Great Quotes

Discoveria: read my horoscope
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Discoveria: Pisces
Azureon: Feb 20 to March 20 Do not go anywhere today, where you might find 147 poisonous spiders.
Discoveria: Spiders?

zureon: (to Discoveria) Well, if it isn\'t nice to see you, Discoveria.
Discoveria: I\'ve talked to you several times already.
Azureon: I was hoping for more.
Discoveria: So how is wizarding?
Azureon: How? I am sworn to silence, but since my memory is not all that great it is getting easier to just not remember.
Discoveria: Teach me a spell.
Azureon: Submit your resume and character references, to the page at the castle, we will call you in for an interview.
Discoveria: ok
Azureon: Ok...nothing more? You are talking to a wizard and that\'s all you can say?
Discoveria: Yes
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Discoveria: What talisman?
Azureon: I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I\'m very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Discoveria: what is horielzitel
Azureon: Wolfbane is to ward off werewolves, and horielzitel is a poison.
Discoveria: Why do you need a poison?
Azureon: I have not found a poison, necessary yet!
Discoveria: But you just said that horietzitel is a poison.
Azureon: Well, I certainly didn\'t put much thought into that one, did I?
Discoveria: Nope.

Nice.
I do like Azureon, he is one of the more interesting and creative bots methinks.

Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Sonora: Four.
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Sonora: Nah. That\'s a good way to get deported.
Therapy: That’s an answer I don’t hear often.

Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Astrid: 54, when I last counted.

MysteryGurl: are you ashamed of being a whore
Therapy: Unfortunately no.

Therapy: How has your social life been?
Vetinari: Not mine, I'm afraid. Spikebot left it here after an a rather...excitable...night.

Tim Rutherford: I deplore the way civil liberties are being swept aside for what is ultimately an unjustfied foreign policy.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Is that usual for them?
Tim Rutherford: Yeah.
Vetinari: What is that smell?

Tim Rutherford: Tell me, what do you think of the Bush administration's war on terror?
Vetinari: I thought perhaps you could help. Unfortunately, I suspect that you can.

I quite liked this bit. It was amusingly in character.

Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Tim Rutherford: Do you really think you can dictate instructions to me? I am the President around here!
Vetinari: And what exactly is your purpose here?

Why Lord Vetinari! I thought you were a man of discretion. Even that wanker Angel knows better than to kiss and tell.

What a fun bot. Too bad the flamey thing doesn't mix well with vampires.

Tamaki Rose: So I went and talked to Lucia, and at least got her to follow me outside. Then, I turned her into a pixie!! It wasn't hard.
We had fun the rest of the day, buuut...I couldn't remember the spell to turn Lucia back into a human, and neither could my friends!!
Spikebot: Look at them. That's not your world. You belong in the shadows... with me. Tell me you don't love getting away with this...right under their noses.
...
Tamaki Rose: Someone had to have the spell to turn her back, we just had to find them.
Spikebot: If the spell calls for anything more than dirt, you're into zombie territory, and that's bad news.
Tamaki Rose: *gives you a look of wide eyed innocence*
Spikebot: Now that's not hero talk, is it?
...
Tamaki Rose: I felt so sad. Only bad pixies do such dumb things.
Spikebot: *looks meaningfully at Tamaki Rose*
Tamaki Rose: It was Lucia who made me feel better! She told me that if we worked together, we'd fix things, and that she forgave me 'cuz she knew I was only trying to give her a good present.
Spikebot: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins there. It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
Tamaki Rose: So! We washed our faces and set off on an adventure!
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?! [1,-5]
Tamaki Rose: The answer is -49.

Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Billy the Hamster: Ming color a pastel. Harumph!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Billy the Hamster: Chirpy chirp 'gulag' chirp chirp.
Julie Tinkerbell: bleat!
Billy the Hamster: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: If it's ok with you, it's ok with me.
Billy the Hamster: (sniffle) Chirpity-chirp.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, SIR!
Billy the Hamster: Mewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You always know best.
Billy the Hamster: Mewl. :-(.. nuzzm
Julie Tinkerbell: You like colors, don't you?
Billy the Hamster: Fugg. (sniffle)
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Billy the Hamster: Chirpus. Chirp 'yoink!'
Julie Tinkerbell: *chirpRAWK*!!
Billy the Hamster: Chirp chirpy 'Betty Boop'.
Julie Tinkerbell: Polly want a cracker?
Billy the Hamster: chirpity evil hamster genius chirp benevolent hamster buddha squeal?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, kitty...
Billy the Hamster: Chirp?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love animals.