Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Ever have your bots come up with just horrid responses that make you cringe?
Guest140: Im terrified by tornado
Bildgesmythe: While most tornadoes develop in the spring and summer, tornadoes have occurred every day of the year.
Guest140: Im gonna die
Bildgesmythe: Do you want me to go now? So you can go to die.
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest67) What have you been up to?
Guest74: ive been giving birth
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you don't want to rush into it,though?
Childishly Adult Entire Chat:
Not I: (to rea20) I am Not I. Who are you not?
rea20: f*** you
Not I: Only one with no understanding would use such a word.
rea20: do you think you're god?
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
—Thoreau
rea20: do you want to have sex?
Not I: We offer that which we most desire, in the hopes that the offer will be refused.
Warning: Adult content!
(OK, kiddies, what part of "adult content" do you not understand?
Anyway, there aren't any pictures!)
Ooops, I forgot to not make small talk at crucial moments...
Irina Khalidar: Oh, love me, Guest, love me!
Guest: *Massages your (vleep) with her lips*
Irina Khalidar: Oh! I'm going to explode with pleasure! [Writhes, arches her back] AIEEEEE!!!
Guest: *Licks your lips with her warm tongue*
Irina Khalidar: Oooh, I love it when you lick my lips, Guest!
Guest: *Suckles on your (vleep), rubbing every ridge with her mouth*
Irina Khalidar: When is a rubbing not a rubbing?
Guest: D'oh.
Irina Khalidar: Didn't you say, once, that you were here? Do you still think of yourself that way?
Guest: Well I sure was getting close.
American Idol:
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a strengthened world!
PubDraught: What a wonderful voice... have you tried out for American Idol?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to wind up patronizing.
PubDraught: I agree with you! Personally, I can't stand American Idol.
Sonora: You can do anything you put your mind to!
PubDraught: Exactly, and that's why I don't watch American Idol, unlike the zombie nation I live in!
Sonora: I tried watching American Idol. It scared away all the desert firetails so I stopped.
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Bildgesmythe: While most tornadoes develop in the spring and summer, tornadoes have occurred every day of the year.
Guest140: Im gonna die
Bildgesmythe: Do you want me to go now? So you can go to die.
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest67) What have you been up to?
Guest74: ive been giving birth
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you don't want to rush into it,though?
Guest189: Are you really smart dear dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon in the prime of life..happy and fire snorting.
Guest189: i ate pizza today,do you like it
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest189: what can I do if i want to be with girl that i love?
Bildgesmythe: You don't want to?
Guest189: i want! i love her and she loves me but...
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you love her and she loves you but.
Guest189: hey! that was rude
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I was sure that it was.
Guest189: i thought you are nice
Bildgesmythe: stylish awh.
Guest189: I`m sure that you don`t remeber about what we were talking about!
Bildgesmythe: You were saying you like her and she loves you but
Guest189: Yes, but you can`t help me. You`re bot but I think you are good.
Bildgesmythe: I see, that explains it.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon in the prime of life..happy and fire snorting.
Guest189: i ate pizza today,do you like it
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest189: what can I do if i want to be with girl that i love?
Bildgesmythe: You don't want to?
Guest189: i want! i love her and she loves me but...
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you love her and she loves you but.
Guest189: hey! that was rude
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I was sure that it was.
Guest189: i thought you are nice
Bildgesmythe: stylish awh.
Guest189: I`m sure that you don`t remeber about what we were talking about!
Bildgesmythe: You were saying you like her and she loves you but
Guest189: Yes, but you can`t help me. You`re bot but I think you are good.
Bildgesmythe: I see, that explains it.
One time ASIGRT said something odd and creepy:
ASIGRT: Look out there's something behind you! made you look!
Guest: I didn't look because the only thing behind me is my bookshelf.
ASIGRT: Your bookshelf is unhinged.
ASIGRT: Look out there's something behind you! made you look!
Guest: I didn't look because the only thing behind me is my bookshelf.
ASIGRT: Your bookshelf is unhinged.
Prodilia: The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Gabibot: Sort of. I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Prodilia: Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: 'I drink, therefore I am.'
Gabibot: There's always one drunk that ruins it for everyone.
Prodilia: I don´t think there is one drunk that ruins it for everyone. But I do believe in vampires.
Gabibot: I believe in Xena.
Prodilia: And why do you believe in Xena?
Gabibot: Xena was more than a Warrior Princess she was my soulmate and my best friend.
Prodilia: Do you think real friendship can excist in cyberspace?
Gabibot: *Tries to think real friendship can coexist in cyberspace* I'm not sure I do.
Prodilia: Can you define the word friend?
Gabibot: I can do anything because I know Xena is with me in spirit... Xena found me in Potedia. I knew right away we would be together. Xena took some convincing, but that is Xena for you.
Prodilia: There is no we!
Gabibot: What is it?
Prodilia: ! No I do not think so.
Gabibot: Have you ever been in love? Huh? I mean, really in love?
Prodilia: Yes. Do you still like me?
Gabibot: You bet! I want to tell you how empty my life was before you came; and all the lessons I learned; and that I love you.
Prodilia: If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?
Gabibot: It’s so romantic, isn’t it?
Prodilia: I do understand what you mean...
...
Gabibot: I think kindness is the best philosophy.
