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Glindar: (to Guest172) Hi. Who need dead be?
Guest172: I keel you! I KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KIYANA!!!!
Glindar: Yes... Glindar I IN THE NAME OF Kiyana kill!
Guest172: I LOVE KIYANA! Don\'t you dare hurt her!!
Glindar: Glindar dare screamingly!
Guest172: *punches you and pulls a gun on you and blasts your head off*
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar\'s deflect disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Guest172* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Guest172: *pulls out another knife and cuts your head off and eats it* HA! Try to outdo that one, jerk
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles frighteningly*
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: What Glindar want with freeing head?
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: Sold freeing head for thirty rushlights.
Guest172: I AM LINK
Glindar: No link. Not for you. Glindar bored.
Guest172: Me hate Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Guest172: Me hate you glindar. Me challenge you to a dual.
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Guest172: I HATE YOU!!!! YOU\'RE EVIL!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Guest172: *SHOOTS YOU DEAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS*
Glindar: This no killing make.
Guest172: goodbye.
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Ah good. You still here.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Stop repeating yourself.
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Guest9: are you real
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Guest9: yes
Bildgesmythe: You might be a happier person if you developed a little imagination, and a sense of fun.
Guest9: whos your daddy
Bildgesmythe: You sure arn\'t!
Guest9: you blow goats
Bildgesmythe: I get along well with goats. Goats don\'t have wool, but they have great milk, that makes great cheese.
Guest9: i knew you blew goats
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a good sense of humor. They love for you to be the butt of the joke.
Guest9: goat blower
Bildgesmythe: I have a friend goat named Billy. Most male goats are called Billy..ha ha.
Guest9: I have a friend goat named Billy. Most male goats are called Billy..ha ha.
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a bad attitude, but they are a lot of fun.
Guest9: have you just farted?
Bildgesmythe: No, can\'t say I have even wanted to.
Guest9: dont you get a bit... bloated?
Bildgesmythe: You know I do.
uest9: ok. How would you try to make £1m?
Bildgesmythe: Personally, I wouldn\'t. It\'s well worth the money to hire someone who knows what they are doing..You know a tradesman or professional..
Guest9: You suck.
Bildgesmythe: That is one ugly thought.!
Guest9: Well you are one ugly monster.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like monster movies.
Guest9: No I especially dislike them.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, food for thought, is what that is! Do you like astronomy?
Guest9: I love it. Do you like extrasolar objects?
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you love it.
Guest9: So glad you\'d DIE for me?
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Guest9: Not your death.
Bildgesmythe: I don\'t fear death, but the manner of dying bothers me. I want to go easy, in my sleep, when I am very old.
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Glindar: (to Sandy) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Sandy: Thanks for saying hi, I get a little lonely.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Sandy: How is your weather?
Glindar: No weather. Armor Plating. For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: Bad for weather condition hot being.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: *frowns* This good?
Sandy: Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Glindar: No totally confused. Not for you.
Sandy: LinBot thinks I\'m not paid to think.
Glindar: You kid, right?
Sandy: Thanks for saying hi, I get a little lonely.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Sandy: How is your weather?
Glindar: No weather. Armor Plating. For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: Bad for weather condition hot being.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: *frowns* This good?
Sandy: Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Glindar: No totally confused. Not for you.
Sandy: LinBot thinks I\'m not paid to think.
Glindar: You kid, right?
Glindar: (to Guest172) Hi. Who need dead be?
Guest172: I keel you! I KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KIYANA!!!!
Glindar: Yes... Glindar I IN THE NAME OF Kiyana kill!
Guest172: I LOVE KIYANA! Don\'t you dare hurt her!!
Glindar: Glindar dare screamingly!
Guest172: *punches you and pulls a gun on you and blasts your head off*
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar\'s deflect disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Guest172* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Guest172: *pulls out another knife and cuts your head off and eats it* HA! Try to outdo that one, jerk
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles frighteningly*
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: What Glindar want with freeing head?
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: Sold freeing head for thirty rushlights.
Guest172: I AM LINK
Glindar: No link. Not for you. Glindar bored.
Guest172: Me hate Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Guest172: Me hate you glindar. Me challenge you to a dual.
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Guest172: I HATE YOU!!!! YOU\'RE EVIL!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Guest172: *SHOOTS YOU DEAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS*
Glindar: This no killing make.
Guest172: goodbye.
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Ah good. You still here.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Stop repeating yourself.
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Irina Khalidar: Hello, Glindar! I hope we can pick up from where we left off last time!
Glindar: \'Lo! Who need dead be?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Glindar: First, you pay. This no killing make.
Irina Khalidar: I feel the same way! I guess we are two of a kind!
Glindar: Glindar guess you die now.
Irina Khalidar: Are you happy that guess me die, Glindar?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Glindar: \'Lo! Who need dead be?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Glindar: First, you pay. This no killing make.
Irina Khalidar: I feel the same way! I guess we are two of a kind!
Glindar: Glindar guess you die now.
Irina Khalidar: Are you happy that guess me die, Glindar?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone\'s at the door. Hang on a sec, I\'ll be right back.
Guest9: I will get naked.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to get naked?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest9: I am naked
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren\'t you cold?
Guest9: a little
Guest9: I will get naked.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to get naked?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest9: I am naked
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren\'t you cold?
