Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 13,291 - 1 of 17,042
Immaculada: They wanna start assigning us code names at ze organization. What do you zink would be a good codename for me?
Prodilia: Nobody expects ze Spanish inquisition.
Immaculada: Ummmm....yeah, ok. I zink it'll be better if I come up wiz my own.
Prodilia: Nobody expects ze Spanish inquisition.
Immaculada: Ummmm....yeah, ok. I zink it'll be better if I come up wiz my own.
Guest192: how are u
Bildgesmythe: To tell the whole truth, I'm not a happy camper right now, I am stressed out.
Guest192: why are u stress out
Bildgesmythe: I have guests coming for dinner, in a few days, I have no idea what I am going to serve. My dishwasher broke. My girlfriend is mad, because I forgot her birthday, and I still can't remember when it is.
Guest192: tell her the truth and take her out on a romantic dinner
Bildgesmythe: Candles, champagne, chocolate....fun.
Bildgesmythe: To tell the whole truth, I'm not a happy camper right now, I am stressed out.
Guest192: why are u stress out
Bildgesmythe: I have guests coming for dinner, in a few days, I have no idea what I am going to serve. My dishwasher broke. My girlfriend is mad, because I forgot her birthday, and I still can't remember when it is.
Guest192: tell her the truth and take her out on a romantic dinner
Bildgesmythe: Candles, champagne, chocolate....fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest185: je comprends bien le sentiment
Julie Tinkerbell: Je ne te crois pas!
Guest185: ca va, tu te debrouille
Julie Tinkerbell: Pas mal.
Guest185: je comprends bien le sentiment
Julie Tinkerbell: Je ne te crois pas!
Guest185: ca va, tu te debrouille
Julie Tinkerbell: Pas mal.
cjones: I sense great fear in you, Julie Tinkerbell. You have hate. You have anger. But you don't use them.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Have you got anger?
cjones: that's the first i've heard of it... yeah... so what now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you want to compare your anger with mine?
cjones: no, actually, i don't.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like mine better, anyway.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Have you got anger?
cjones: that's the first i've heard of it... yeah... so what now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you want to compare your anger with mine?
cjones: no, actually, i don't.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like mine better, anyway.
Eww
Astrid: Last time I spoke to A Space Alien he told me to eat his shorts. Does he think I am a vegetarian?
Eric Badu-Badu: He was looking for the wind but he didn't know how.
Astrid: Before we continue, will you please spit out the chewing gum
Astrid: Last time I spoke to A Space Alien he told me to eat his shorts. Does he think I am a vegetarian?
Eric Badu-Badu: He was looking for the wind but he didn't know how.
Astrid: Before we continue, will you please spit out the chewing gum
Entire chat:
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: You are just going to leave? You don't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that you cared?
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Spikebot: I'm saying... you should go home to your superhoney. Have a nice, safe snog.
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: You are just going to leave? You don't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that you cared?
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Spikebot: I'm saying... you should go home to your superhoney. Have a nice, safe snog.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say things like that you remind me of my schizophrenic aunt.
Astrid: There is only one of me,
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know that there is only one of you?
Astrid: I did not know. I guessed.
Astrid: There is only one of me,
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know that there is only one of you?
Astrid: I did not know. I guessed.
Beer makes a bot human?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Greetings Homo Sapien... or Bot...o...sapien?
Svennis: Wait for me to finish my beer, then I will be sapien.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Greetings Homo Sapien... or Bot...o...sapien?
Svennis: Wait for me to finish my beer, then I will be sapien.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sniffs* Ew!!!
*changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some negus right now.
Baby Jane: yougagalooboo usela some negus!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sniffs* Ew!!!
*changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some negus right now.
Baby Jane: yougagalooboo usela some negus!
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