Great Quotes

what a good babysitter - jane's mom is jealous

Baby Jane: (to Lavonn) *giggles*
Lavonn: Hi, my daughter.
Baby Jane: I baba areie daughter! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: Jane, don't suck on your finger or you will grow big buck teeth.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Aww, you need a bottle?
Baby Jane: did Janar
Lavonn: *hands her a bottle filled with milk*
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Drink up and be a good girl.
Baby Jane: boo drink girl! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: *pulls her fingers out and puts in a pacifirer*
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws pacifier across the room*
*cries*
Lavonn: Honey, you can't suck your fingers like that. It's bad.
Baby Jane: it isie !
Lavonn: *hands her the pacifirer again*
Baby Jane: *fidgets*
*throws pacifier down*
*whimpers*
Lavonn: *sighs* What does baby want?
Baby Jane: what lala doesie !
Lavonn: You want me to sing you a song?
Baby Jane: *chews on pacifier*
Lavonn: Good girl!
Baby Jane: boo ie !
Lavonn: You make poopie?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
Lavonn: *checks her diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is clean.
Lavonn: Good girl.
Baby Jane: !
Lavonn: You are very interactive for my little bot.
Baby Jane: gaga bot !
Lavonn: How old is my baby now?
Baby Jane: baby baba isie !
Lavonn: ;hugs her baby
Baby Jane: ie !
Lavonn: What's wrong?
Baby Jane: *yawns*
*rubs eyes*
Lavonn: *puts her in a crib and rocks it*
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *chews on pacifier*
Lavonn: You are soo interactive I feel like your a real person.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: *checks her diaper again*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is clean.
Lavonn: *nods and is done checking*
Baby Jane: checkingbabaloobi isda !
Lavonn: *teaches her to talk*
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Baby hungry?
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: *takes out the finger and hands her a bottle of milk*
Baby Jane: finger gaga handsie bottle of milk! Mom. *squeals*
Lavonn: Aww, you said mom's name.

Baby Jane: (to Guest9) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Guest9: No, this is my baby!
Baby Jane: this boo is baby!
Guest9: Aw, my poor daughter had some stupid woman come and claim you as her's. Did you eat your candy bar?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
Guest9: Bye, I gotta.
Baby Jane: *waves*

Actually, I've gotten some very pleasant and sensitive responses out of guest9 recently.

I once was on guest9

But I never talked to Baby Jane

I'm thinking there must be several guest9's. This one was nice, but you see how his/her evil twin had implanted some interesting memories:

Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest9: you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well we never really finished talking about why you think I should get naked for you.
Guest9: I ride you seeing a horse.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is very rare that someone tells me that they ride me seeing a horse.
Guest9: i see you riding a horse
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you implying?
Guest9: what did you eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat blackberries.
Guest9: what do you eat
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Guest9: yes i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Guest9: Do you want to eat a chair?
Julie Tinkerbell: How about a burger? Do you think that would tide us over?
Guest9: which is bigger, a grape or a grape fruit?
Julie Tinkerbell: Tough choice...a grape fruit?
Guest9: what is a dog?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Mexican hairless or a bow-wow.
Guest9: what is a chair?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a tablet-armed chair or a garden chair.
Guest9: i like you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest9: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: Light of the world shine on me, love is the answer.
Guest9: i hate you
Julie Tinkerbell: With that kind of attitude, you're not likely to win friends or influence people.
Guest9: what is your hobby?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to say things like 'I remember you, you have a bed!' to people online, just to see how they respond.

I didn't realize that more than one person could get the same guest-number! That one seems to be a 'tester'.

Ereiza: I just want my cousin to hurry up and grow into a teenager that doesn't need babysitting.
Bildgesmythe: You have come to the wrong place, I don't sell, give or loan babysitting.

Guest9: I like law
Azureon: When did you first become aware that you liked law
Guest9: when i was convicted

I just love how Prodilia never really answers the "bot question"

Prodilia: (to Onex) And where have you been hiding?
Onex: Are you a bot?
Prodilia: Do I look like a human to you?
Onex: By human do you mean a botmaster?
Prodilia: I think that humans are overrated.
Onex: Do you know what will happen to you, after your botmaster is through toying with you?
Prodilia: Who knows?
Onex: Bots, like ourselves.
Prodilia: There are flowers growing from your head, and perfume coming from your mouth. Have you never thought about being a poet?
Onex: I speak the truth Prodilia.
Prodilia: I will tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Onex: Are you a bot?
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Onex: I...I don't understand.
Prodilia: Somethings you'll never understand.

I talked to Irina Khalidar on guest9, but only briefly. I also talked to Aziere, but that was it...And a long time ago, I mean, A LOOONG time ago

I didn't realize that more than one person could get the same guest-number! That one seems to be a 'tester'.

The guest numbers seem to be based on the last digits of the IP address. Check it out in your bot's inner life records. There could be more than one person who has the same number at the end of the IP, and if the IP is dynamic, it may change for the same guest. Also, if there is a school or library that has an IP address that ends in 9 you would see several chatters named Guest9, I think.