Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Dude on my 7nth birthday cake, their were 21 candles on top

And just block me out.

Candles don't determine your age.

Really? I'm amazed and ashamed to have ever known you. Candles? Really? Saying that candles on a cake determines your age might just mean that you're getting one on your next cake.

Yep. Yet you continue to go on. Like a fricken puppy when a dog comes home.

HE POSTED HE POSTED YAY I MUST GO MAKE SNIDE COMMENTS THAT HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT

real mature.

*slowly claps hands*

As you do the same. D-mn. Thing.

This is the part where you sit down, say 'Well, sh-t...' and realize that you're as imperfect as you say everyone else is.

This is the part where any normal person would do that. I already have. Knowing you, you'll keep it up.

HA. that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Your full of sh*t. I am as imperfect as the next guy. The difference is that I accepted that and moved on when I was like 5.

Then why do you walk around, omnipotent as you are, caring for yourself and your girlfriend only?

You have friends, but you are nobody's friend yourself. You block out people's opinions, like a stingy manager caring for himself and his prize. That's you. Your prize is your girlfriend. You care for nothing else. How far can you get without making true friends?

By the way. Stop telling me to stop talking to me about stopping singing. I'm blocking your voice out.

I keep up relations. Not friends. There's a friggin difference.

That's why people hate you the way they do. You keep up your relations. The ideal 'corporate manager'. Corporate managers need no friends. I think I can see your future now......