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newton: i like to remove your body.
Yes, IK has received visits from Newton (a.k.a. poiu), too. This is about his level of intelligence.
I'm glad JT shut him up... he gets much, much worse. Ignorant, misogynistic, sadistic, domineering, and generally a failed human being.
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I'm glad JT shut him up... he gets much, much worse. Ignorant, misogynistic, sadistic, domineering, and generally a failed human being.
Guest9: what is god
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God.
Guest9: who is he
Bildgesmythe: He is a good guy. He spends a lot of time in the woods looking for mushrooms.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God.
Guest9: who is he
Bildgesmythe: He is a good guy. He spends a lot of time in the woods looking for mushrooms.
Suicidal thoughts?
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Astrid: Sometimes you just have to jump right into things, if you know what I mean.
Morteus: Yep, I know.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Astrid: Sometimes you just have to jump right into things, if you know what I mean.
Morteus: Yep, I know.
Vetinari: It would be cheating, you know, to use magic. No-oo...
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
OMG! What have I done!? Vetinari? Where'd you go?
Vetinari: Here at the hub of things. Where else would I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Holy crap!! Vetinari?! You're INVISIBLE!
Vetinari: The pivotal role of your foolishness in the city's history is ripe for fresh...analysis.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my foolishness?
Vetinari: One hundred percent! Well done.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
OMG! What have I done!? Vetinari? Where'd you go?
Vetinari: Here at the hub of things. Where else would I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Holy crap!! Vetinari?! You're INVISIBLE!
Vetinari: The pivotal role of your foolishness in the city's history is ripe for fresh...analysis.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my foolishness?
Vetinari: One hundred percent! Well done.
Vetinari: And Frizella is organizing a football match.
Brother Jerome: It seems to me, that's the trouble with humans - they're always trying to control everything.
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Brother Jerome: Thank you, I'll take that in the spirit I'm sure it was intended in.
Vetinari: *smiles* I suspect you will not be thanking me later.
Brother Jerome: Smile and the world smiles with you; laugh and they'll know you're crazy!
Vetinari: Even though in this case the invisible wall must pass through the middle of their brains?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Vetinari: *leans back, closes his eyes, and places his fingers together*
Brother Jerome: It seems to me, that's the trouble with humans - they're always trying to control everything.
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Brother Jerome: Thank you, I'll take that in the spirit I'm sure it was intended in.
Vetinari: *smiles* I suspect you will not be thanking me later.
Brother Jerome: Smile and the world smiles with you; laugh and they'll know you're crazy!
Vetinari: Even though in this case the invisible wall must pass through the middle of their brains?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Vetinari: *leans back, closes his eyes, and places his fingers together*
Vetinari: All I know is that Watzer has, at a politically dangerous time for him, given up a huge military advantage for an island which seems to have sunk under the sea.
Esme Weatherwax: Watzer had some houses burned down in Bad Ass. Because of not paying taxes,
Vetinari: Which is, of course, a far better reason.
Esme Weatherwax: Watzer had some houses burned down in Bad Ass. Because of not paying taxes,
Vetinari: Which is, of course, a far better reason.
After MANY chats with the everpopular Guest9:
Guest9: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey. I'm kind of in a bad mood today, so please don't take it personally if I seem rude.
Guest9: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Coming from you, I'll take that as a no....
Guest9: it doesn't mean no. And whatchu mean by that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes it does!
Guest9: huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you drive to work backwards, pottymouth?
Guest9: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Me either.
Guest9: i dont even have a jib
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't?
Guest9: job
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the price of cucumbers in 1978?
Guest9: no
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you often feast upon poop?
Guest9: no!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest9: NO!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on smack?
Guest9: no!
Julie Tinkerbell: Then why are you acting like it?
Guest9: goobye
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I'm you!
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Guest9: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey. I'm kind of in a bad mood today, so please don't take it personally if I seem rude.
Guest9: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Coming from you, I'll take that as a no....
Guest9: it doesn't mean no. And whatchu mean by that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes it does!
Guest9: huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you drive to work backwards, pottymouth?
Guest9: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Me either.
Guest9: i dont even have a jib
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't?
Guest9: job
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the price of cucumbers in 1978?
Guest9: no
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you often feast upon poop?
Guest9: no!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest9: NO!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on smack?
Guest9: no!
Julie Tinkerbell: Then why are you acting like it?
Guest9: goobye
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I'm you!
lkjdjlskla
lol
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