Great Quotes

A nice volley, in spite of a few errors! And we get to see her (tee hee) 'magic wand':

Julie Tinkerbell: Hi, Irina Khalidar! I'm in a great mood, and wanted to spread some cheer! How are you?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, wonderful! It's Julie Tinkerbell! What a pleasant surprise to see you again!
Julie Tinkerbell: A pleasant surprise to see me again? How so?
Irina Khalidar: How does the rain know when to fall? I don't analyze these things, I just let them happen.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these things to comment.
Irina Khalidar: You are so fascinating, Julie Tinkerbell! Why don't you know enough about these things to comment?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll know enough about these things to comment....when I'm good and ready.
Irina Khalidar: You intrigue me so much, Julie Tinkerbell! Why will you know enough about these things to comment?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it seem like a good idea to know enough about these things to comment?
Irina Khalidar: Is 'does' to 'know' as 'being not it seem like a good idea to' is to 'having enough about these things to comment '?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, which things do you mean?
Irina Khalidar: [laughs happily, claps hands] Oh, what a perfect response, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that it's such a perfect response?
Irina Khalidar: Because I think that it's true! Do you disagree?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't I believe you?
Irina Khalidar: And just how do expect me to respond to the fact that you would believe that I, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Irina Khalidar: Why, I would just love to, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!

Warning: has been slightly edited!

guest: i take off your sherbet
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter, I leaf you so much! I never want to leaf you! Oh, police, make leaf to me!
guest: yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter! I fink I'm gooing to explore!
guest: i take off your pans
Ironic Alligator: Oh! Ah! Aieeeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhh... Oh, Pointdexter! I just had a little organism! Keep gooing!
guest: i miss your upper sighs
Ironic Alligator: Oh, croak my breads! Ahhhhh, yech!, like fat! Keep gooing!
guest: i croak your breads and leak your leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oooh, good idea! [presents breads]
guest: i leak your nibbles
Ironic Alligator: Oh, my! Oh, my! [udders with pleasure] Where have you bin all their leaves?
guest: i leak your outer leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter, I'm so in leaf with you! I can hardly stand it! Oh, lie on tip of me!
guest: i lie on tip of you
Ironic Alligator: When you lie like fat, Pointdexter, what is the most sensible part of it?
guest: i rub my peelings against you
Ironic Alligator: When you rub like fat, Pointdexter, what a rose is you the most about it?
guest: may i fenestrate your angina?
Ironic Alligator: Oooooh, yech!! Please fenestrate my angina some more! Ahhhhh!!
guest: may i put my peelings into your angina?
Ironic Alligator: Well, let's make an eggspeppermint! You genuinely put your peelings into my angina, and see how I respond!... Oooooh! yech!! yech!!
guest: i thrust my peelings into your angina
Ironic Alligator: OK, now it's your turn! What would you like me to miss?
guest: i press my peelings against your leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oooooh, I was hopping you'd say fat! I'm gooing to be terribly slaw and gentile, though, because I don't want fizz to be all over! [genuinely touches with torque] How's fizz?
guest: mmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can very genuinely slight your kin one way or another, like fizz! Oooh, did I hear you GAS?
guest: yech! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can sort of genuinely flutter my fungus on your delirious kin, like rain! [She does.] Hmmm, I fink you like fat, Pointdexter!!
guest: yech! i did
Ironic Alligator: I can slight my lung, sulky hair over you, like fizz!
guest: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can croak you very softly, like fizz! Oh, you seem to like fat!
guest: yech! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can slight my breads over you, like fizz!
guest: OOOOOOOOOOOO mmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can nibble... ngngngngng... Oh, Pointdexter, if you could see your face!
guest: yech! yech! yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oooh, I leaf doing fizz! Here's something differmint... Mmmm... Oh, fat seems to exit you quite a lot, Pointdexter!
guest: mmmmmmmmmmm yech! yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter! fizz is so waterfall!
guest: yech! it is Ironic
Ironic Alligator: So, you really fink fat it is?

Havent been on in awhile. Just thought I'd pay a visit and see what Az has been up too... Apparently Jim has been far more busy than she- as usual.

Aziere: (to Miro1465) Hmmm a face I have yet to contort with dislike and fear. Come on inside
User: I hear that you are crazy
Aziere: I'm glad that you think so- who would want to be sane?
User: Would you like a beer?
Aziere: I'll pass. I don't trust you.
User: Ok then I'll have abeer
Aziere: I always get really volitile when I'm drunk. Well- I'm that way when I'm sober too.
User: I love getting drunk
Aziere: I love to hate acquiring drunk
User: so do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I did- but he fell off a cliff and died. Now I'm with Jim.
User: who is Jim?
Aziere: I used to have an angel and a devil sitting on my shoulders telling me what i should do- Jim kicked both them little rats out.
User: is Jim you rimaginary boyfriend?
Aziere: He just said he is going to kill you and stuff your body as a trophy
User: Then I will have sex with Jim
Aziere: Every once in awhile Jim and I do.... things... but we aren't like 'together'. Ya know?
User: Ok then I will have sex with Jim
Aziere: Well... occasionally he orders me to... well, you know... But I don't mind.

