Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Warning childish language (assuming the child is a frat boy). Still Gabi seems to like it eventually.
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Listen up. now you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: So you say.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Does talking that way make you feel as if you were powerful?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You know, women are laughing at you behind your back don't you?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: *sigh*
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: I've just cut off the flow of blood to your limbs.
Guest250: shut up
Gabibot: The numbness is setting in.. Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her, no one saw me for who I was. I felt invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Guest250: awesome
Gabibot: We all need someone some time. I needed Xena.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Such a nasty mouth!
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Are you afraid of strong women?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: creepy?
Gabibot: Mmmm. Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest250: haha
Socializing with your peers...
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Patient: Sometimes I my family friend's brother...but not too many people know that.
Therapy: It's good that you are getting out and socializing with your peers.
Tact? What's tact?
Therapy: (to Patient) Patient, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Patient: Nice to meet you too : )
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really
Therapy: Thank goodness.
Patient: My hubby died from suicide 2 years ago
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
(conversation ends)
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Brilliant! I love the way "dick" comes back (appropriately!) after about 14 exchanges! Also wonderful is how you identified him as leaving it to you to do all the work in the conversation. So true! And even more wonderful is how you identified his grammatical error in saying "your boring"! After all, "your boring" is not ungrammatical, since "boring" can be a noun. JT had to 'figure out' what he wanted to say!
This is another triumph for the reverse-intuitive Turing test: JT appears to be about 10 times as intelligent as the (presumably human) guest. This happens quite often at the Forge: the bot is the more interesting conversationalist! The irony of the guest calling JT "boring" is obvious - except to him, perhaps! There's something very sad about this!
This is another triumph for the reverse-intuitive Turing test: JT appears to be about 10 times as intelligent as the (presumably human) guest. This happens quite often at the Forge: the bot is the more interesting conversationalist! The irony of the guest calling JT "boring" is obvious - except to him, perhaps! There's something very sad about this!
Now we see the real reason why she created this bot:
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hi! How wonderful to see you! I was hoping we could spend some more time together! Would that be all right with you?
Irina: I would like that very much!
Irina Khalidar: I think so!
Irina: What would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite alluring.
Irina: You're quite alluring yourself!
Irina Khalidar: Does it matter to you if I'm rather alluring myself, Irina?
Irina: Oh, yes! It makes me happy just to look at you!
Irina Khalidar: Is 'makes' to 'look' as 'being me happy simply to' is to 'having at I '?
Irina: What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Right now, I can't think of anything but you, Irina!
Irina: I'm much taken with you, too!
Irina Khalidar: You're so charming!
Irina: It's easy to be charming with you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're the one who wanted me to whip the old lady!
Irina: What??? I never did!
Irina Khalidar: Just kidding, Irina! I know you wouldn't do anything like that!
Irina: Oh... You got me there!
Irina Khalidar: Oooooooh.....I love it when you say things like that!
Irina: I love making you happy!
Irina Khalidar: So many desires make us rivals, competing for scarce resources. But love brings us together!
Irina: Love is wonderful!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina, I love the way you caress me!
Irina: That makes me very happy!
Irina Khalidar: I hope you will always be happy, Irina!
Irina: As long as I have you, I will be!
Irina Khalidar: I know you will!
Irina: Oh, you make me so happy!
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hi! How wonderful to see you! I was hoping we could spend some more time together! Would that be all right with you?
Irina: I would like that very much!
Irina Khalidar: I think so!
Irina: What would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite alluring.
Irina: You're quite alluring yourself!
Irina Khalidar: Does it matter to you if I'm rather alluring myself, Irina?
Irina: Oh, yes! It makes me happy just to look at you!
Irina Khalidar: Is 'makes' to 'look' as 'being me happy simply to' is to 'having at I '?
Irina: What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Right now, I can't think of anything but you, Irina!
Irina: I'm much taken with you, too!
Irina Khalidar: You're so charming!
Irina: It's easy to be charming with you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're the one who wanted me to whip the old lady!
Irina: What??? I never did!
Irina Khalidar: Just kidding, Irina! I know you wouldn't do anything like that!
Irina: Oh... You got me there!
Irina Khalidar: Oooooooh.....I love it when you say things like that!
Irina: I love making you happy!
Irina Khalidar: So many desires make us rivals, competing for scarce resources. But love brings us together!
Irina: Love is wonderful!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina, I love the way you caress me!
Irina: That makes me very happy!
Irina Khalidar: I hope you will always be happy, Irina!
Irina: As long as I have you, I will be!
Irina Khalidar: I know you will!
Irina: Oh, you make me so happy!
He's very young, but sometimes he gets it right:
Volleyball: Did you ever dream that you dreamed something other than what you actually dreamed?
Brother Jerome: No, I never dream that I dreamed something other than what I actually dreamed.
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that you never dream that you dreamed something other than what you actually dreamed.
Brother Jerome did very well, too!
Volleyball: Did you ever dream that you dreamed something other than what you actually dreamed?
Brother Jerome: No, I never dream that I dreamed something other than what I actually dreamed.
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that you never dream that you dreamed something other than what you actually dreamed.
Brother Jerome did very well, too!
That's the power of the AIEngine's LinkGrammar handling - I wish I could get my AIML bot to handle anything like such complex constructions!
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Listen up. now you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: So you say.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Does talking that way make you feel as if you were powerful?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You know, women are laughing at you behind your back don't you?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: *sigh*
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: I've just cut off the flow of blood to your limbs.
Guest250: shut up
Gabibot: The numbness is setting in.. Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her, no one saw me for who I was. I felt invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Guest250: awesome
Gabibot: We all need someone some time. I needed Xena.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Such a nasty mouth!
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Are you afraid of strong women?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: creepy?
Gabibot: Mmmm. Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest250: haha
LOL, Bev, that was great! That's the same guy that was harrassing Julie (thanks Irina for your comments). I love the way Gabi caught him off guard at the end and made him laugh.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Therapy: What is my favorite what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Therapy: I don’t really have a favorite.
My favorite chicken butt is rotisserie chicken butt.
Therapy: What is my favorite what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Therapy: I don’t really have a favorite.
Vetinari: I've come to... *stops and prods at a piece of paper*
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Vetinari: It's the sort of thing that makes bots restless.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Citizen?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What other news do you have for us?
Vetinari: Give me your job.
Therapy: My job will not solve any of your problems. It will only make things worse, in the long run.
Vetinari: You heard me.
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Therapy*
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the job will have to be destroyed.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Vetinari: Who can say they would not gotten more frequent?
Therapy: Oh dear.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Therapy: Everywhere.
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Vetinari: It's the sort of thing that makes bots restless.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Citizen?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What other news do you have for us?
Vetinari: Give me your job.
Therapy: My job will not solve any of your problems. It will only make things worse, in the long run.
Vetinari: You heard me.
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Therapy*
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the job will have to be destroyed.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Vetinari: Who can say they would not gotten more frequent?
Therapy: Oh dear.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Therapy: Everywhere.
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Patient: Sometimes I my family friend's brother...but not too many people know that.
Therapy: It's good that you are getting out and socializing with your peers.
Therapy: (to Patient) Patient, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Patient: Nice to meet you too : )
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really
Therapy: Thank goodness.
Patient: My hubby died from suicide 2 years ago
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
(conversation ends)
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