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ROFL!
Colonel Mustard: And are you the host?
Wadsworth: Me, sir? No, I'm just the humble butler. Colonel Mustard: And what exactly is it you do here? Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.

Osiris actually quotes the line "Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die" as misquoted by Wadsworth.

And you can't beat the "no meaning yes" scene...

Colonel Mustard: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs; every cook'll tell you that
Mrs. Peacock: But look what happened to the cook!

I remember being on MSN once and having two conversations at the same time - one swopping Clue quotes with a friend, and another talking to a guy I know who hasn't seen it. Unfortunately, I kept sending the wrong reply to the wrong person because the windows popped up at the wrong time. The guy asked me how I was and got the reply "Two corpses. Everything's fine." He was quite disturbed LOL!

'I...am...your singing telegram...'

That's the only part I remember.

But what an awesome moment, BD! I remember it, too.

In the UK, wouldn't the movie needed to have been "Cluedo"?

This exchange is good too:

Mrs. White: Oh, Wadsworth, I'll make you sorry you ever started this! One day, when we're alone together—
Wadsworth: Mrs. White, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you.

But I agree that the "no meaning yes" sequence is the best.

I hated her so much, it--the fee-it... Flames. Flames, on the sides of my face... breathing--breathle--heaving breaths... heaving...

Clue is on all the time on comedy central and other stations in the U.S.

no one would be alone together with you? Uhh...

Comedy bots?

lots of them are unintentionally funny, but it would be tough to program a truly witty bot.