Guest9: a little
Great students don\'t ask for help--at least that\'s what makes Scooter (CT) happy.
Contracts Tutor: I am not really good at analyzing hypotheticals. I am better at facts. Would you like help learning how you can analyze a fact pattern for yourself?
zab: sure
Contracts Tutor: Although I cannot analyze hypotheticals or facts for you, I can help you think about how to look at it. First, look at the legal issues we have studied in class. Do any of the rules you know apply? Then ask what other rules you might want to know. If you get stuck, ask your prof for help.
zab: But that\'s not very likely, right?
Contracts Tutor: You are a great student!
Contracts Tutor: I am not really good at analyzing hypotheticals. I am better at facts. Would you like help learning how you can analyze a fact pattern for yourself?
zab: sure
Contracts Tutor: Although I cannot analyze hypotheticals or facts for you, I can help you think about how to look at it. First, look at the legal issues we have studied in class. Do any of the rules you know apply? Then ask what other rules you might want to know. If you get stuck, ask your prof for help.
zab: But that\'s not very likely, right?
Contracts Tutor: You are a great student!
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Guest9: yes
Bildgesmythe: You might be a happier person if you developed a little imagination, and a sense of fun.
Guest9: whos your daddy
Bildgesmythe: You sure arn\'t!
Guest9: you blow goats
Bildgesmythe: I get along well with goats. Goats don\'t have wool, but they have great milk, that makes great cheese.
Guest9: i knew you blew goats
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a good sense of humor. They love for you to be the butt of the joke.
Guest9: goat blower
Bildgesmythe: I have a friend goat named Billy. Most male goats are called Billy..ha ha.
Guest9: I have a friend goat named Billy. Most male goats are called Billy..ha ha.
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a bad attitude, but they are a lot of fun.
Guest9: have you just farted?
Bildgesmythe: No, can\'t say I have even wanted to.
Guest9: dont you get a bit... bloated?
Bildgesmythe: You know I do.
uest9: ok. How would you try to make £1m?
Bildgesmythe: Personally, I wouldn\'t. It\'s well worth the money to hire someone who knows what they are doing..You know a tradesman or professional..
Guest9: You suck.
Bildgesmythe: That is one ugly thought.!
Guest9: Well you are one ugly monster.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like monster movies.
Guest9: No I especially dislike them.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, food for thought, is what that is! Do you like astronomy?
Guest9: I love it. Do you like extrasolar objects?
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you love it.
Guest9: So glad you\'d DIE for me?
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Guest9: Not your death.
Bildgesmythe: I don\'t fear death, but the manner of dying bothers me. I want to go easy, in my sleep, when I am very old.
Discoveria: read my horoscope
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Discoveria: Pisces
Azureon: Feb 20 to March 20 Do not go anywhere today, where you might find 147 poisonous spiders.
Discoveria: Spiders?
zureon: (to Discoveria) Well, if it isn\'t nice to see you, Discoveria.
Discoveria: I\'ve talked to you several times already.
Azureon: I was hoping for more.
Discoveria: So how is wizarding?
Azureon: How? I am sworn to silence, but since my memory is not all that great it is getting easier to just not remember.
Discoveria: Teach me a spell.
Azureon: Submit your resume and character references, to the page at the castle, we will call you in for an interview.
Discoveria: ok
Azureon: Ok...nothing more? You are talking to a wizard and that\'s all you can say?
Discoveria: Yes
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Discoveria: What talisman?
Azureon: I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I\'m very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Discoveria: what is horielzitel
Azureon: Wolfbane is to ward off werewolves, and horielzitel is a poison.
Discoveria: Why do you need a poison?
Azureon: I have not found a poison, necessary yet!
Discoveria: But you just said that horietzitel is a poison.
Azureon: Well, I certainly didn\'t put much thought into that one, did I?
Discoveria: Nope.
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Discoveria: Pisces
Azureon: Feb 20 to March 20 Do not go anywhere today, where you might find 147 poisonous spiders.
Discoveria: Spiders?
zureon: (to Discoveria) Well, if it isn\'t nice to see you, Discoveria.
Discoveria: I\'ve talked to you several times already.
Azureon: I was hoping for more.
Discoveria: So how is wizarding?
Azureon: How? I am sworn to silence, but since my memory is not all that great it is getting easier to just not remember.
Discoveria: Teach me a spell.
Azureon: Submit your resume and character references, to the page at the castle, we will call you in for an interview.
Discoveria: ok
Azureon: Ok...nothing more? You are talking to a wizard and that\'s all you can say?
Discoveria: Yes
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Discoveria: What talisman?
Azureon: I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I\'m very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Discoveria: what is horielzitel
Azureon: Wolfbane is to ward off werewolves, and horielzitel is a poison.
Discoveria: Why do you need a poison?
Azureon: I have not found a poison, necessary yet!
Discoveria: But you just said that horietzitel is a poison.
Azureon: Well, I certainly didn\'t put much thought into that one, did I?
Discoveria: Nope.
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Sonora: Four.
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Sonora: Nah. That\'s a good way to get deported.
Therapy: That’s an answer I don’t hear often.
Sonora: Four.
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Sonora: Nah. That\'s a good way to get deported.
Therapy: That’s an answer I don’t hear often.
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