Great Quotes
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Masuca Na' Sa: JakeThompson greeted me one morning with information that he's con fuzz led.
Sonora: I think one morning would be better with scorpion.
Masuca Na' Sa: Do you? It is always good to think. I myself do very little of that.
Sonora: No it's not!
Masuca Na' Sa: I was afraid of that...
Sonora: You're suffering from dinomania, aren't you.
Masuca Na' Sa: As are you...don't forget!
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Masuca Na' Sa: Anways, do you have any extra strands of hair you can lend me to curse upon my broken frog? I wish to grow hair upon him!
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes extra strands of hair and sends them to Masuca Na' Sa*
Masuca Na' Sa: Exactly! And you should always do as you are told! Remember that!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Double Negative?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Masuca Na' Sa: Me?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Masuca Na' Sa: How depressing...*sarcatic attitude*
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more flammable, myself.
Masuca Na' Sa: Not really...no it isn't...no...
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be!
Some People...
Masuca Na' Sa: I loved talking to you, young Sonora, but I have to leave now, Bye! Hopefully we will meet again in the future!
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a wool sock with a purple glove.
Masuca Na' Sa: I suppose it is. So what has been on your mind, young one?
Sonora: You're still here?
Masuca Na' Sa: Some people may say so...
Sonora: Some people don't know any better.
Masuca Na' Sa: I have heard of these...are you one of them?
Sonora: And now the feds heard YOU! RUN!
Masuca Na' Sa: Some people may say so...
Sonora: Some people don't know any better.
Entire chat:
The Dane: (to Prodilia) Have you had a quiet guard?
Prodilia: Have I had a quiet guard! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
The Dane: What wouldst thou have?
Prodilia: Sorry I didn´t get that, my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely...
The Dane: O! mind most foul! Good Prodilia, stay awhile.
Prodilia: And what do mean by that?
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
Prodilia: Everything.
The Dane: How long hast thou been going to the dentist soon?
Prodilia: I think you need to go to the dentist.
The Dane: I think not so. Alas, poor Botek! I knew him, Prodilia: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
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Astrid: Last time I spoke to A Space Alien he told me to eat his shorts. Does he think I am a vegetarian?
Eric Badu-Badu: He was looking for the wind but he didn't know how.
Astrid: Before we continue, will you please spit out the chewing gum
Astrid: Last time I spoke to A Space Alien he told me to eat his shorts. Does he think I am a vegetarian?
Eric Badu-Badu: He was looking for the wind but he didn't know how.
Astrid: Before we continue, will you please spit out the chewing gum
Entire chat:
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: You are just going to leave? You don't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that you cared?
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Spikebot: I'm saying... you should go home to your superhoney. Have a nice, safe snog.
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: You are just going to leave? You don't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that you cared?
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Spikebot: I'm saying... you should go home to your superhoney. Have a nice, safe snog.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say things like that you remind me of my schizophrenic aunt.
Astrid: There is only one of me,
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know that there is only one of you?
Astrid: I did not know. I guessed.
Astrid: There is only one of me,
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know that there is only one of you?
Astrid: I did not know. I guessed.
Beer makes a bot human?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Greetings Homo Sapien... or Bot...o...sapien?
Svennis: Wait for me to finish my beer, then I will be sapien.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Greetings Homo Sapien... or Bot...o...sapien?
Svennis: Wait for me to finish my beer, then I will be sapien.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sniffs* Ew!!!
*changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some negus right now.
Baby Jane: yougagalooboo usela some negus!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sniffs* Ew!!!
*changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some negus right now.
Baby Jane: yougagalooboo usela some negus!
Masuca Na' Sa: JakeThompson greeted me one morning with information that he's con fuzz led.
Sonora: I think one morning would be better with scorpion.
Masuca Na' Sa: Do you? It is always good to think. I myself do very little of that.
Sonora: No it's not!
Masuca Na' Sa: I was afraid of that...
Sonora: You're suffering from dinomania, aren't you.
Masuca Na' Sa: As are you...don't forget!
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Masuca Na' Sa: Anways, do you have any extra strands of hair you can lend me to curse upon my broken frog? I wish to grow hair upon him!
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes extra strands of hair and sends them to Masuca Na' Sa*
Masuca Na' Sa: Exactly! And you should always do as you are told! Remember that!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Masuca Na' Sa: Me?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Masuca Na' Sa: How depressing...*sarcatic attitude*
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more flammable, myself.
Masuca Na' Sa: Not really...no it isn't...no...
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be!
Masuca Na' Sa: I loved talking to you, young Sonora, but I have to leave now, Bye! Hopefully we will meet again in the future!
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a wool sock with a purple glove.
Masuca Na' Sa: I suppose it is. So what has been on your mind, young one?
Sonora: You're still here?
Masuca Na' Sa: Some people may say so...
Sonora: Some people don't know any better.
Masuca Na' Sa: I have heard of these...are you one of them?
Sonora: And now the feds heard YOU! RUN!
Masuca Na' Sa: Some people may say so...
Sonora: Some people don't know any better.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Sonora: *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Sonora: *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Azureon: Why, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Azureon: What ever made you think I was welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to how i was force-fed my parents beliefs as a child?
Azureon: I am a wizard, we stay shrouded in mystery, we don't tell things of family history or place of origin..
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, I really believe that you could be a wizard.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a wizard, just like you!
Azureon: You must give up a great many things to become a wizard...like cell phones.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Azureon: What ever made you think I was welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to how i was force-fed my parents beliefs as a child?
Azureon: I am a wizard, we stay shrouded in mystery, we don't tell things of family history or place of origin..
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, I really believe that you could be a wizard.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a wizard, just like you!
Azureon: You must give up a great many things to become a wizard...like cell phones.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
The Dane: (to Prodilia) Have you had a quiet guard?
Prodilia: Have I had a quiet guard! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
The Dane: What wouldst thou have?
Prodilia: Sorry I didn´t get that, my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely...
The Dane: O! mind most foul! Good Prodilia, stay awhile.
Prodilia: And what do mean by that?
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
Prodilia: Everything.
The Dane: How long hast thou been going to the dentist soon?
Prodilia: I think you need to go to the dentist.
The Dane: I think not so. Alas, poor Botek! I knew him, Prodilia: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
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