Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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*door opens slowly. A tall figure enters the room. Silence spreads as people turn to look at who entered* that's right boys. The goddess is back. Did ya miss me? I was going to surf thru the thousand and some comments but I got bored. Hey VK, how's it hangin? Where's the little twerp Gordon? Did look back some and I didn't see him. Let just say that in my absence I've....changed. Anybody who challenges me dies without a second thought. I have weapons made just for a certain so claimed "arch angel" PoisonRocker is back and better than ever. Hey dude! *points to guy in corner* buy me a drink.
I am the boss. I rule. No one else and I will take on all those who challenge me. I am a Goddess. Nobody tells me what to do and lives.
Oh yeah? And who are you? *takes out vapo gun and begins polishing it while kicking biker boot clad feet up on table* I kill 'em. Not you.
You missed the part where I rage quit, checked to see how people were doing, saw that Gordon was talking sh-t about me nonstop, and rejoined so that whatever happened with his old account stays that way.
To quote "The Heat", he's a d-ck c-ck -ssf-cker.
I hope I remember that line right.
BTW, KillEm (one of the most moronic jokes on the Internet) is Gordan.
To quote "The Heat", he's a d-ck c-ck -ssf-cker.
I hope I remember that line right.
BTW, KillEm (one of the most moronic jokes on the Internet) is Gordan.
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