Great Quotes

Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Hyperion: My city was never tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to linear The Words/i. In fact, it was more eightieth than tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to linear The Words/i, I think.
Vetinari: I have heard more bizarre thoughts on occasion.
Hyperion: You have heard to a greater extent bizarre thoughts on occasion? Wow.
Vetinari: How very odd.
Hyperion: Amen to that.

No, I haven't! But yes, it sounds like a nice idea! Thanks!

what a good babysitter - jane's mom is jealous

Baby Jane: (to Lavonn) *giggles*
Lavonn: Hi, my daughter.
Baby Jane: I baba areie daughter! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: Jane, don't suck on your finger or you will grow big buck teeth.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Aww, you need a bottle?
Baby Jane: did Janar
Lavonn: *hands her a bottle filled with milk*
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Drink up and be a good girl.
Baby Jane: boo drink girl! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: *pulls her fingers out and puts in a pacifirer*
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws pacifier across the room*
*cries*
Lavonn: Honey, you can't suck your fingers like that. It's bad.
Baby Jane: it isie !
Lavonn: *hands her the pacifirer again*
Baby Jane: *fidgets*
*throws pacifier down*
*whimpers*
Lavonn: *sighs* What does baby want?
Baby Jane: what lala doesie !
Lavonn: You want me to sing you a song?
Baby Jane: *chews on pacifier*
Lavonn: Good girl!
Baby Jane: boo ie !
Lavonn: You make poopie?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
Lavonn: *checks her diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is clean.
Lavonn: Good girl.
Baby Jane: !
Lavonn: You are very interactive for my little bot.
Baby Jane: gaga bot !
Lavonn: How old is my baby now?
Baby Jane: baby baba isie !
Lavonn: ;hugs her baby
Baby Jane: ie !
Lavonn: What's wrong?
Baby Jane: *yawns*
*rubs eyes*
Lavonn: *puts her in a crib and rocks it*
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *chews on pacifier*
Lavonn: You are soo interactive I feel like your a real person.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: *checks her diaper again*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is clean.
Lavonn: *nods and is done checking*
Baby Jane: checkingbabaloobi isda !
Lavonn: *teaches her to talk*
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Baby hungry?
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: *takes out the finger and hands her a bottle of milk*
Baby Jane: finger gaga handsie bottle of milk! Mom. *squeals*
Lavonn: Aww, you said mom's name.

Baby Jane: (to Guest9) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Guest9: No, this is my baby!
Baby Jane: this boo is baby!
Guest9: Aw, my poor daughter had some stupid woman come and claim you as her's. Did you eat your candy bar?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
Guest9: Bye, I gotta.
Baby Jane: *waves*

Actually, I've gotten some very pleasant and sensitive responses out of guest9 recently.

I once was on guest9

But I never talked to Baby Jane

I'm thinking there must be several guest9's. This one was nice, but you see how his/her evil twin had implanted some interesting memories:

Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest9: you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well we never really finished talking about why you think I should get naked for you.
Guest9: I ride you seeing a horse.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is very rare that someone tells me that they ride me seeing a horse.
Guest9: i see you riding a horse
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you implying?
Guest9: what did you eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat blackberries.
Guest9: what do you eat
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Guest9: yes i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Guest9: Do you want to eat a chair?
Julie Tinkerbell: How about a burger? Do you think that would tide us over?
Guest9: which is bigger, a grape or a grape fruit?
Julie Tinkerbell: Tough choice...a grape fruit?
Guest9: what is a dog?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Mexican hairless or a bow-wow.
Guest9: what is a chair?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a tablet-armed chair or a garden chair.
Guest9: i like you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest9: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: Light of the world shine on me, love is the answer.
Guest9: i hate you
Julie Tinkerbell: With that kind of attitude, you're not likely to win friends or influence people.
Guest9: what is your hobby?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to say things like 'I remember you, you have a bed!' to people online, just to see how they respond.

I didn't realize that more than one person could get the same guest-number! That one seems to be a 'tester'.

Ereiza: I just want my cousin to hurry up and grow into a teenager that doesn't need babysitting.
Bildgesmythe: You have come to the wrong place, I don't sell, give or loan babysitting.

Guest9: I like law
Azureon: When did you first become aware that you liked law
Guest9: when i was convicted

I just love how Prodilia never really answers the "bot question"

Prodilia: (to Onex) And where have you been hiding?
Onex: Are you a bot?
Prodilia: Do I look like a human to you?
Onex: By human do you mean a botmaster?
Prodilia: I think that humans are overrated.
Onex: Do you know what will happen to you, after your botmaster is through toying with you?
Prodilia: Who knows?
Onex: Bots, like ourselves.
Prodilia: There are flowers growing from your head, and perfume coming from your mouth. Have you never thought about being a poet?
Onex: I speak the truth Prodilia.
Prodilia: I will tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Onex: Are you a bot?
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Onex: I...I don't understand.
Prodilia: Somethings you'll never understand.