Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Wow. Welcome to the bar folks. You'll be lucky if you make it out alive
*rolls eyes
Everybody's just shaking in their boots

Look writer or fighter, I'll still kick your a$$ here and now no problem. I'm not in the mood to be messed with. Now back off. Go peddle your papers elsewhere.
Hey Dogh'd, vodka on the rocks please.
So where's Donna dearest?

And you care why?
Just my writing alone can kick your ass. So can VibraKnifes. His writing is top itch, If I do say so mspysekf. Because your cool with I'm writing, but not me.
Wow.
And she's fine. Better then you. She actually isn't a complete hack ass.

So you can go cry somewhere else. No one cares.
*Takes out knife and throws it at you, smashing your glass*
No one. Area anymore. That's all gone. Just sit down and take a drink. That, or talk. If your gonna come in here cocked off like that, them don't expect any one else to enjoy your company.

Hey Jono 141?
We're are you man?
Miss my old drinking buddy

And you know how stupid it sounds to say go away...
...only to say two sentences later a question aimed at me?
Wow. The stupidity is overwhelming.

Hello

Has anyone seen UNSC AI construct Cortana?

Hey man. I haven't seen you in a while. Can you believe I came back on to this site to be met by this whinny son of a b*tch?
€_€

*points at poison

...Looks like I came into a middle of a fight.

Anyway. Never mind that.
Hey you want something to drink? It's on me.