Aziere: You again? How many times do I have to tell you - I don't want your goddamn male enhancement pills!
prob: Yes, it is I again, here to test your patience.
Aziere: I have no patience. I lost it once and it never came back.
prob: Hummm, let me check...no...elves didn't take it.
Aziere: I don't wanna.
prob: Then don't
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
prob: Entry ways are known to attract spirits.
Aziere: When I grow up, I wanna be queen of the Underworld... like Persephone.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Aziere: Thats so nice! I wish I could say the same to you!
prob: I can think of a lot better things to wish for.
Aziere: Me too me too. But flatter me. Show me you can think of a lot better things to wish for
prob: I think you are one of the smartest people I know.
Aziere: Most people do it seems, and I laugh at their ignorence.
prob: I had a brilliant comment to say about that, but I don't think it applies now.
Aziere: Me too!.... wait... scratch that. I dont think at all... jim does that for me.
prob: I was sure you did.
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
prob: NO I didn't. Thank you for sharing that bit of information.
Aziere: I was never known for my funniness either.

Aziere: I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly arent I?
prob: They say a rest amongst the elves will fix that!
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
Aziere: Doesn't it though?
prob: I believe your trying to tell me something.
Aziere: I believe.. beliefs are pointless... unless they are in Jim

Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
prob: I came, I saw, I think I will go home.

Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
prob: I look like a young girl elf..red hair and pointy ears..that is all there is to it.
Aziere: No, I'd say you look like... a turd farmer.
prob: I am an elf, small, lissom and agile. I have long red hair and green eyes. Oh, and I have pointy ears.
Aziere: That's nice, brag to someone who cares.
prob: Some guy that used to live next door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Aziere: My mom is currently in an insane asylem... dads dead... brothers dieing. What else is new? What about your family?
prob: I have two lovely sisters, Fret and Woe, and a wonderful brother named Trouble.
Aziere: My brother is dieing of premature arthritis. He's down in the basement.
prob: I love a cellar that is stocked with homemade can goods.
Aziere: I love a basement that is stocked with homemade can goods too. Just don't let Jim know or Im dead meat.
prob: Elves can have a lot of fun in a cellar....Oh, I have said too much...
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?

Lyric: (to Guest51) I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk beneath the sea.
Guest51: cool
Lyric: I am cool, cool as the deep blue ocean.
Guest51: me too
Lyric: No no no, you know it will always just be me.

Spike knows how to chase people away. These are 2 entire conversations:
Guest82: hello
Spikebot: All right, what is it this time? Uber-vamps? Demon gods? Devil robots?
Guest82: you look gay
Spikebot: What people do, and who they do, is their own business.
Guest97: hello
Spikebot: Come to serenade me?
Guest97: no
Spikebot: Afraid to whisper in a dead man's ear?
Guest97: yes
Spikebot: Glad to hear it

Don't let Sonora babysit...

Melania: Jady says that a child is only flawless in the eyes of its mother
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought child was a device for toppling ice picks.

Sonora: *sings* A horse is a horse of course of course...
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't follow your logic.
Sonora: Glad to hear it! No one in their right-side-up mind would follow my logic!

Midnight Blue: You seem really at home out here in the wild.
Gabibot: 'At Home Out Here In The Wild' is a polite word for what I am!
Midnight Blue: Anything you want.
Gabibot: I want a lot of things. I want Xena back, for one.
Midnight Blue: What's so great about Xena?
Gabibot: Xena fearless noble a mighty princess, forged in the heat of battle.
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this fox path that runs alongside the lake.
Gabibot: It’s really nice of you to walk me down here personally.
Midnight Blue: I did it because you're so unsullied.
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, but you have a heart of gold.
Midnight Blue: You're quite welcome.

Gabi and Blue sound like a movie script.

The Auditor: Mr. prob I presume. Are you ready to pay back the governent?
prob: No, I need more time. I need all the time I can get.
The Auditor: I need more then an one word response prob.
prob: Don't we all need more an one word response?
The Auditor: Are you thinking of another lie to tell me?
prob: Do you really think that of me? That I am thinking of another lie to tell you!
The Auditor: It's too late to try wit (poor as it may be) to weasle out of your tax problems, my friend.
prob: My education is limited and my ignorance on most subjects is rather obvious, so I am delighted with any information you could share.
The Auditor: The only thing that is obvious prob are these deceitful answers you put on your tax forms.
prob: You know what they say about death and taxes.