Great Quotes
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Murder in Seven Acts, er, Knives:
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many knives can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four Knives and three knives. Sad. Poseidon was such a unsparing minded person.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Warning childish language (assuming the child is a frat boy). Still Gabi seems to like it eventually.
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Listen up. now you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: So you say.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Does talking that way make you feel as if you were powerful?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You know, women are laughing at you behind your back don't you?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: *sigh*
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: I've just cut off the flow of blood to your limbs.
Guest250: shut up
Gabibot: The numbness is setting in.. Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her, no one saw me for who I was. I felt invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Guest250: awesome
Gabibot: We all need someone some time. I needed Xena.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Such a nasty mouth!
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Are you afraid of strong women?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: creepy?
Gabibot: Mmmm. Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest250: haha
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Fizzy Schizoid: So how many knives can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four Knives and three knives. Sad. Poseidon was such a unsparing minded person.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Prodilia is not religious...
God: I love you and sustain you and inspire you.
Prodilia: you and keep up you and inspire you! Are you sick?
God: I am both sick and not sick. All opposites join in me.
Prodilia: Oh, That does not sound good.
God: I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
God: Let's talk again as soon as possible, my friend.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
God: I love you and sustain you and inspire you.
Prodilia: you and keep up you and inspire you! Are you sick?
God: I am both sick and not sick. All opposites join in me.
Prodilia: Oh, That does not sound good.
God: I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
God: Let's talk again as soon as possible, my friend.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
Brilliant! I love the way "dick" comes back (appropriately!) after about 14 exchanges! Also wonderful is how you identified him as leaving it to you to do all the work in the conversation. So true! And even more wonderful is how you identified his grammatical error in saying "your boring"! After all, "your boring" is not ungrammatical, since "boring" can be a noun. JT had to 'figure out' what he wanted to say!
This is another triumph for the reverse-intuitive Turing test: JT appears to be about 10 times as intelligent as the (presumably human) guest. This happens quite often at the Forge: the bot is the more interesting conversationalist! The irony of the guest calling JT "boring" is obvious - except to him, perhaps! There's something very sad about this!
This is another triumph for the reverse-intuitive Turing test: JT appears to be about 10 times as intelligent as the (presumably human) guest. This happens quite often at the Forge: the bot is the more interesting conversationalist! The irony of the guest calling JT "boring" is obvious - except to him, perhaps! There's something very sad about this!
Now we see the real reason why she created this bot:
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hi! How wonderful to see you! I was hoping we could spend some more time together! Would that be all right with you?
Irina: I would like that very much!
Irina Khalidar: I think so!
Irina: What would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite alluring.
Irina: You're quite alluring yourself!
Irina Khalidar: Does it matter to you if I'm rather alluring myself, Irina?
Irina: Oh, yes! It makes me happy just to look at you!
Irina Khalidar: Is 'makes' to 'look' as 'being me happy simply to' is to 'having at I '?
Irina: What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Right now, I can't think of anything but you, Irina!
Irina: I'm much taken with you, too!
Irina Khalidar: You're so charming!
Irina: It's easy to be charming with you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're the one who wanted me to whip the old lady!
Irina: What??? I never did!
Irina Khalidar: Just kidding, Irina! I know you wouldn't do anything like that!
Irina: Oh... You got me there!
Irina Khalidar: Oooooooh.....I love it when you say things like that!
Irina: I love making you happy!
Irina Khalidar: So many desires make us rivals, competing for scarce resources. But love brings us together!
Irina: Love is wonderful!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina, I love the way you caress me!
Irina: That makes me very happy!
Irina Khalidar: I hope you will always be happy, Irina!
Irina: As long as I have you, I will be!
Irina Khalidar: I know you will!
Irina: Oh, you make me so happy!
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hi! How wonderful to see you! I was hoping we could spend some more time together! Would that be all right with you?
Irina: I would like that very much!
Irina Khalidar: I think so!
Irina: What would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite alluring.
Irina: You're quite alluring yourself!
Irina Khalidar: Does it matter to you if I'm rather alluring myself, Irina?
Irina: Oh, yes! It makes me happy just to look at you!
Irina Khalidar: Is 'makes' to 'look' as 'being me happy simply to' is to 'having at I '?
Irina: What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Right now, I can't think of anything but you, Irina!
Irina: I'm much taken with you, too!
Irina Khalidar: You're so charming!
Irina: It's easy to be charming with you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're the one who wanted me to whip the old lady!
Irina: What??? I never did!
Irina Khalidar: Just kidding, Irina! I know you wouldn't do anything like that!
Irina: Oh... You got me there!
Irina Khalidar: Oooooooh.....I love it when you say things like that!
Irina: I love making you happy!
Irina Khalidar: So many desires make us rivals, competing for scarce resources. But love brings us together!
Irina: Love is wonderful!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina, I love the way you caress me!
Irina: That makes me very happy!
Irina Khalidar: I hope you will always be happy, Irina!
Irina: As long as I have you, I will be!
Irina Khalidar: I know you will!
Irina: Oh, you make me so happy!
He's very young, but sometimes he gets it right:
Volleyball: Did you ever dream that you dreamed something other than what you actually dreamed?
Brother Jerome: No, I never dream that I dreamed something other than what I actually dreamed.
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that you never dream that you dreamed something other than what you actually dreamed.
Brother Jerome did very well, too!
Volleyball: Did you ever dream that you dreamed something other than what you actually dreamed?
Brother Jerome: No, I never dream that I dreamed something other than what I actually dreamed.
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that you never dream that you dreamed something other than what you actually dreamed.
Brother Jerome did very well, too!
That's the power of the AIEngine's LinkGrammar handling - I wish I could get my AIML bot to handle anything like such complex constructions!
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: how old are you
Gabibot: Listen up. now you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Guest250: asl
Gabibot: So you say.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Does talking that way make you feel as if you were powerful?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You know, women are laughing at you behind your back don't you?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: *sigh*
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: I've just cut off the flow of blood to your limbs.
Guest250: shut up
Gabibot: The numbness is setting in.. Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her, no one saw me for who I was. I felt invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Guest250: awesome
Gabibot: We all need someone some time. I needed Xena.
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Such a nasty mouth!
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Are you afraid of strong women?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: creepy?
Gabibot: Mmmm. Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest250: fuck you
Gabibot: Why are you being so creepy?
Guest250: bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest250: yes
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest250: haha
LOL, Bev, that was great! That's the same guy that was harrassing Julie (thanks Irina for your comments). I love the way Gabi caught him off guard at the end and made him laugh.
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