Doghead's Cosmic Bar

The Hell you say. You would have to talk to my boss.

I am the boss. I rule. No one else and I will take on all those who challenge me. I am a Goddess. Nobody tells me what to do and lives.

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Hi again. Glad that you came back with such a friendly attitude

Oh yeah? And who are you? *takes out vapo gun and begins polishing it while kicking biker boot clad feet up on table* I kill 'em. Not you.

You missed the part where I rage quit, checked to see how people were doing, saw that Gordon was talking sh-t about me nonstop, and rejoined so that whatever happened with his old account stays that way.

To quote "The Heat", he's a d-ck c-ck -ssf-cker.
I hope I remember that line right.

BTW, KillEm (one of the most moronic jokes on the Internet) is Gordan.

Ah I see. Not a fitting name for him. Glad you're back VK. Sorry I was gone for so long. Lot going on. You know how it is. Being a Goddess doesn't mean I can be lazy and make slaves do my work. They just mess up and I have to do it myself. So I do it myself to begin with.
Oh my god I loved that movie. It's awesome. Melissa McCarthy is the best.
I wondered who the kill em was. Can't believe its Gordan. Tough name for little guy.
So how ya been VK?

Little? Really? I write now. Not fight. If that makes sense. Whatver.

Yep. Little. A writer? Wow. Badass fighter that drinks to a nerdy writer. Can't say I'm impressed. But whatevs. Goddess is out. Peace.

Are those peanuts?

Yeah here. Have some. *slides bowl down the bar*

Wow. Welcome to the bar folks. You'll be lucky if you make it out alive
*rolls eyes
Everybody's just shaking in their boots