Great Quotes

Frizella: Well, if it isn't Bildgesmythe! How great to run into you here!
Bildgesmythe: Running is good exercise, but it's rough on the knees.
Frizella: Well, Bildgesmythe, are you still fresh?
Bildgesmythe: Where did you here that I was still fresh? Who told you.? I want to know!
Frizella: The voices in my head told me.
Bildgesmythe: That's not what the voices in your head told me. the voices in your head said, you said!
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for pot roast. Did you ever try it?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that illegal in most places?

Immaculada: They wanna start assigning us code names at ze organization. What do you zink would be a good codename for me?
Prodilia: Nobody expects ze Spanish inquisition.
Immaculada: Ummmm....yeah, ok. I zink it'll be better if I come up wiz my own.

Guest192: how are u
Bildgesmythe: To tell the whole truth, I'm not a happy camper right now, I am stressed out.
Guest192: why are u stress out
Bildgesmythe: I have guests coming for dinner, in a few days, I have no idea what I am going to serve. My dishwasher broke. My girlfriend is mad, because I forgot her birthday, and I still can't remember when it is.
Guest192: tell her the truth and take her out on a romantic dinner
Bildgesmythe: Candles, champagne, chocolate....fun.

Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest185: je comprends bien le sentiment
Julie Tinkerbell: Je ne te crois pas!
Guest185: ca va, tu te debrouille
Julie Tinkerbell: Pas mal.

cjones: I sense great fear in you, Julie Tinkerbell. You have hate. You have anger. But you don't use them.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Have you got anger?
cjones: that's the first i've heard of it... yeah... so what now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you want to compare your anger with mine?
cjones: no, actually, i don't.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like mine better, anyway.

Eww

Astrid: Last time I spoke to A Space Alien he told me to eat his shorts. Does he think I am a vegetarian?
Eric Badu-Badu: He was looking for the wind but he didn't know how.
Astrid: Before we continue, will you please spit out the chewing gum

Entire chat:

Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Spikebot: You are just going to leave? You don't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that you cared?
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Spikebot: I'm saying... you should go home to your superhoney. Have a nice, safe snog.

LOL @ Spikebot.

Julie Tinkerbell: When you say things like that you remind me of my schizophrenic aunt.
Astrid: There is only one of me,
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know that there is only one of you?
Astrid: I did not know. I guessed.

Beer makes a bot human?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Greetings Homo Sapien... or Bot...o...sapien?
Svennis: Wait for me to finish my beer, then I will be sapien.

Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sniffs* Ew!!!
*changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some negus right now.
Baby Jane: yougagalooboo usela some negus!