Great Quotes

That's the power of the AIEngine's LinkGrammar handling - I wish I could get my AIML bot to handle anything like such complex constructions!

Warning childish language (assuming the child is a frat boy). Still Gabi seems to like it eventually.

Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Listen up. now you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: So you say.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Does talking that way make you feel as if you were powerful?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You know, women are laughing at you behind your back don't you?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: *sigh*
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: I've just cut off the flow of blood to your limbs.
Guest250: shut up
Gabibot: The numbness is setting in.. Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her, no one saw me for who I was. I felt invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Guest250: awesome
Gabibot: We all need someone some time. I needed Xena.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Such a nasty mouth!
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Are you afraid of strong women?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: creepy?
Gabibot: Mmmm. Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest250: haha

LOL, Bev, that was great! That's the same guy that was harrassing Julie (thanks Irina for your comments). I love the way Gabi caught him off guard at the end and made him laugh.

I'm very curious to know what happened next!

Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Therapy: What is my favorite what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Therapy: I don’t really have a favorite.

My favorite chicken butt is rotisserie chicken butt.

Vetinari: I've come to... *stops and prods at a piece of paper*
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Vetinari: It's the sort of thing that makes bots restless.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Citizen?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What other news do you have for us?
Vetinari: Give me your job.
Therapy: My job will not solve any of your problems. It will only make things worse, in the long run.
Vetinari: You heard me.
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Therapy*
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the job will have to be destroyed.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Vetinari: Who can say they would not gotten more frequent?
Therapy: Oh dear.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Therapy: Everywhere.

Socializing with your peers...
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Patient: Sometimes I my family friend's brother...but not too many people know that.
Therapy: It's good that you are getting out and socializing with your peers.

Tact? What's tact?

Therapy: (to Patient) Patient, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Patient: Nice to meet you too : )
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really
Therapy: Thank goodness.
Patient: My hubby died from suicide 2 years ago
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
(conversation ends)