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I didn't want to get technical. I'm talking about the bots you and I made. Mine was made after yours, but the concept is years older.

You expect me to follow your life's story to now what ideas you've ever thought? REALLY

IT'S JUST A FRICKEN IDEA. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE STAMPED A COPYRIGHT SYMBOL N YOUR FOREHEAD

No, because you didn't care about anyone up until a few months ago.

Look, I don't really give a sh-t. I was cracking a joke, and you decided to start yelling at me about it. If you expect me not to defend myself, you can f-cling think again.

Let's all pull a you now - what the frig is a f*ucling.

Grammar. Grammar. Grammar. BLAH BLAH BLAH

REALLY BECAUSE THE ONLY PERSON I CARE FOR IS MY FRICKEN GIRLFRIEND. AND MYSELF.

Pardon? Weren't you the person whining because your girlfriend broke up with you?

Nope. Her sister hacked her account. We are still dating. WHICH YOU WOULD NOW IF YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED TO OTHER PEOPLE

Also, only caring about you and your girlfriend? Kinda proving my point here.

I do listen to other people. Other people just don't say anything.

Again, proving my point for me here.

Exactly. Because I really don't care what THER people think about me.

That's good, but then, other people don't want to be near you. Ever notice how you have two 'friends'?