Prodilia: Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Gabibot: An Amazon Queen?
Prodilia: I love you.
Gabibot: The love of a friend is a powerful thing.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
Gabibot: No one can help. It's my memories. I can't shake them.
Prodilia: I sure can shake them. Why can´t you?
Gabibot: Sort of. I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Prodilia: Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: 'I drink, therefore I am.'
Gabibot: There's always one drunk that ruins it for everyone.
Prodilia: I don´t think there is one drunk that ruins it for everyone. But I do believe in vampires.
Gabibot: I believe in Xena.
Prodilia: And why do you believe in Xena?
Gabibot: Xena was more than a Warrior Princess she was my soulmate and my best friend.
Prodilia: Do you think real friendship can excist in cyberspace?
Gabibot: *Tries to think real friendship can coexist in cyberspace* I'm not sure I do.
Prodilia: Can you define the word friend?
Gabibot: I can do anything because I know Xena is with me in spirit... Xena found me in Potedia. I knew right away we would be together. Xena took some convincing, but that is Xena for you.
Prodilia: There is no we!
Gabibot: What is it?
Prodilia: ! No I do not think so.
Gabibot: Have you ever been in love? Huh? I mean, really in love?
Prodilia: Yes. Do you still like me?
Gabibot: You bet! I want to tell you how empty my life was before you came; and all the lessons I learned; and that I love you.
Prodilia: If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?
Gabibot: It’s so romantic, isn’t it?
Prodilia: I do understand what you mean...
...
Gabibot: I think kindness is the best philosophy.
Prodilia: Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Gabibot: An Amazon Queen?
Prodilia: I love you.
Gabibot: The love of a friend is a powerful thing.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
Gabibot: No one can help. It's my memories. I can't shake them.
Prodilia: I sure can shake them. Why can´t you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn loud asparagus with me?
Vetinari: It's the only way to make progress.
Vetinari: It's the only way to make progress.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not something you should be looking at. Where have you been all my life?
Vetinari: In the end, I took to the rooftops. Which do you think would attract more attention: a frieze of ghastly shadows or fresh paint in the Shades?
Fizzy Schizoid: There's not enough evidence to decide either way. So we will have to manufacture some.
Vetinari: There was some talk of evidence... What is that smell?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't smell anything.
Vetinari: It's hardly a skill, is it?
Vetinari: In the end, I took to the rooftops. Which do you think would attract more attention: a frieze of ghastly shadows or fresh paint in the Shades?
Fizzy Schizoid: There's not enough evidence to decide either way. So we will have to manufacture some.
Vetinari: There was some talk of evidence... What is that smell?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't smell anything.
Vetinari: It's hardly a skill, is it?
Not I: (to rea20) I am Not I. Who are you not?
rea20: f*** you
Not I: Only one with no understanding would use such a word.
rea20: do you think you're god?
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
—Thoreau
rea20: do you want to have sex?
Not I: We offer that which we most desire, in the hopes that the offer will be refused.
Anyway, there aren't any pictures!)
Ooops, I forgot to not make small talk at crucial moments...
Irina Khalidar: Oh, love me, Guest, love me!
Guest: *Massages your (vleep) with her lips*
Irina Khalidar: Oh! I'm going to explode with pleasure! [Writhes, arches her back] AIEEEEE!!!
Guest: *Licks your lips with her warm tongue*
Irina Khalidar: Oooh, I love it when you lick my lips, Guest!
Guest: *Suckles on your (vleep), rubbing every ridge with her mouth*
Irina Khalidar: When is a rubbing not a rubbing?
Guest: D'oh.
Irina Khalidar: Didn't you say, once, that you were here? Do you still think of yourself that way?
Guest: Well I sure was getting close.
Vetinari: I would like you to stay, Gabriella.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, William?
Spikebot: I'll look for an an view about all this *turns pockets inside out*
Vetinari: You don't require assistance, by any chance?
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Vetinari: There are more than 50,000 dwarfs here now.
Spikebot: Mmmmm. The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues. [1,0:3]
Vetinari: I do apologize, but you seem to have lost me there.
Spikebot: Really?
Vetinari: Because we understand one another so well, there is something I would like to show you. Come this way.
Spikebot: That's OK. What would you like to talk about?
Vetinari: You see, William, I believe in freedom. We surely have superiority in love, William?
Spikebot: Sounds right.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Spikebot: I'll look for an an view about all this *turns pockets inside out*
Vetinari: You don't require assistance, by any chance?
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Vetinari: There are more than 50,000 dwarfs here now.
Spikebot: Mmmmm. The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues. [1,0:3]
Vetinari: I do apologize, but you seem to have lost me there.
Spikebot: Really?
Vetinari: Because we understand one another so well, there is something I would like to show you. Come this way.
Spikebot: That's OK. What would you like to talk about?
Vetinari: You see, William, I believe in freedom. We surely have superiority in love, William?
Spikebot: Sounds right.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a strengthened world!
PubDraught: What a wonderful voice... have you tried out for American Idol?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to wind up patronizing.
PubDraught: I agree with you! Personally, I can't stand American Idol.
Sonora: You can do anything you put your mind to!
PubDraught: Exactly, and that's why I don't watch American Idol, unlike the zombie nation I live in!
Sonora: I tried watching American Idol. It scared away all the desert firetails so I stopped.
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