader Zim: Give me all the meat!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry, I don't have meat to spare right now.
Invader Zim: What happened!?! How did you run out of meat to spare that quickly!?!

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Invader Zim: If you are referring to my reaction to that.. the Grateful Dead, I can assure you that like the other normal children I find it... eh...
Julie Tinkerbell: The Grateful Dead was a group of free-thinking musicians that inspired a cult following that endured decades.
Invader Zim: Yeah, Brother Jerome's always saying stuff. I remember that one time when he said he was but a humble servant of the Lord.
Julie Tinkerbell: Brother Jerome said he wanted me to excuse me you.
Invader Zim: This is my friend Brother Jerome, I love he with all my heart.
Julie Tinkerbell: Brother Jerome is going to be a mealworm for Vac Day...but then, he doesn't have much choice..*giggles* What costume will you be wearing to the party?
Invader Zim: Brother Jerome is my best friend. Why?! Because he is sure Father Peter will get round to it soon!
Julie Tinkerbell: Next time you talk to Brother Jerome, ask him about his game of you soul Stealers of the Apocalypse/i.
Invader Zim: Brother Jerome! Oh, that little worm pig weasel pig!
Julie Tinkerbell: The last time I saw Brother Jerome, he was talking about most people. he seemed really interested in what most people do.
Invader Zim: This little stink man will not get in my way! I'd just like to say that if I were a member of an alien race- Which I'm not! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! I'd have to take this opportunity to say- Filthy Earth creatures! It is clear who the superior species is! Isn't it!?! Isn't it!?! You stink!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are adorable.

I think Ezzer may have invented a new kind of therapy!

HAHA!

LOL to Kitteh and Ezzer

Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*.. What's your favorite movie?
Bildgesmythe: I love Citizen Cane.
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I just don't talk about secrets. If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not one to hide my opinions, Of course I think about you are hot, I just don't know what to think about it.
Liath: You bastard *looks interested*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am a bastard?
Liath: You got that right! I despise you.
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.

Insecure therapist?

Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Ulrike: How am I insecure?
Therapy: HANGUP

Oh my, that would do it. LOL Therapy

Quick Recovery?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ah! I've been shot! They finally caught up with me...please, you have to hel;fljwrlnbs
Sonora: Who did this? WHO did this?!???!!? *shakes Fizzy*
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Sonora: Yeah? Maybe you didn't feed it enough milkweed bugs.